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  • #16
    Re: Most unusual place you've jerked off?

    In my pick-up driving to and from work a lot...

    in my truck in the automatic car wash... one time I had my eyes closed as I got close to the big 'o and right before I came i opened my eyes and there was a big SUV with it's lights on sitting in line waiting... don't know if they noticed my arm movement or not... kinda screwed up my orgasm...

    sitting at a stop light... needless to say, my truck is a popular place for it...

    ... in dressing rooms and bathrooms at department stores... in the pool in the backyard during the day...

    ... one time I squatted down and jacked-off while peeping thru the keyhole on our bedroom door looking into the living room at my wife and her younger sister sitting on the couch... it was an older house with the old skeleton key locks on the interior doors... fantasizing about a 3-way...

    ... also when my wife used to hang out in the front yard talking with the neighbor ladies in the evenings, I'd peep thru holes in the fence and jerk-off in the back yard... fantasizing about a 3-way...

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    • #17
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      I played some pocket pool a few years back in a magazine isle at the supermarket. That isle was usually pretty vacant and they had this floral design over it, so the cameras up above couldn't really see anything. At least I think so. Some security guard might've gotten an amateur masturbation show that day.

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      • #18
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        I did it in the bathroom at school. I know people could hear me as they came in and out. Didn't care.

        I make it a point to set a presidence in every new state I go to. The latest was Hawaii-Kauai-on the beach near Barking Sands while everyone else was sleeping.

        In my bedroom while sharing a bunk bed with my older brother. I did it in my bunk-he woke up just as I was orgasming and jumped down to go take a leak. Maybe he thought he was on an ocean liner?

        Public parks were common.

        I love exhibitionism. I pee in my yards (front and back), I have shot loads in both.

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        • #19
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          Originally posted by steve-000 View Post
          .....

          I love exhibitionism. I pee in my yards (front and back), I have shot loads in both.
          I have gotten so many indecent exposure complaints from my neighbors because i like to sleep in the nude and when i wake up, the first thing i do is get the paper, so what if they are walking out to their car and i am bent over showing them the crack while getting the paper. After almost getting arrested, i bought a night gown, i still walk around in my house without anything on some days with the curtains open.

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          • #20
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            Originally posted by idpaintballer View Post
            I have gotten so many indecent exposure complaints from my neighbors because i like to sleep in the nude and when i wake up, the first thing i do is get the paper, so what if they are walking out to their car and i am bent over showing them the crack while getting the paper. After almost getting arrested, i bought a night gown, i still walk around in my house without anything on some days with the curtains open.
            If my neighbors were like that (getting their papers nude), my neighborhood would rule.

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            • #21
              Re: Most unusual place you've jerked off?

              Originally posted by steve-000 View Post
              If my neighbors were like that (getting their papers nude), my neighborhood would rule.
              luckily i live in a small rural town and the closest police/sheriff station is about 6 miles away, you can pretty much get away with anything here.

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              • #22
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                Originally posted by idpaintballer View Post
                luckily i live in a small rural town and the closest police/sheriff station is about 6 miles away, you can pretty much get away with anything here.
                LMAO They probably just write you off as being loony or some shit. That is awesome. I love it. Here, it is like living in in a communist country where looking at some cop the wrong way is punishable by life in prison. I am not too far from the truth.

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                • #23
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                  Jail!

                  I was in my own cell, so it was not like a gay porn plot. It was just a little overnight stay for assaulting a co-worker. I thought later I should not have pulled down my boxers on that cot. I was lucky I did not get crabs.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Most unusual place you've jerked off?

                    I'll take the trash out to the curb a little before the sun comes up, but there is a street light just across the intersection.

                    I've also went out and put my American flag out in it's holder on the front face of the porch just as the sun is breaking. It's high enough I have to get on my tip-toes to reach it.

                    oh yeah... I do those naked... also...

                    Skinny-dip in the pool or lay out in a lawn chair in the back yard during the day in the summer... neighbors on both sides... one has a 2 story...

                    I used to go out and jump on the trampoline naked at night when we had one... also had sex on it one day, high-noon, with the neighbor out cleaning his pool.. we could see him thru the gaps in the fence... went over about a half hour after we finished for a visit... and to see how much of our trampoline he could have seen thru the fence from where he was... he had a nice view!!!

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                    • #25
                      Re: Most unusual place you've jerked off?

                      Originally posted by steve-000 View Post
                      LMAO They probably just write you off as being loony or some shit. That is awesome. I love it. Here, it is like living in in a communist country where looking at some cop the wrong way is punishable by life in prison. I am not too far from the truth.
                      ya, it's funny because you can get away with about anything, moment you actually need the cops, they are nowhere to be found. Last year we voted in a bond that would open an outreach center here for the sheriff.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Most unusual place you've jerked off?

                        Originally posted by fireproof69 View Post
                        I used to go out and jump on the trampoline naked at night when we had one... also had sex on it one day, high-noon, with the neighbor out cleaning his pool.. we could see him thru the gaps in the fence... went over about a half hour after we finished for a visit... and to see how much of our trampoline he could have seen thru the fence from where he was... he had a nice view!!!
                        OMFG!! I can't stop laughing!!!

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                        • #27
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                          Originally posted by idpaintballer View Post
                          ya, it's funny because you can get away with about anything, moment you actually need the cops, they are nowhere to be found. Last year we voted in a bond that would open an outreach center here for the sheriff.
                          I need to live in a place like that. I just hate the cold....unless the sheriff could keep me warm at night....too risky, though.

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                          • #28
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                            Originally posted by steve-000 View Post
                            I need to live in a place like that. I just hate the cold....unless the sheriff could keep me warm at night....too risky, though.
                            you know, you mentioned you hate the cold, you'd love it here in July. 100 degree+ days are normal, but in the winter, it can drop down to -30 for the high.

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                            • #29
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                              hospital bathroom........i was 12ish

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                              • #30
                                Re: Most unusual place you've jerked off?

                                Originally posted by idpaintballer View Post
                                you know, you mentioned you hate the cold, you'd love it here in July. 100 degree+ days are normal, but in the winter, it can drop down to -30 for the high.
                                I love 100 degree days.

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