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    #61
    Re: Things you have stuck up your ass?

    The mailman brought me a couple of size packages yesterday!!...A new big vibrating realistic dildo and a nice new water tight ribbed vibrator!! The new dildo is gonna be my new Kaley dildo, mounted for comfort yet vibrates!! Big, long, flesh like, 10 good inches of buzzing mesmorizing stickage!! ..10 different settings!!..One of them is like a vibrating heartbeat--VV-VUMP-VV-VUMP-VV-VUMP!!...at first kinda freaky, but I adapted... it feels really good sliding on and off it and playing with the speed settings!..It's almost feels alive!!...I can carry on a good butt conversation with my Kaley anytime!!........

    The other hard plastic vibrator is ribbed and stays in really good while you lay on your back, raise your legs up, and just have a wonderful long wet session!!....I like a vibrator to stay put when I'm jacking...then, if I want, I can writhe and hump a little bit and that lets the vibrator move in and out but it always returns in!!...Kinda synching up with the rhythm of my Mary Kate fleshie!! .good stuff!!

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      #62
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      Damn......I seem to have bought a lot of dildos and vibrators this year!! ...I've got about twelve of them now...and five fleshlights... Can't help it, I really like shopping for new sex toys!!....makes me horny!!!!........It's all about the hunt!.....the hunt for the perfect dildo or Fleshiegal!!.......and porn!!..... I fucking love to surf porn!!....

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        #63
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        I got horny and ordered a couple more dildos..Now that's the kind of shopping I like!! Surfing porn and ordering new sex toys!!

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          #64
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          about sticking things up your ass. be careful. the emergency room has seen it all...

          only use toys that are designed for it.

          some people use bottles, only to find out that they suck vacuum. bad thing. if you can, smash a hole in the bottle to let the air in.

          but you wouldn't want to be in that position to begin with.

          use toys that are designed for anal penetration. which are hygenic.

          don't ask me how i know this, but you would be surprised what people shove up there. and once it gets inside, you will have to tell the doctors how it got there.

          they won't be surprised though, it happens all the time. but still, not something you want.

          it is a huge health hazard.

          use toys that are designed for anal penetration. or use your fingers. but nothing else.

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            #65
            Re: Things you have stuck up your ass?

            Hot damn, my new toys came in!! Two nice big "jelly" vibrators! One of them is kind of see-thru and is bendable, and when you bend it, it stays bent!! It's also got a nice set of balls on it,and although they are purple "jelly" they feel quite realistic!! I like the ones with the balls on them because when I'm laying on my back on the bed, the balls rest on the bedspread and help it stay in place really well! I can kinda hump up and down while I'm jacking off! MMM mm! That's some good stuff!!

            The other one is a nice big blue beauty that will remain here in the playroom with me. It's not really made for mounting but it sure has been giving me joy today!! God, I love sticking vibrators and dildos up my ass!!! Just makes my dick rock hard!!

            If I was to ever actually go gay, I would definately be a bottomer!! I can fuck my ass with a dildo for fucking forever!!! Just love it!!!
            Last edited by SLECTOR; 01-30-2013, 03:12 PM.

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              #66
              Re: Things you have stuck up your ass?

              Many things over the years.
              Markers
              Fingers
              handles of things

              Ive had a few GFs and none of them knew about me ever putting anything in my ass until my current gf, We had been together for a year before she even knew about it. Once I did finally tell her she was into it which was a huge relief, So once she knew we started using her toys.
              Dildos,Vibrators,anal beads, those little metal ball things and more.

              Well about a week ago we where looking around on a toy website for some new toys for us and we came across the Chad Hunt Supercock(11" long 7.5" Circumference) Both of our eyes light up when we seen the pictures of it and we had to order it. It came in the mail the other day and we where amazed how big it was when we got it. Neither of us thought it would fit in either of us, It took ALOT of lube and using a few smaller toys at first to work up to this to get it to even fit. But once I did it was amazing... It has a nice suction cup on the bottom so we stuck it on the table in our living room, I sat on it getting all 11" inside me while my gf rode my cock. I have to say that was the most amazing orgasm I have ever had in my life and the most cum I have ever seen come out of my cock. If you think you can fit this in your ass or want to try and work up to this I highly recommend it. My gf also highly enjoyed ridding it and recommends it to any other women out there.

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                #67
                Re: Things you have stuck up your ass?

                Originally posted by SLECTOR View Post
                God, I love sticking vibrators and dildos up my ass!!! Just makes my dick rock hard!!

                If I was to ever actually go gay, I would definately be a bottomer!! I can fuck my ass with a dildo for fucking forever!!! Just love it!!!
                I'm the same way SLECTOR, love everything about it! My ass is a constant playground for me.

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                  #68
                  Re: Things you have stuck up your ass?

                  Mine too!! I'm always looking for new things to stick up my ass!!

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                    #69
                    Re: Things you have stuck up your ass?

                    I have a dildo and a vibrating prostate massager that I have used in the past, but haven't done any anal play since January of this year. I inserted the massager and hit my prostate with it and it hurt like the dickens so I pulled it out and stopped. A day or two later I started peeing blood and went to the doctor. After all the examinations from the various doctors that I had to see they didn't find anything wrong except that my prostate was enlarged some and put me on medicine for that. Since I am taking warfarin because of a heart valve that I had replaced a couple of years ago, I haven't taken the chance of bleeding again. Once in a while, I will rub on the outside of my body over my prostate when I am using one of my fleshlights, but it just isn't as good a feeling as having a vibrator against my prostate when i cum.

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                      #70
                      Re: Things you have stuck up your ass?

                      I tend to prefer my husbands cock up my ass

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                        #71
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                        Originally posted by yegguy View Post
                        I tend to prefer my husbands cock up my ass
                        Isn't that a given?

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                          #72
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                          just a finger or two, i always wanted to try a dildo or prostrate massage. but i would settle for a hotdog or anything smooth

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                            #73
                            Re: Things you have stuck up your ass?

                            A travel size shampoo bottle
                            Travel size lotion bottle
                            Human penis(i'm gay)
                            Vibrator

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                              #74
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                              I love ass stimulation as I wank myself with my Fleshlight. Makes my cock throb hard and really fuck the light. Before I had a fleshlight I tried all sorts
                              Candle of course
                              Fingers firstly
                              an egg
                              a ping pong ball
                              Cucumber....that was a bit of a push
                              a vibrator, old fashioned type
                              a large black double dildo, just like a real dildo
                              anal beads
                              anal balls
                              a banana
                              a condom on a warm banana
                              Then I got my fleshlight
                              I've had:
                              a black stick on dildo as big as a cock
                              a ten inch black dildo all the way
                              anal toys
                              vibes
                              prostate massager
                              fingers of course
                              a courgette
                              two dildos at once
                              Then I found a transexual
                              I've had a real cock up my arse twice now.
                              Feels really good and no bigger than my big black dildo not even as long. The good thing is that the cock up your arse works independently so it fucks you whilst you concentrate on your own cock or your own orgasm. It felt really good to have my arse pounded from behind and on top. I was wanked off as they fucked me and did I cum. Spunk over my head and onto the walls behind me. One of the best spunk shots ever.

                              I would say that if you put things up your arse then you need to try a real cock on a tranny if you are straight. An experience I want to do again in the next few months. Doesn't matter if they don't look all that hot if they are fucking you from behind and you have your cock in your hand believe me you wont care.

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                                #75
                                Re: Things you have stuck up your ass?

                                ​I love anal beads up my ass when I stroke off!

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