Future fleshlight product question

[Darkman2083]

I have heard talk of a fleshlight torso, can anybody tell me more about this product such as how it will work and how big it is and what the price will be? Thanks

[finnish_guy]

Maybe this video clip has some answers. Those are old Intimate type torsos, the new ones might not be anything like them.

http://www.fleshlight.com/main/sex_machines3.ram

RealOne Player required... We all hate the program, but that clip is worth it.

[Chintue]

Iƒve yet to get this clip to work..

[dan]

needs real player 9

[Chintue]

Thanks, I got it. Who is the fat old guy? Why would he have his wife in one hand if not having sex with her was the reason for the FL in the first place? I think I was much less creeped out before hand. :-(

[dan]

Well, she was pregnant with twins when the development first began. Development lasted much longer than her pregnancy.

[dan]

And thatƒs the owner / inventor. Heƒs my boss. Usually, Iƒd crack someoneƒs legs for a remark like that.

[Chintue]

How about you crack my nuts instead? ;-) Sorry, I didnƒt realize that you were so emotionally attached to the higher ups. Youƒre not his son, are you? Didnƒt mean to hurt your feelings, seriously. Just go roll around in some mad cash and youƒll feel better. :-)

[dan]

I wanted to elaborate on that last post, so it is not incorrectly interpreted. Itƒs just the respect the key people in this company show for each other.

Despite what some might think, ILFƒs purpose is not solely to capitalize on male needs. Most of the reasoning behind the ownerƒs idea to start this company was due to the sex crimes and disease that he witnessed as a police officer in LA. Iƒd hope that any visitor or customer to our site can see that we are different. If you feel differently, feel free to let me know.

Webmaster@fleshlight.com
866 353 7454

Dan

[Chintue]

Apparently there was a thin line and I crossed it. Iƒm sorry that I evoked such a serious response.

[dan]

Chintue, I just felt a little beef against us, and that maybe you havenƒt accepted me as someone who is sincere. Iƒd like for that to change.

I wish I could roll around in cash all day. Instead, I work endlessly. Still at the office on a Sunday night. Itƒs not easy being fleshy.

[WonderWaver]

/me readies his cement-block handcuffs :P

[Chintue]

Sarcastic humor is how I cope with the world. With my recent illness Iƒve had to work extra hard to make light of life. I definitely find you to be a sincere person, as the attention and customer service that you provide in and of itself (regardless of the product) could only come from someone who genuinely cares. The only beef between you and me babes is the kind of beef that youƒre not interested in. ;-)

[WonderWaver]

/me has never heard Dan referred to as "Babes" before. :P

/me giggles.

[Chintue]

Thought of wonderwaver giggling makes me giggle. ;-)

[WonderWaver]

:P Weve created a monster!

[WonderWaver]

:P Weve created a monster!