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  • Re: So who's jacking off right now?

    About to get started making a mess of my cum filled dick!! Gonna find the videos with the fattest dicks and cutest girls in them!

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      Wednesday now. Got the day off work. It's a cold, wet, rainy day where I am. Perfect opportunity to crank up the heat and get naked! Gonna have a fun filled day of porn, fleshlights and dildo fun!! I've got both big screen tvs here in the computer room whompin' out some good porn, all anal (slobber/drool)!!

      One movie is these two hotties dressed up in these crazy chicken outfits and they are shoving these big plastic eggs up each others' butts!! All the while talking with these god-awful (yet funny) fake southern accents!! One girl has her whole fist up this other girl's asshole and she's saying "Aw shucks, ain't there any more aaggs up in thayure? Shorely ya'll got sum more aaggs fer me!" ...HA!! This is hilarious!!! ....Whups, now they're in the corn crib!! There goes an ear of corn--right up the keester! She's saying "Ya'll cook that corn in yer butthole real good fer me!"........Goddamn!! Who comes up with this crazy shit?!!

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        I've been trying to teach myself Windows Live Movie Maker, trying to figure out how to edit downloaded porn into my own personal edits.....Here's the deal, I've been on a super Chastity Lynn porn kick lately--and I'm trying to just edit together her scenes and put them on a disc...most of her really good stuff is only about a half hour long each..I can edge for about an hour easily, and I want to watch only her! I don't want to have to switch discs out while I'm really lubed up and jacking, so I'm just trying to make a 'best of' vid of just her stuff--her anal stuff!!....And I want to be able to put that on a dvd and lay back and jack off to Chastity Lynn!!..for an hour or more!!... Learning this stuff is a pain! It takes forever to download/convert/burn this shit!!....and I'm not really good at it--yet...

        -- I like having a lot of different porn going at the same time, listening to all of it together while I am sliding into my fleshie babies, giving them all the sweet attention they deserve, and all the while attending my garden of dildos!!....the porn must be cultivated.....

        Ah, good middle-of-the-week afternoon preflight!....... 'bout time to move this party into the bedroom...time to stop thinking and embrace the jack!! .A most excellent session awaits!!!

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          Its very hard I have I movie and try to put clips together too

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            Well, after about a zillion hours (and about ten blank discs) wasted trying to figure out this dvd burning shit, I think I have finally figured it all out. Jesus fucking Christ this stuff takes FOREVER!!! And you never know if you are doing it right until after you've spent tons of hours downloading, converting, editing, coding, and burning. It's only then that you find out if you've done it right. Nothing sucks worse than spending hours and hours doing this shit, and only at the very end you get "error". Talk about being pissed off!! But I "think" I've finally got it all right. The trouble is, while all this shit is going on, it pretty much slows your computer down to a crawl. You can't really do anything else while it's doing its thang. I must be nuts to go through all this just for one porn star.....But I can't help it--I MUST have perfect Chastity Lynn anal porn to jack to!!

            I really need to get a laptop or another computer so I can still surf while all this shit is burning. The one I'm doing now has been going for almost 2 hours now and it's only at 25%. Please please please work!!!

            Anyway....It's Saturday now. I didn't sleep worth a shit last night. Got only about three hours. So I'm trying to get a small alcohol buzz going--been naked for a few hours now. Kinda tired so I popped a half a Cialis and I've got a good chubby going on. Been going back and forth from fucking my Ashley FL hands free and sliding back and forth onto the mounted dildo. In fact it's balls deep inside me right now as I lean over the keyboard. Sure feels good!! Looking forward to a nice long Flight here in a couple of hours.

            Anybody else playing today?

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              Well, I finally had almost four hours of Chastity Lynn buttporn from her dvds all put into Movie maker and edited to what I wanted. It took 8 fucking hours just to code it and be ready to burn!! I started the final burn right before I went to bed. NOTE: if doing this shit you have to make sure you turn off "sleep mode" on your computer. Anyway I got up this morning to "Error" ....God fuck the dammit!!!!....Rebooted and tired the final burn again. After three more hours IT FINALLY FUCKING WORKED!!! Pulled the dvd out and checked to make sure it was good on my dvd players and it was...Hot damn!!! Four hour of perfectly edited hi-def Chastity Lynn anal porn!!! Tonight's jack session is one I really look forward to.

              Working on Chastity Disc 2 now. Then it will be Proxy Paige and then Tara Lynn. After that it is going to be a gay creampie cumshot compilation disc. I think my next few weeks are going to be busy.

              Then I am going to scour the internet for Sasha Rose dvds. The shit I'm pulling off the free internet porn tubes just isn't good enough quality, no matter what file type you convert them to. Once you finally play them on a 50" big screen tv they look like shit. So unless I find another anal site worth subscribing to, I guess I'm just going to have to shell out the money for dvds and just rip chapters off of them. My subsciption to EverythingButt is definately hi-def but I haven't burned any of that yet, I'm coding some stuff from it right now, but won't know if it works until probably tomorrow.

              Anyway--I've been naked all day.

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                since my last post i thought i would do a little experiment and not wank for a while. After 2 weeks my dick kept getting hard and my balls are swollen and feel tingly so i though i would edge and when i really could not take anymore i would stop and call it a night. i have been doing this since sunday with no problem other than blue swollen balls but after last nights session i had a strong pain in my stomach just above my dick and slight discomfort in my balls. i woke up feeling fine which was a relief, i suppose what i want to know is what im doing not good for me, should i blow my load every time or is holding back my cum ok for a while. it has now been 3 weeks since i have cummed. any info, advice would be really appreciated

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                • Re: So who's jacking off right now?

                  Fanatic, are you looking at any porn in the meantime?

                  You should start some breathing exercises like pranayama. One really good exercise for you would be the 5 tibetan rites, and the 6th. Qi-gong works very well as well but it is hard to find a good method

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                    Aw dude, blue balls are the worst kind of pain. I had this problem the first two times I ever had sex. I fucked and fucked and fucked and at first I thought I was a wild stallion until I started to get exhausted and just could not cum!! After finally just giving up I went home. By the time I got there my balls were hurting so bad I could barely walk for two days!!

                    Fact of the matter is--edging is great, I love it, but you have GOT to release the good stuff!!! I don't know the scientific principles of blue balls but I know I don't like 'em!! Let the jizz flow!!!

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                    • Re: So who's jacking off right now?

                      Originally posted by Harem View Post
                      Fanatic, are you looking at any porn in the meantime?

                      You should start some breathing exercises like pranayama. One really good exercise for you would be the 5 tibetan rites, and the 6th. Qi-gong works very well as well but it is hard to find a good method
                      Cheers mate, will def check this out and yes i have been watching loads of porn.
                      Slector, you are right. i really should let it all shoot out. apart from the pain i have really enjoyed winding myself up, when i have been running on the treadmill i can feel my balls slapping around which after a while gets a bit painful. i think it has got to the point of being ridiculous, i will def blow my load soon and get back to the old fanatic.

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                        omg, 3 weeks without cumming! After that much it's really probable for you to wake up a morning with a massive cumshot in your pants, know that? It's natural for the human body, it never happened to me, though, not even when I was a baby I think
                        I find extremely powerful an orgasm if I stop wanking for just a day and then keep edging for 30 mins, I can't even imagine how powerful would an orgasm like that be, don't waste it, don't let you dreams take it ahah

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                          Right, tonight is the night i dump 3 weeks worth of cum in lupe. Im going to watch Audrey Bitoni ride some dick for this event. Going to have real nice, slow long strokes in lupe, wanting to last as long as possible tonight. Im hoping for a serious cum shot and a mind bending, knee buckling orgasm. will be back in a while to let you know how it goes.

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                            Wow, three weeks without cumming?..I don't know that I could do that. I have to have at least two jack off sessions a week! I'm having a real good one today!!!!......Man, what a long fucking work week!..I dunno about you, but my week was pure-d-Hell!!! I haven't had a nice all day session since last Sunday....It's what I have been looking forward to all week--Saturday's jack fest!!.....Been pretty much naked all day!...watching a lot of porn, jacking into my Ashley, letting my Kaley dildo fuck me oh-so good!!...Just a shimmin' and a shawin'--strokin-n-pokin--slippin'-n-sliding, standing and a humpin!!... Enjoying all my toys!!............My whole body is sticky with lube!!....Oh, the pole fest I have been having today!!...Really getting off on it!!!

                            I hope some of you guys are jacking off real good....

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                            • Re: So who's jacking off right now?

                              I've had a hard time emptying my balls lately. You know how you get when you ejaculate and you still feel like there is a cum reserve left over? I'd like to know what you guys do to get yourselves to empty your entire load. Should I consider a naughty boy or something?

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                                Originally posted by secretsexpoet View Post
                                I've had a hard time emptying my balls lately. You know how you get when you ejaculate and you still feel like there is a cum reserve left over? I'd like to know what you guys do to get yourselves to empty your entire load. Should I consider a naughty boy or something?
                                Get a BJ!! Find a girl and put your cock in her mouth. Or a good buddy if have one. Have them finger your ass while they suck your cock. That will drain you good

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