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  • Re: So who's jacking off right now?

    well I never tried the naughty boy, but I'd like to try the bad boy, anyway yes, some anal play will definitely increase your pleasure during the orgasm and the amount of cum you ejaculate, it will surely help you getting that emptiness feeling you want

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      Originally posted by Fanatic View Post
      Right, tonight is the night i dump 3 weeks worth of cum in lupe. Im going to watch Audrey Bitoni ride some dick for this event. Going to have real nice, slow long strokes in lupe, wanting to last as long as possible tonight. Im hoping for a serious cum shot and a mind bending, knee buckling orgasm. will be back in a while to let you know how it goes.
      Well how did it go? Did you last long enough to shoot a bunch of thick cum???

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        Today I'm super horny, I already cummed into my stu and I'm looking for new pics.
        I want to try different positions.

        My new 3TB drive is coming...

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          lol Fanatic must be still high because of that cumshot, he can't even get to the keyboard I guess ahah

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            Well, it's Thursday and I've got the day off work and I'm bored....What's that you say? Pull out all my fleshies and dildos and have an all afternoon naked romp? Y'know, that doesn't sound like a bad idea. Maybe I could have a drink or two and watch a lot of porn, also. Okay okay--no need to twist my arm, I will go willingly. Just let me get these clothes off. Since the forecast calls for heavy buttplay, excuse me for a few minutes while I go and freshen up...........Aaaah, that was a nice relaxing enema....Let's get those cockrings on--yeah that's the ticket! Boy, my balls feel like they are really full of good stuff and my dick is standing at attention!! My Ashley fleshie is mounted next to me on her barstool and I think it's time to stick my cock inside her......Wow, that feels GOOD!!! Let's pause for station identification while she gives me some of that sweet rubber nookie!!

            Mmmmm, that was a solid fifteen minutes of handsfree strokage!! Ashley is in good form today. But my good ol' Kaley dildo sure looks lonely mounted over there, all lubed up and glistening in the sunlight coming through the blinds. I think she should be attended to. Ooooh man, I love that first penetration! Right when her big rubber cockhead makes it's initial push into my waiting butthole!! That blissful moment when when my asshole goes from denial to acceptance!! Then that slow, seemingly endless push all the way to maximum penetration until finally her pretty rubber balls meet with mine!! Totally bottoming out on her..Oh God, that feels so good!! Followed by a slow sweet extraction, but not quite all the way out! Just letting her big plastic dickhead tease my willing open hole!! Then in and out again and again, slowly building up speed until at long last she is just pile driving me like a freight train!! It makes my cock so hard!!!!....Whew, I can't type anymore, I've got to fuck the hell out of this thing!!!

            Anyone care to join in?
            Last edited by SLECTOR; 02-14-2013, 12:39 PM.

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              completely forgot to update my last post. I slid my hard swollen dick in lupe and started to pound her hard, only lasted around 10mins before the inevitable happened. Had a large thick cum shot which felt great shooting out of my dick, the best thing about it though was the orgasm which was so powerful that i was completely fucked after it. The release of sexual tension and the relief of finally blasting was just what i was hoping for. I pulled out and collapsed in a heap on my bed. The next day was crazy, woke up super horny and fucked lupe 3 times and tera once. been cumming in lupe alot, its good to be back

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              • Re: So who's jacking off right now?

                It sure is fun ain't it?..Sounds like you had a really good cum!!.....I came so good Thursday night!!..Then only had to work one day and it was Friday again!.. Had stuff to do all last night and most of today. I finally got home alone about 4 o'clock. Having a drink, surfing porn, and playing with myself!!...I really really really like porn....especially anal porn!!...I fucking love it!!!! I'm really horny!!!..........still watching hot young blondes, just can't seem to get away from that. No matter how horny I get sooner or later it always comes back to hot young blondes!!...just fucking love 'em!!



                That is so sweet it just--it just--ain't funny....

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                  I am about to enjoy an hour or two to myself. Got Stoya at the bed side all wet and waiting. I also just ordered a Misty Stone Forbidden, my first butt orifice. The thought of that coffee w/ cream colored skin, those soft ass cheeks, and that tight ass is driving me crazy. I wish it was here already.

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                    Great Caesar's ghost I had a good cum last night! Long long session!....woke up this morning all horny as hell again...been watching porn most of the afternoon, have had my dick out all day. I really like playing with it!! .......how 'bout you?

                    I'm closing down for the day and heading to the bedroom. There I will have a glorious lube filled fleshie session! I'm hoping for about an hour's worth of edging before the final cum of the weekend....Don't you just love being all horny an' stuff?....I've had my nice big buttballs in most of the afternoon, just love 'em!!.....Not as much standing and stroking today, been mostly sitting down. Occasionally taking Ashley and letting her tease my dick..Boy she sure feels good!! sweet sweet little pussy.....still watching hot young blonde anal porn. I just can't seem to get off this blonde kick I am on. I just fucking love 'em!!!!........

                    I sure wish I was somewhere on a beach fucking a hot young blonde chick right now....in the ass....!!!!!!! I'm going to pretend that I am......

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                    • Re: So who's jacking off right now?

                      i just rubbed one out

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                        I think my true calling in life was to be a film editor, especially a porn film editor. All my life I have been editing porn, making myself the perfect jack off videos!.. It began in the 80s, with putting two vcrs together and and editing together just my favorite porn scenes...Spent many an hour fast forwarding, rewinding, pausing, playing, and recording...But I sure made some really good jack off tapes! ...Finally got 'em all dubbed to disc (at least a hundred hours worth) and I finally threw away all my porn tapes and got rid of my last vcr... I had made quite a little repertoire was super great porn.... mostly anal stuff....in fact it's all anal!!...........but the days of tape are over--in fact they've been over for a looooong time....I gotta get with the program!!.and I have--or at least am trying--...So I have entered a new era..

                        I have really been spending a lot of time trying to teach myself Windows Live Movie Maker...I'm getting pretty good with it....It's a lot easier to edit porn than it would be a real movie. You don't have to worry about whether or not it makes sense, just stitch together all your favorite stuff....I love searching through porn for that 'perfect scene'... I have discovered that I can get 4 and 1/2 hours on a double layer DVD+RDL disc...an' I make them where they reloop and just keep playing over and over again. . That way if I am jacking off really good and it gets to the end, it will just keep on playing...I really hate having to stop a good two handed jack fest and have to punch buttons, don't you?......Each disc is good for 3 or 4 really good jack sessions...

                        But editing computer shit is a lot harder!..and it takes fucking FOREVER!!!!....Downloading shit from the internet (free porn), that's anywhere from a few minutes to a few hours!....Then you've got to convert it to something like wmv. or mp4.....then you can import it into WLMM (windows live movie maker)...then you can edit it (this is the fun part!) together, but it can take anywhere from hours to days or even a week!....Once you've got your edit down, then you got to prepare it..that's another 3 to 8 hours of processing!....I thought computers were supposed to be fast?.......Then finally you burn it, another three hours or so!....You wake up the next morning hoping it hasn't ended with "error, cannot be done"....That is a major goddam pisser!!....All those hours of fun porn editing, just gone to waste!!!..........

                        But most of them have been working....Getting some super great porn all edited together just the way I want it! Each 4 hour disc a masterpiece of perfect porn!!..Perfect, perfect jackin' material!! I luv it!!!

                        Just for the record, I'm not trying to make anything to sell or even put on the internet, these are just "various artists" compilation vids, just like you used to record stuff off the radio and make 'best of' tapes.....These are just for my own personal jack off pleasure alone........... I don't think I am doing anything wrong ---do you?...I don't consider myself a jack-off pirate lol.. If it's on the internet--for free--I should be able to record it for free, shouldn't I?..Somebody please let me know, I certainly don't want to be implicated in a porn scam........I can see it now, the Men In Black come and take me away for jacking off too--too--too--much!

                        I mean I dunno, how do you watch your porn?
                        Last edited by SLECTOR; 02-23-2013, 05:44 PM.

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                        • Re: So who's jacking off right now?

                          been reading the forum for a while and always gets me horny lol. Lounging on the sofa and fiddling while the wife does the washing, and some precum already beneath my sports jogggers (excellent clothing for fiddling; even if she comes into the room I can hide the erection pretty well as they are very baggy lol). We usually have sex on a Sunday morning but not today for some reason, so well def beat one out when she goes off to the golf club. Getting mega horny now just thinking about it.

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                          • Re: So who's jacking off right now?

                            SELECTOR: I also doing about the same as you, collecting porn alot got over 8TB of sorted porn scenes very well cataloged by actress name etc prio is HD ofc.
                            When i watch i have a so called HTPC(computer focused on watching movies) connected to my 50 inch TV so i can just make playlists with scenes im gonna watch so the media player on the HTPC just plays trough with repeat and shuffle mode, hell alot smoother then converting and burning dics all the time. Before my Flight sessions i just sit down and compile a playlist with a bunch of hot scenes that will last for several hours and get to it
                            Nothing better then hours of Mason Moore, Shyla Stylez and Angelica Heart getting pounded to oblivion

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                            • Re: So who's jacking off right now?

                              That's a great idea but I don't have a laptop and my computer is not in the bedroom. I guess I really should get one.

                              Today I have been watching porn and playing with myself most all afternoon back here in the 'playroom'....I love jacking off and being horny as all hell!!

                              Going to cut off the computer and head to the bedroom for a good Sunday session!!...My dick is really hard and I'm sticky all over!!...Time to lay on the bed, put in some super porn, and just relax and have a sweet long edging session...I think I have a nice big load to shoot off in honor and tribute to some hot young blonde's asshole!!...God, I love anal porn so much!!

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                              • Re: So who's jacking off right now?

                                I actually bought a heating pad. I have my Jenna haze lotus wrapped up in it getting warm. I've never tried this before, so I am looking forward to it. I'll be FLying soon.

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