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12-15-2008, 12:14 PM
"A rose by any other name is just as sweet"............
Fair enough, yet I bet if I call your massive hard throbbing cock a "pee-pee" it won't be as M/H/T for long :wink:

To that end, what do you call it? A dick, schlong, tool, what? In kind did you name it? (which I think must be a guy thing as maybe 1% of women do). Also, what do you call others of the same gender, and finally of the opposite gender.........Now there are a bazillion terms, yet what are your day in day out terms?

I'll go first;

1. My cunnie (other terms either too cute or too vulgar, just what I like).
2. Nope, never named it though when asked used to say "pay me the money and you can call it by any name you like".
3. Now here it varies a LOT dependant upon the person for "their" benefit.....
a. If a lesbian top "twat"
b. If a shy woman or one too cutesie, her "coochie"
c. If a woman I don't like, "cunt" (both for her pussy and self <weg>)
d. If a submissive I'm playing with, the most vulgar term I've ever heard which I absolutly love. Meant for both her pussy and herself, "cumditch".
4. Cock.........Other terms to me just don't have the strength and power that word seems to without being silly.

So what are your terms for the uglies?


12-15-2008, 05:11 PM
Shy girl: Vagina = 'Flute', Penis = 'Willy'... generally childish names.
Veteran slut: Vagina = 'Cunt or Twat', Penis = 'Cock'.

I prefer shy girls, basically because I feel like a fucking idiot trying to sound like a porn star. :/

Funky Flesh
12-15-2008, 08:09 PM
I'm pretty old school, so I stick with "dick" or "pussy." Sometimes I'll take it southern and go with "trim" or "cuddy", but those are just for laughs.
For the Spanish speakers out there, "chocha". Anyone? Anyone?

12-15-2008, 08:13 PM
I'll call em anything just so long as they come together!

12-15-2008, 08:15 PM
ha i call mine mini me HAHAHAH

12-15-2008, 08:23 PM
Cock, Dick, Penis, nothing else, really. It doesn't matter if I'm referring to my own or someone else's

Pussy or Vagina.

I used to call my own "Stubs," but I don't have a name for it anymore.

Fleshlight Guy
12-15-2008, 08:37 PM
. Cock

12-15-2008, 09:34 PM
Dick - Cock - Norman (don't know why:disdain: think a former gf called it that once)

12-16-2008, 06:38 AM
I say dick and pussy. If I'm into some bondage shit with a woman and they approve of it, obviously, I'll get more vulgar and call it a dirty cunt or filthy pussy.

My dick's name is The Boss, as in, "The Boss would like to see you now."

12-16-2008, 06:47 AM
Plane Jane . . .

Penis, Dick, Cock

Vagina, Pussy

And, although I never actually use it with any seriousness, my favorite for vagina is "hot pocket".

And no, I've never named mine. Yes, I consider it almost a separate entity with practically a mind of its own, but I've never named it. I know that's a guy thing but I've never understood that. It's awkward to me . . . like naming your dog a regular human name like, "Robert", or "Jennifer".

12-16-2008, 04:09 PM
I generally avoid using the word "cock", except with the infamous member of the Seven Words, Cocksucker. Even then, my general preference is to use terms like "douchebag" "ass", and "fucktard" for said cocksucker. "Birdie" not "shuttlecock", "chicken/rooster" not "cock" cock... guess the only time I actually use it is "cockpit"... no, "driver's/pilot's seat".

Dick is my preferred usage. I also find myself using the medical term just to be blunt.

When I want to be funny, it's p3n0r.

Girl parts? Pussy, puss, vagina (though technically incorrect). Not much variation, except when it's t3h funnay, it's v4dge.

12-16-2008, 05:52 PM
I use Penis, dick, or weiner, and occasionally, chiclestick.