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  • Anybody Ever Had a Fleshlight Creampie?

    I love to have phone sex with a sexually dominant woman.

    This has been a passion of mine for several years.

    My masturbatrix makes me edge myself at least a dozen times before she will order me to cum for her.

    Recently, she's taken to making me fuck myself with one of my Fleshlights on web cam and then she watches me eat my own cum as it drips out of the pussy -and she laughs and laughs and laughs.

    It's incredibly humiliating...but then, that's what turns my crank!

    I wonder if anyone else out there has ever had a Fleshlight Creampie?

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    Dude, that's fucking gross. You should be laughed at you sick sadistic bastard.

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      It is an intriguing idea except for one thing. In my case, a good 50% of the emmisions from my FL is lube. So when I pull the sleeve out of the case and see that wicked wonderful load drip out of the end, I realize that part of that is the KY that I used. There's probably no issues with eating lube, but it's just a little too hard core for me. Plus in my case, I'm a "session flyer", meaning I'll cum 3-4 times in the FL throughout the day without cleaning it. To put it bluntly, I'd just a soon not chow down on loads past their prime. It's bad enough that my cock is sliding around in that 3 hour old load.

      Since my proclivities run 80% gay, just the other day I was thinking of a great video to make that revolves around a fleshlight creampie. It involves 3-4 guys cumming in a FL, then the loaded sleeve is taken out of the case and positioned over the open mouth of a cumpig. The camera zooms in for a close up of the multiple loads pouring out of the end of the sleeve into the cumpig's open mouth. Absolutely wicked!

      On the straight side of things, it would be cool to see a video of a hot girl jerking a guy off with his FL, talking good and dirty to make him cum in the FL with a roar. Then she puts him on his back, sits on his chest, demands that he open his mouth. She then takes the FL apart and lets the cum pour into his mouth. Hell, even if she dripped the cum all over his face would be wickedly hot.

      Eventually we'll see something like this as fleshlights are integrated more and more into mainstream porn. Maybe we need to start our own production company - Extreme Fleshlight Productions.

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        Originally posted by yourself View Post
        Dude, that's fucking gross. You should be laughed at you sick sadistic bastard.
        Hey, what's wrong with being a sadistic bastard? That's what makes masturbation and flying so great. The ability to explore what "really" gets you off, and I'll think you'll find that for most people, the non vanilla harder edged stuff is the most exciting.

        In the end, exploring our fantansies during mastubation, no matter how sadistic they are perceived to be, is what makes our lives more rewarding.

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          Originally posted by yourself View Post
          Dude, that's fucking gross. You should be laughed at you sick sadistic bastard.
          WOW what a harsh judgmental reply from someone who admits to all this:

          Originally posted by yourself View Post
          Hey guys, I have been with 3 men in my life time and plan on having more sex partners. But, I have never received before, I have only given; other than a fingering me I just do not feel comfortable yet at receiving and may never, but I sure do love giving. So, what about you guys, what do you like more?
          Originally posted by yourself View Post
          manhunt.net is good I must admit. The first day I was signed in I got some tail, but that is exactly what I was looking for. It all depends on what you want. If you want a hot guys ass rubbing on your crotch and do not care for a relationship then stay with manhunt.net from my experience the people on here are looking for the same kind of sex partner, a kind of friends with benefits.
          Which is all fuckin' gross to me, but i say if that gets you off go with it (who am I to judge). You just keep trying to suppress your homosexual tendency's....................

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            Re: Anybody Ever Had a Fleshlight Creampie?

            Originally posted by tstpilot View Post
            WOW what a harsh judgmental reply from someone who admits to all this:





            Which is all fuckin' gross to me, but i say if that gets you off go with it (who am I to judge). You just keep trying to suppress your homosexual tendency's....................
            Thank you, yes i have enjoyed anal sex with a man before, this may be sick to you, but I find it no different than anal sex with a women. The point I was making about my comment was that I do not agree with putting my or another persons bodily fluids into my mouth, this I find just fucking disgusting. To try and say drinking one's own bodily fluids and anal sex are the same as in line of grossness, well I highly disagree with that, would you have anal sex with a women? I sure do and I enjoy it and do not find that anywhere close as to disgusting as drinking my or someone else's bodily fluids. Did you comment to even answer his question or just have a rebuttal against my comment...WTF? Don't leave a response to someone's opinion if your not addressing the damn post, fucking hell..
            Last edited by yourself; 12-06-2009, 10:42 AM.

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              Originally posted by yourself View Post
              Thank you, yes i have enjoyed anal sex with a man before, this may be sick to you, but I find it no different than anal sex with a women. The point I was making about my comment was that I do not agree with putting my or another persons bodily fluids into my mouth, this I find just fucking disgusting. To try and say drinking one's own bodily fluids and anal sex are the same as in line of grossness, well I highly disagree with that, would you have anal sex with a women? I sure do and I enjoy it and do not find that anywhere close as to disgusting as drinking my or someone else's bodily fluids.
              All opinion. Some (like myself) find anal sex, even with women, a bit distasteful, whereas my girl swallowing my load, or me tasting her cum, is part of everyday pleasure for us.

              I'm just asking you to be a little more open minded. As long as your actions don't unwillingly hurt someone else, why not? Tribes in Africa use rings to stretch out their necks for the sake of beauty. I wouldn't do it, but to them its perfectly normal. Hindus in India don't eat cows (they are sacred). I don't agree, I think cows are delicious! But that doesn't make them wrong, and I respect their beliefs and opinions.

              So while something may be gross to you, to some it might be normal. I'm not trying to start a fight here, nor am I condemning or praising either anal sex or drinking ones own fluids (I personally wouldn't do either) but to each his own, right? Unless you're in court with a gavel, don't judge. *The More You Know* =]

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                Originally posted by disperse View Post
                All opinion. Some (like myself) find anal sex, even with women, a bit distasteful, whereas my girl swallowing my load, or me tasting her cum, is part of everyday pleasure for us.

                I'm just asking you to be a little more open minded. As long as your actions don't unwillingly hurt someone else, why not? Tribes in Africa use rings to stretch out their necks for the sake of beauty. I wouldn't do it, but to them its perfectly normal. Hindus in India don't eat cows (they are sacred). I don't agree, I think cows are delicious! But that doesn't make them wrong, and I respect their beliefs and opinions.

                So while something may be gross to you, to some it might be normal. I'm not trying to start a fight here, nor am I condemning or praising either anal sex or drinking ones own fluids (I personally wouldn't do either) but to each his own, right? Unless you're in court with a gavel, don't judge. *The More You Know* =]
                thanks for your opinion

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                  Re: Anybody Ever Had a Fleshlight Creampie?

                  Originally posted by yourself View Post
                  Thank you, yes i have enjoyed anal sex with a man before, this may be sick to you, but I find it no different than anal sex with a women. The point I was making about my comment was that I do not agree with putting my or another persons bodily fluids into my mouth, this I find just fucking disgusting. To try and say drinking one's own bodily fluids and anal sex are the same as in line of grossness, well I highly disagree with that, would you have anal sex with a women? I sure do and I enjoy it and do not find that anywhere close as to disgusting as drinking my or someone else's bodily fluids. Did you comment to even answer his question or just have a rebuttal against my comment...WTF? Don't leave a response to someone's opinion if your not addressing the damn post, fucking hell..
                  Nope I would not have anal sex, the whole idea of putting your dick into a hole where shit comes out of is just nasty. And you can not even equate the two in the degree of nastiness, to each its own........... I originally commented on this post to agree with it, that was until i saw your comment which seamed to me more of a post to bust balls. So like mama said, unless you got something nice to say: keep your opinions to yourself .........
                  Last edited by tstpilot; 12-06-2009, 02:57 PM.

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                    Re: Anybody Ever Had a Fleshlight Creampie?

                    Originally posted by tstpilot View Post
                    Nope I would not have anal sex, the whole idea of putting your dick into a hole where shit comes out of is just nasty. And you can not even equate the two in the degree of nastiness, to each its own........... I originally commented on this post to agree with it, that was until i saw your comment which seamed to me more of a post to bust balls. So like mama said, unless you got something nice to say: keep your opinions to yourself .........
                    like that wasn't hypocritical? lol the biggest oxymoron I've seen to date on this forum. Did you know piss comes out of ones dick or vagina and you still put your dick in that, not to mention yeast and other infections that could occur....to each his own but like I said before I was giving him my opinion and I don't think you should care about it as much, like you said its just an opinion so leave it be. I was trying to bust his balls? hahahahaha sure its the internet...wow...again so you respond to try and bust mine I see...how childish and hypocritical are you?

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                      Re: Anybody Ever Had a Fleshlight Creampie?

                      Originally posted by yourself View Post
                      Dude, that's fucking gross. You should be laughed at you sick sadistic bastard.
                      Well, my friend, 'gross' is in the eye of the beholder.
                      And the term you meant to use was masochistic, not sadistic.
                      As far as being laughed at goes, when my beautiful red-haired masturbatrix laughs at me, it makes me happy -and it instantly stiffens my dick.

                      To each his own.

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                        Originally posted by yourself View Post
                        ....to each his own but like I said before I was giving him my opinion and I don't think you should care about it as much, like you said its just an opinion so leave it be.
                        No, what I said was an opinion (that I'd rather not do either). What you said was more of ridiculing him for his beliefs and tastes. And no matter where you're from, that is wrong. If it is so appalling of an act to you, fine, you're entitled to believe that. You don't have to post anything. And if you find yourself so appalled that you HAVE to post your opinion, that is also your right. But there is no need to say anything derogatory.

                        And before anyone tries throwing out the "well, whats derogatory is all opinion as well" I think its pretty commonly understood that calling someone a "sick sadistic bastard" is derogatory. You could have simply left it at "Not my cup of tea" and gotten the same point across without insult.

                        Closed-mindedness leads to ignorance. And ignorance leads to stupidity.

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                          Re: Anybody Ever Had a Fleshlight Creampie?

                          Originally posted by disperse View Post
                          No, what I said was an opinion (that I'd rather not do either). What you said was more of ridiculing him for his beliefs and tastes. And no matter where you're from, that is wrong. If it is so appalling of an act to you, fine, you're entitled to believe that. You don't have to post anything. And if you find yourself so appalled that you HAVE to post your opinion, that is also your right. But there is no need to say anything derogatory.

                          And before anyone tries throwing out the "well, whats derogatory is all opinion as well" I think its pretty commonly understood that calling someone a "sick sadistic bastard" is derogatory. You could have simply left it at "Not my cup of tea" and gotten the same point across without insult.

                          Closed-mindedness leads to ignorance. And ignorance leads to stupidity.
                          and that's your opinion that i was ridiculing him...if you really knew me you would know that's just how I am...but since you don't I let this go now

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                            Re: Anybody Ever Had a Fleshlight Creampie?

                            A Fleshlight Creampie. Woudlnt that mean just cumming inside the FL?
                            How does a creampie mean you have to eat it... Creampie is just cumming inside.

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                              Gotta agree with everyone on this thread, Biff was sharing his fantasies and talking about he gets off and you insult him. It's not like he said he goes down to the playground and masturbates looking at kids play. Nobody is getting hurt and he deserves better treatment than that.

                              P.S Even if it was gross, he's not sadistic, he's masochistic.

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