[fireproof69]

I have this twisted fantasy image in my head... and it turns me on... a lot...

I am in a long black limo... Miley Cyrus is naked, spread-eagle in the back seat... Natalie Portman is naked, on all fours, with her face buried in Miley's pussy...

I am behind Natalie pounding her in the pussy, doggy-style, with my head sticking up thru the sun-roof... where, for some reason, Hillary Duff is laying naked on the roof... and I have my tongue buried in her pussy...

... and I think that's iCarly naked, straddling her pussy over Hillary's face... and playing with her titties...

... damn... I gotta go jack off now...

[MAUSER]

Originally Posted by fireproof69

I have this twisted fantasy image in my head... and it turns me on... a lot...

I am in a long black limo... Miley Cyrus is naked, spread-eagle in the back seat... Natalie Portman is naked, on all fours, with her face buried in Miley's pussy...

I am behind Natalie pounding her in the pussy, doggy-style, with my head sticking up thru the sun-roof... where, for some reason, Hillary Duff is laying naked on the roof... and I have my tongue buried in her pussy...

... and I think that's iCarly naked, straddling her pussy over Hillary's face... and playing with her titties...

... damn... I gotta go jack off now...

Only in a fantasy world can something like that happen . But I like your fantasy .

[Balls_To_The_Walls]

^^ second that ^^

[TheSnowMan]

But why are you going to hell?

[Funky Flesh]

If that's gonna send you to hell, I don't even wanna think about where I'm going.

[beau]

Maybe because they're underage or something. I wouldn't worry about what you fantasize about, it's not like you can control it, as long as it isn't something that you fixate on and could harm somebody irl. Like if you fantasized about pedophilia.

[FLyinginAsia]

Originally Posted by Funky Flesh

If that's gonna send you to hell, I don't even wanna think about where I'm going.

What Funky said

[Jaykosolo]

I spent most of my late 20's beaten meat to Mary kate and Ashly Olsen. (oh like it was ONLY me) And for the record it's only Illegal if the cops do the paper work. Hey if she can hold her legs back and moan at the same time she is ready for the party action. . . Nuff said. . .<Wondering if they have decent video games in hell. . .>

JaykoSolo

P.S. I still say Linda Carter is the hottest babe this side of Dr. Jean Grey.

[SteveO]

Originally Posted by Jaykosolo

P.S. I still say Linda Carter is the hottest babe this side of Dr. Jean Grey.

How about Mary Ann on Giligans Island? Would kill to see her naked!

[MAUSER]

Originally Posted by SteveO

How about Mary Ann on Giligans Island? Would kill to see her naked!

Oh god yea , loved her on that show .

[dontbothermeimFLying]

Ok, now i know im going to hell... but i would like to say, i only have lia, raven, and brooke, with a little armature porn in my porn collection =)

[twistaFLyer]

miley's a few years from being legal, but i'm not gonna lie. i'd hit it.

[dontbothermeimFLying]

Originally Posted by twistaFLyer

miley's a few years from being legal, but i'm not gonna lie. i'd hit it.

in some states shes legal =P

[LilPurv]

If thats the case we are all going to hell

[my2cents]

like beau said. just dont fixate where it becomes an obsession. we all catch ourselves thinking some pretty weird stuff from time to time. its being able to stop it at a thought that makes us normal.....

[dumdum]

Originally Posted by Funky Flesh

If that's gonna send you to hell, I don't even wanna think about where I'm going.

Ditto.

Gotta love the vastness of the mind and the power of its imagination. Tis a beautiful fantasy.

[MAUSER]

Originally Posted by dontbothermeimFLying

in some states shes legal =P

She just turned 16 a frew months back .

[ions82]

I never fantasize about celebrities. Although a fantasy is just that... a fantasy... I much prefer them to have at least a SMALL amount of reality to them. The way I see it, I have a better chance of catching the swine flu from one of those babes than actually nailing them. I'd much rather FLy after the girl I saw bussing tables last night. In my opinion, she's every bit as beautiful as any of the celebrities listed. Yet, I can smell her when she walks by. I find that to be much more alluring than someone I see on television.

[Jaykosolo]

Originally Posted by ions82

I never fantasize about celebrities. Although a fantasy is just that... a fantasy... I much prefer them to have at least a SMALL amount of reality to them. The way I see it, I have a better chance of catching the swine flu from one of those babes than actually nailing them. I'd much rather FLy after the girl I saw bussing tables last night. In my opinion, she's every bit as beautiful as any of the celebrities listed. Yet, I can smell her when she walks by. I find that to be much more alluring than someone I see on television.

Myself, I always thought of fantasizing about celebrities because they are NOT real. They don't really look that good. Not without the profesionally applied make up team and the big buck underwear. So you learn to aim high.

Sure I jerk to a girl I saw in a bar. In many cases she might not give me the time of day either. But seeing her or talking to her reminds me of her more human traits. A fantasy girl is exactly what you want her to be in your mind alone. To me thats a bigger turn on. Then you can just forget her and move on to the next one. It's not personal. Just pure imagination fed lust.

JaykoSolo

[idpaintballer]

wow, if that's sending you to hell i would hate to see where i am going to end up with some of the dreams i have.

[Jaykosolo]

Originally Posted by idpaintballer

wow, if that's sending you to hell i would hate to see where i am going to end up with some of the dreams i have.

I have always thought of wet dreams as Gods way of saying . . ."Your off the clock my friend! Have a GOOD time!"

JaykoSolo

[idpaintballer]

Originally Posted by Jaykosolo

I have always thought of wet dreams as Gods way of saying . . ."Your off the clock my friend! Have a GOOD time!"

JaykoSolo

lol, these dreams were wetter then the ocean. i sware, some times having a hot mormon friend can be too stressful, especailly if he gives you a look before shoving his hands into his pockets and pulling his pants forward showing off his ass (damnit, i need a cold shower)

[twistaFLyer]

Originally Posted by Jaykosolo

Myself, I always thought of fantasizing about celebrities because they are NOT real. They don't really look that good. Not without the profesionally applied make up team and the big buck underwear. So you learn to aim high.

JaykoSolo

actually, that only applies to some celebrities. having lived in los angeles for quite some time, i can say that there are a number of celebrities who are hot as hell 24/7. off the top of my head, shannon elizabeth wore a t-shirt, shorts, and a baseball cap into starbucks and gave every guy a hard on. lindsey lohan looked like she just got out of bed, and was really cute. hayden panettiere is tiny and flawless.

i might have to go warm up my twista just thinking of shannon elizabeth with a latte.

[MAUSER]

Originally Posted by Jaykosolo

I spent most of my late 20's beaten meat to Mary kate and Ashly Olsen. (oh like it was ONLY me) And for the record it's only Illegal if the cops do the paper work. Hey if she can hold her legs back and moan at the same time she is ready for the party action. . . Nuff said. . .<Wondering if they have decent video games in hell. . .>

JaykoSolo

P.S. I still say Linda Carter is the hottest babe this side of Dr. Jean Grey.

I would still blow my load to Linda Carter . She still looks good .

[dontbothermeimFLying]

Originally Posted by MAUSER

She just turned 16 a frew months back .

idaho is only 14 i think... thats way to young for me, but hey, have at it... i prefer people my age =) 18

[MAUSER]

Originally Posted by dontbothermeimFLying

idaho is only 14 i think... thats way to young for me, but hey, have at it... i prefer people my age =) 18

Yea 14 is to young for me too , unless I was still in hight school and 14 or 15 then it wouldn't be .

[dontbothermeimFLying]

Originally Posted by MAUSER

Yea 14 is to young for me too , unless I was still in hight school and 14 or 15 then it wouldn't be .

well im still in high school =P but the lowest i will go out with is the legal age of consent in my state, i dont want problems, but i dont actually want any girl younger then 17, i say 17 cause its both legal in my state and most of my classmates are 17 =P

[MAUSER]

Originally Posted by dontbothermeimFLying

well im still in high school =P but the lowest i will go out with is the legal age of consent in my state, i dont want problems, but i dont actually want any girl younger then 17, i say 17 cause its both legal in my state and most of my classmates are 17 =P

I can't blame you for not wonting some dad caming after you with a gun or something or even the copes , not worth it . To many woman in this world that are of legal age .

[dontbothermeimFLying]

Originally Posted by MAUSER

I can't blame you for not wonting some dad caming after you with a gun or something or even the copes , not worth it . To many woman in this world that are of legal age .

exaclty my point =) although, if shes legal age of cencent the cops are not a worry, the dad with a gun is at any age =)

[idpaintballer]

Originally Posted by dontbothermeimFLying

idaho is only 14 i think... thats way to young for me, but hey, have at it... i prefer people my age =) 18

nope, i Idaho it's 16 (if you are talking about age of consent)

[blommybe]

Originally Posted by Funky Flesh

If that's gonna send you to hell, I don't even wanna think about where I'm going.

Cya there!

[dontbothermeimFLying]

Originally Posted by idpaintballer

nope, i Idaho it's 16 (if you are talking about age of consent)

mybad, maybe i was thinking iowa... better way to look at these things, when in doubt, make sure they are 18

[oregonfpdoc]

Hell is a silly superstition but IMO you are fucking sick! I respect that.

[DoUKnowQ]

A little ditty my father had told me... "If she's old enough to cut, she's old enough to bleed."

[dumdum]

Originally Posted by dontbothermeimFLying

mybad, maybe i was thinking iowa... better way to look at these things, when in doubt, make sure they are 18

I thought the U.S. was a mix of 16-18/19 ?! Canada was 14 - too young for anyone (ffs, they're just out of elementary - still kids!), but now is 16. Central America's is like 12+ (wtf). And I don't remember if it is Yemen or it's neighbor (somewhere over there), but the age is 9+ (seriously, WTF). But, I believe one has to be 'married' there to engage in the act. But still, DOUBLE-U-TEE-EFF.

[dontbothermeimFLying]

Well actually if you look into it deeper, it goes anywhere from 14-18 with a few exceptions that allow 12 for the US

[dumdum]

Originally Posted by dontbothermeimFLying

Well actually if you look into it deeper, it goes anywhere from 14-18 with a few exceptions that allow 12 for the US

Oh right, I believe I did read that blurb about the exceptions. I guess there are counties and districts to consider as well.

[Jaykosolo]

Just in case you feel the need to get offended, as usual I can help. the age of consent is specific to the prevalence of prostitution. (not the legality) Some places in the U.S. Nevada not withstanding, have a rather look-the-other-way view point.

In fact penalties for prostotutes are far more severe in many cases than what happens to the actual Johns. The reason for this is of course money. Money is to be made on selling ass. If it can be sold it can be taxed.

Out in the open, hooking can't be taxed without pissing off the religeous right middle class. Sooooo the loophole is age discrimination. If the government can't tax sex for sale they make money off of incarcerating busted minors. For the record yes that does include females as well.

It is labled as Stachatory (however you spell it) "rape". But really it is government supported profiterring. The less religeous pressure in a population the lower the age. BECAUSE of incest. Incest CAN'T be policed effectivly. But it does create a quota of future offenders.

JaykoSolo

[dontbothermeimFLying]

Originally Posted by Jaykosolo

Just in case you feel the need to get offended, as usual I can help. the age of consent is specific to the prevalence of prostitution. (not the legality) Some places in the U.S. Nevada not withstanding, have a rather look-the-other-way view point.

In fact penalties for prostotutes are far more severe in many cases than what happens to the actual Johns. The reason for this is of course money. Money is to be made on selling ass. If it can be sold it can be taxed.

Out in the open, hooking can't be taxed without pissing off the religeous right middle class. Sooooo the loophole is age discrimination. If the government can't tax sex for sale they make money off of incarcerating busted minors. For the record yes that does include females as well.

It is labled as Stachatory (however you spell it) "rape". But really it is government supported profiterring. The less religeous pressure in a population the lower the age. BECAUSE of incest. Incest CAN'T be policed effectivly. But it does create a quota of future offenders.

JaykoSolo

well put man, same thing in the way of drugs... if it couldnt be made and sold under the table, then it would be legal, pot was legal til they couldnt put a tax on it properly =) hell, Bayer (the asprin company) had their own line of pot ciggs lol

[Jaykosolo]

Originally Posted by dontbothermeimFLying

well put man, same thing in the way of drugs... if it couldnt be made and sold under the table, then it would be legal, pot was legal til they couldnt put a tax on it properly =) hell, Bayer (the asprin company) had their own line of pot ciggs lol

Hell we got aspirin from Germany as "War spoils" In the late 40's. It went with our soldiers to Korea and Vietnam. Soldiers used it in place of morphine (because morphine,as an opiet, seemed to take effect much slower)

This was before aspirin was powdered and turned into pills. It was MUCH stronger then than what you get off the shelf now. Why is aspirin legal? Because we make it exclusivly and tax the crap out of it and it's imported competitors.

Meanwhile pot is still illegal because tabacco corporations are still paying of Americas debts, one dead niccoteen addict at a time. I swear! Somdays America REALLY depresses the hell out of me.

JaykoSolo

[dumdum]

Insightful stuff.

[Jaykosolo]

Originally Posted by dumdum

Insightful stuff.

But the point still remains. . . If you have sex with a 13 year old in Texas after reading the bible, then smoke a ciggerette after, you just might be the most Patriotic and annoying soul in hell. . . . . <nuff said>



JaykoSolo

[idpaintballer]

Originally Posted by Jaykosolo

Hell we got aspirin from Germany as "War spoils" In the late 40's. It went with our soldiers to Korea and Vietnam. Soldiers used it in place of morphine (because morphine,as an opiet, seemed to take effect much slower)

This was before aspirin was powdered and turned into pills. It was MUCH stronger then than what you get off the shelf now. Why is aspirin legal? Because we make it exclusivly and tax the crap out of it and it's imported competitors.

Meanwhile pot is still illegal because tabacco corporations are still paying of Americas debts, one dead niccoteen addict at a time. I swear! Somdays America REALLY depresses the hell out of me.

JaykoSolo

You know Jay, i think my boyfriend said it best today. "Only in American do you have the right to restrict the rights of others."

[Jaykosolo]

Originally Posted by idpaintballer

You know Jay, i think my boyfriend said it best today. "Only in American do you have the right to restrict the rights of others."

He got THAT right. . . .

[idpaintballer]

Originally Posted by Jaykosolo

He got THAT right. . . .

ya he did, that was a remark made towards someone who was saying i was going to hell for being in a homosexual relationship. the funny thing about this person is that they activally gamble, curse, wish harm to others, and has been convicted of child abuse. i mean give me a break, if love is going to send me to hell i would HATE to see where she is going to? will she be the one who is graced with the pineapple vibrator?

[Jaykosolo]

Originally Posted by idpaintballer

ya he did, that was a remark made towards someone who was saying i was going to hell for being in a homosexual relationship. the funny thing about this person is that they activally gamble, curse, wish harm to others, and has been convicted of child abuse. i mean give me a break, if love is going to send me to hell i would HATE to see where she is going to? will she be the one who is graced with the pineapple vibrator?

Pineapple is military slang for a hand grenade. Shove one of those up her cunt and she'lle get blown like never before.

JaykoSolo

[idpaintballer]

Originally Posted by Jaykosolo

Pineapple is military slang for a hand grenade. Shove one of those up her cunt and she'lle get blown like never before.

JaykoSolo

I was talking about the fruit kind of pineapple, kinda like the scene with Hitler in Little Nicky

[Jaykosolo]

Originally Posted by idpaintballer

I was talking about the fruit kind of pineapple, kinda like the scene with Hitler in Little Nicky

I have not seen that movie? Too things I approve of are Hittler and cop piggy abuse.

JaykoSolo

[analsexfreak]

Strippers. I jack to fantasies of strippers I have met...