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    It's the weekend, baby ... about time for the Saturday Night Swangin' Session!

    But, unfortunately, the wife works tonight so I've got the child solo. Have to wait until she goes to sleep. Then it's Nowhere Porn on the Roku in the bedroom and I'ma wrangle my FL like a 2 AM last-call girl at the bar.

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      Haha. Selector. I did that fantasizing the other night with Mila Jovavich while watching Resident Evil.

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        Originally posted by SLECTOR View Post
        So now I have a full 360 degrees of porn back here in "funtown"!! I even took one of those full length mirrors, turned it horizontal and mounted it behind my computer screen! Now I can see the tvs behind me while I am surfing porn on the computer!!...Five (count 'em) FIVE tvs, a portable dvd player/screen, the computer, and with the mirror it makes it seem like even double all that!! Each tv with it's own dvd player. My God!! It's porn Heaven back here!! Two mounted fleshies each facing a different direction. Two mounted dildos, again, each facing a different direction! Just porn overload!! I've got delicious anal porn going on ALL OF THEM!!!! Holy fuck!! So many beautiful young buttholes!! So many cocks squirting hot jizz into them!! Un-fucking-real!!! HOG HEAVEN!!!!!
        Congratulations on the WIN!

        What? No pictures of your HOG HEAVEN to amaze us???

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          I've not masturbated in two days. My dick is yelling.

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            Originally posted by Gman78 View Post
            Congratulations on the WIN!

            What? No pictures of your HOG HEAVEN to amaze us???
            Well, I thought about that but frankly there is too much other stuff in this room that someone might identify me with. I'd rather keep my anonymity. Maybe if I can clear out some stuff.

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              Originally posted by SLECTOR View Post
              Well, I thought about that but frankly there is too much other stuff in this room that someone might identify me with. I'd rather keep my anonymity. Maybe if I can clear out some stuff.
              Ha! Ok...I understand. Congrats again.

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                About to whip out the STU for the second day in a row, haven't used my fleshlights back to back days yet, looking forward to it!

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                  I am letting the anticipation build for a while, I'm ready to go right now, but I'll wait. I plan to break out the mini-maid tonight, I haven't used that one in a while.

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                    I can't fucking jerk off right now, and probably not for another few days.

                    I've been getting this irritation on my cock, and it's sore as hell.

                    But at the same time, I'm so fucking horny god damnit.

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                      Holy Fuck!! I've been watching so much Sasha Rose porn this weekend it ain't even funny!! Was so involved in it yesterday(Saturday) I couldn't even stop long enough to come here and tell ya about it!! I would give my left nut just to stick my tongue up her butthole for just one second!! I'm working on some good 'best of' vids of her. I'm dividing them into blonde and brunette. Y'know, it's weird--I am all about hot young blondes but for her I actually prefer her as a brunette...don't know why... But either way she has the face (and butthole) of an angel!!!!

                      But I digress. So I got off work Friday at 1pm. Came home and decided that "Mission Control" was not up to snuff. So I spent all afternoon Friday and most of Saturday morning rearranging all the furniture and tvs and shit back here. Each time I had been getting another tv back here I was just putting it wherever it would fit. So I sat down (naked of course) and thought up the best way to get it all put together so it was not only space efficient but 'porn viewing' efficient! I had everything crammed in here so tight that just to move one desk over one foot required basically clearing out the entire room and just starting all over from scratch... and when you are rearranging things with the sole purpose of better porn viewing you can't really ask your buddies for help (at least I can't)..

                      So I'm clearing out bookshelves, moving big heavy desks around, moving and rewiring tvs and computers and dvd players and all that shit...by myself!!...Needless to say it was a Herculean task..For a while there I began to ask myself "what the hell have I gotten myself into here?".. But once it was started it was all or nothing...But in the end it was worth it! I've got the 'pleasure dome' set up just the way I want it now. So it's six screens of porn plus the computer, mirrors on each wall so it is just porn porn PORN everywhere you look!! I LOVE IT!!! I could watch anal porn 24/7!! I never get tired of it!!!

                      Once I finally finished I decided I could not live another minute without watching Sasha Rose get buttfucked!!...And that's ALL I did for the rest of the day!!...I was slamming into my fleshies and ramming myself onto my dildos like a Sasquatch in heat!! ALL day long!!! I was so horny I was even giving blowjobs to my 'realskin' dildos!!..Just....could...not....get...enough!!!!

                      Finally had to shut down Mission Control about 8pm and head to the bedroom.. There I edged for almost an hour and a half to the most beautiful lesbian ass porn!! Hot young chicks, delicious tongue-filled gapes, toys and cream!!..Mary Kate was lubed up nicely and the big vibrator was in to the hilt!!..Just pure-D-heaven!!! ..It finally culminated in a Godzilla sized cum!!..It was AMAZING!!!!....Was so exhausted I slept for almost 11 hours!!


                      Today I have been doing the sequel!! Working on my Sasha Rose edits and I have got every kind of porn under the sun going; straight, lesbian, shemale, gay-- you name it, if it's legal, I've got it playing back here in this wonderland of porn!! My cock, balls, and asshole are almost raw they have been used so much this weekend!!!.....

                      Damn, why does this have to end?!!
                      Last edited by SLECTOR; 05-05-2013, 01:46 PM.

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                        Originally posted by secretsexpoet View Post
                        Slector, you would be proud... I just bought an Aneros helix and a naughty boy as well as a stoya forbidden. I'm really not into anal play of any kind, but I thought that I would keep an open mind. Any tips or tricks with using either the Aneros or the naughty boy? Damnit man, you're bringing me over to the dark side.
                        Well, anal play is not for everyone. Some like it, some don't. As for me, well, I've been shoving stuff up my ass since I was about 11 years old, I love it!!... BUT I am used to it. If you are not, go slow and start with something small, maybe just a finger for awhile until you get used to it, but it's always best to make sure you are REALLY clean before trying it. You might like it, you might not--it's not for everybody. Let us know how it turns out.

                        Oh God, what a weekend this has been. Can't take it no more...must head to the bedroom for a last Flight of the weekend.

                        I love to squirt!!

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                          Have been so fucking horny for the whole day so suggestions for some great porn vids? Today my fleshlight gets banged hard and long, its been about three days from last time.

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                            Originally posted by Super Ramio View Post
                            Have been so fucking horny for the whole day so suggestions for some great porn vids? Today my fleshlight gets banged hard and long, its been about three days from last time.
                            http://xshare.com/video/Sara-Jay-fucked-by-younger-dude

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                              Been sliding my dick in lupe everyday this week, constantly getting erections at the worst times. I would say i have put 10 - 12 loads in her and i'm still not satisfied. i definitely have a serious problem

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                                Had an extremely hard week at work! Finally made it to the weekend. Been watching my Sasha Rose edits and my Milton Twins edits all day. Been standing and hands free fucking my Ashley like a madman. God, I love porn so much!! About at the end of my rope. Gotta head to the bedroom for a super scrumptious edging session!!

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