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  • #31
    Re: So who here has been caught?

    My building super knocked on my door to check out a leak in my apt. bedroom. I totally forgot that I left my fleshlight on my bed. I freaked and quickly put the covers over it, but not before he got a good look at it. After that he was always very friendly to me...I wonder if he has several fleshlights of his own?

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    • #32
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      I learned my lesson when I was 15 and used to head down to the kitchen late at night for some privacy, since I shared a bedroom with my younger bro. My ma liked to sneak around and catch us doing shit. She did exactly that one night when I was butt naked, sprawled out on the kitchen floor with my cock straight up in the air enjoying a good stroke. FUCK that was embarrassing. I never went soft so instantly as at that moment.

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      • #33
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        I got caught once by mom back when I was a teenager. I wasn't masturbating but was watching an adult streaming tv network which played porn 24/7 on realplayer's streaming network (this was way back in the day). So, it was late one night, I was viewing this streaming tv network, and fell asleep while watching it in the living room. I had headphones plugged in, but they came out after I was asleep; the next morning when my mom came downstairs for work, porn was blasting. She didn't wake me up, but continued her morning routine (a little weird I still think). My dad was still asleep when I woke up and realized what had happened. That evening my mom asked me why the girl on my computer was so obnoxiously loud, and said that the girl sounded like a cat. My response was, "wait, what?" as I nonchalantly backed out of the conversation. My dad teased me about it later.
        Last edited by lasthunter914; 01-08-2013, 03:13 PM.

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        • #34
          Re: So who here has been caught?

          When I was a teenager, I went to visit relatives in the US.. One afternoon I came downstairs to receive a massive lecture about porn (I'd been looking at it on their computer).. My uncle just looked at me and said "You'll go blind, son."

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          • #35
            Re: So who here has been caught?

            I have 2 stories one I have actually never shared with anyone.

            First time you could say i was caught I was 15 or 16 some friends of my parents were over, it was late and I was in bed performing my nightly ritual... out of the corner of my eye i noticed someone at my door while my hand was furiously pumping away, it was my mums friend, she had come up to use the bathroom (i'm guessing) and my door was open a few inch's she must have heard me and stopped to watch the show. when I saw her I stopped. When she saw I had stopped she saw I was watching her! looking at each other for a few seconds in total shock she quickly left, more like I had busted her

            I lay their for a while completely embarrassed and certain they were all having a laugh at my expense now as far as I know she never told anyone, and at first I was a little uncomfortable around her until I realised it was kind of our little secret we would shoot each other a sneaky smirk whenever we met.

            I still think about that moment almost 20 years later and my only regret is i never plucked up the courage to proposition her.

            The second time I was busted was by my wife, when she was only my girlfriend at the time, after some kisses and cuddles she denied me access, so thinking nothing of it I jumped in the shower for a wank she walked in and caught me not that I was trying to hide what I was doing, and she absolutely lost her shit screaming "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!" turns out she's not really into "That" it is almost like she is jealous of me when i fuck my self heaven forbid what she would do if she ever caught me with someone else?!

            I have had an untold number of close calls as now if I rub one out I hide it from her for fear of having my hands chopped off, I'm not sure what is better cumming or the rush of adrenaline when you almost get caught and have to put your dick away with near superman speed.

            My FL arrived today and I almost shoved the Mrs. in the car to go out to the shops so I could try it out. I took it for the 1st "Flight" (I love that term) then after cleaning it and putting it away... got it back out 10 mins later for another go!

            the Mrs. is currently sitting in the next room and its all I can do not to pull this fantastic object out and fuck it again.... Knowing my wife she will lose her shit if she caught me with this thing on the end of my dick.

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            • #36
              Re: So who here has been caught?

              I've been living with my girlfriend for several years, but amazingly, I've only been caught once. I work very late and she surprised me by walking in on me when she should have been sound asleep. I didn't give a damn and was actually hoping to throw my bone her way, but she immediately ran back to bed. I finished myself off and that was that.

              Even after the hundreds of times we've had sex, she won't bring it up. Which is insane to me considering all the other weird shit we've done over the years. But if anything good came from it, it would be that she never, EVER comes to say hello when I get home from work late at night anymore. Which is nice when all I wanna do after a long night of work is drink a beer and watch reruns of Full House on nick@nite and NOT talk about some rambling girl shit with a half coherent girlfriend. Ha!

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              • #37
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                I try to be careful, but one time my wife came home unexpectedly while I was Flying. I was so into the masturbation that I didn't hear her arriving, and a few minutes later she walked right in on me in flagrante delicto. I said "oops, you caught me masturbating", and she left the room, but it must have turned her on because we had fantastic sex about an hour later. So getting caught was embarrassing, but not all bad by any means.

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                • #38
                  Re: So who here has been caught?

                  My wife found one of my inserts drying. She didn't know what it was at first, but she figured it out. It was embarrassing at first, but now she is cool with it. I need sex a lot more than her. I have several fleshlights now and no longer have to hide it.

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                  • #39
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                    I haven't got caught during my FLight, but however 7-8 years ago I got caught in the act masturbating with my hand behind the keyboard whilst masturbating to Hentai by my very own mother. I couldv'e swore I locked the door but evidently I did not. She just barge through my door for whatever the reason. I had my headphone on so I didn't hear her coming. Lol. So I was stroking my shits and she saw me with my finger around my dick getting jiggy with it at side angle. I was completely naked too. So it was a good view from her perspective. We immediately caught gaze upon one another then she look at my dick and quote "Son, are you in some form of a pain, you face look pale." LMAO I was infuriated and embarassed at that particular moment and ask her to leave my room in a resentful fashion. My mother is very traditional in her own ways. I don't think she know what "Masturbation" is..because about half an hour later, she knocked on my door and asked if I needed medicine for my pain.

                    After that embarassing ordeal, she never mentioned about it again even at the dinner table as if it never happened.

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                    • #40
                      Re: So who here has been caught?

                      Originally posted by Phillip215 View Post
                      I haven't got caught during my FLight, but however 7-8 years ago I got caught in the act masturbating with my hand behind the keyboard whilst masturbating to Hentai by my very own mother. I couldv'e swore I locked the door but evidently I did not. She just barge through my door for whatever the reason. I had my headphone on so I didn't hear her coming. Lol. So I was stroking my shits and she saw me with my finger around my dick getting jiggy with it at side angle. I was completely naked too. So it was a good view from her perspective. We immediately caught gaze upon one another then she look at my dick and quote "Son, are you in some form of a pain, you face look pale." LMAO I was infuriated and embarassed at that particular moment and ask her to leave my room in a resentful fashion. My mother is very traditional in her own ways. I don't think she know what "Masturbation" is..because about half an hour later, she knocked on my door and asked if I needed medicine for my pain.

                      After that embarassing ordeal, she never mentioned about it again even at the dinner table as if it never happened.
                      ROFLMAO!!! That's one hilariously funny story!!! Thanks a lot for sharing...

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                      • #41
                        Re: So who here has been caught?

                        I was never caught masturbating when growing up, but I left enough clues around that my parents knew that I was. I borrowed porn mags from a box that my Dad had in the attic and hid them under the mattress of my bed thinking that I was hiding them. One day my Dad said that Mom said his box of magazines was getting emptier and asked if I knew anything about it. I told him no thinking I was gonna get in trouble anyway. He just laughed and said he didn't care if I looked at them, just put them back when I was done. I would masturbate at night after they went to bed and it was dark. I wrapped the sheet around my hard on and would stroke till I came and the sheet would soak it up instead of it getting all over the place. Mom never said anything, but I know she had to notice since she did the laundry.

                        When my Grandma decided it was time for her to get rid of the house and move to the adult housing in town, I bought the house from her. Mom helped me move out of my apartment and we were packing up stuff and she found my stash of magazines and movies. I was embarrassed but she just laughed and said 'You're just like your Dad' and put them into a box.

                        They've always been pretty cool about things related to sex ever since I was a little kid. I think the only thing that would make them upset would be if they knew how much my collection of FL's cost but if they saw them, they would probably tease me about having them, but I don't think that it would bother them. After all, I've been divorced for almost 22 years and don't have a girlfriend so I'm sure that they know I masturbate and look at porn to take care of my needs.
                        Last edited by Cyberwolffe; 06-25-2013, 11:26 AM.

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                        • #42
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                          I've never been caught with my fleshlights. Almost been caught masturbating though. I was caught when I ordered another toy that isn't fleshlight. A hands free toy that you put your dick in and it vibrates you to climax. I had ordered it to be sent to my po box. When I went to get it. My dad had come into the post office, and since he was in there the postal worker gave my dad the package with the toy in it. Long story short, my dad opened it and new what it was. He said I got something and wanted to know what it was (I guess seeing if I would be honest) well I told him. He did tell my mom. They did fuss a little asked how much it was and said I needed to return it at first. A few minutes later they decided to let me keep it.

                          all in all I feel better, because all though I do still hide it, I can rest assured knowing that if they ever saw it or found it, there would be no surprises.

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                          • #43
                            Re: So who here has been caught?

                            Originally posted by UltraSupra View Post
                            ROFLMAO!!! That's one hilariously funny story!!! Thanks a lot for sharing...
                            Lol!! I'm glad I made you rolling on the floor laughing XD

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                            • #44
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                              I was lucky to have grown up in a house that didn't really care much about that crap.

                              My dad has caught me before, one time he said "doesn't your gf do that for you?" hahaha.....
                              Last edited by SarahLIFE; 06-26-2013, 01:15 PM.

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                              • #45
                                Re: So who here has been caught?

                                Why do so many threads in this forum get off topic? Ughhhh

                                Anyone else have experiences to share?

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