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    So who here has been caught?

    While the Fleshlight promotes itself as a nice, discreet package, we all know that isn't true. It's a hulking, beast of a flashlight case, if anything, so we all have to hide it and be secretive, if we live with others. I'm just curious: who here has been caught using it? Or had someone find it? What happened? I feel like many good (or terrifying) stories could come from this.

    I've owned mine for about a month now. I recently moved back home after college, just temporarily, and I've been caught using it. Was definitely...interesting. And very awkward.

    #2
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    I've never been caught... But why don't you tell us your story?

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      #3
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      UPS withheld my package at the local pickup center one time. Then I went to go get it and they lost it in their facility. When they were asking me for descriptions of the package so they could find it they asked "What kind of a company is Interactive Life Forms"? And I had to lie up a cover story real quick about non-hazardous biological bacteria I was using in a college project.

      That was funny.

      I've been ALMOST caught before (back at home, before fleshie products) when my mom burst into the room cause I was feeling sick and she was bringing me medicine. Luckily i had a laptop so I just placed it over my crotch area after I pulled my underwear up with lightning quick reflexes. It's a really funny memory too because I had headphones in the laptop and as she was leaving they accidentally came out, and gay porn started playing, but the volume was (SO THANKFULLY) low so she didn't hear and just left. She never realized how close she was to making it so awkward.

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        #4
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        Don't mind me - i'm just subscribing. I'm one of those lucky guys that lives with a woman that doesn't mind me having them. She joins in the fun from time to time, too.

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          #5
          Re: So who here has been caught?

          Originally posted by GayKzoo22 View Post
          I've been ALMOST caught before (back at home, before fleshie products) when my mom burst into the room cause I was feeling sick and she was bringing me medicine. Luckily i had a laptop so I just placed it over my crotch area after I pulled my underwear up with lightning quick reflexes. It's a really funny memory too because I had headphones in the laptop and as she was leaving they accidentally came out, and gay porn started playing, but the volume was (SO THANKFULLY) low so she didn't hear and just left. She never realized how close she was to making it so awkward.
          Or maybe she did hear it and didn't want to embarrass you.

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            When i was younger, my dad got me jerking off. I will never forgive my dad for this, btw. He caught me fapping to some porn on my computer, and he ended up completely freaking out. He took away my computer (which i paid for) and ended up monitoring my interent usage for months to come and made me a limited user. The bad part is he ended up yelling at me and repeatedly calling me a pervert. I felt like shit for it, and although i don't remember the incident super well at this point, i know he ended up calling me other names and stuff. Mind you i was like 12 or 13. I ended up looking at porn again, while he was monitoring my internet usage, and a few times he ended up yelling and calling me names again. and i mean YELLING at me, like i murdered someone and i was the spawn of the devil. I fucking hate having irrational christian conservative parents. Fucking religion... When i'm on my own and (hopefully) successful, if my deadbeat dad is still alive, he's gonna need money from his kids and i'm not gonna give him a fucking penny, and i'm gonna laugh in his face. Fuck him.

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              #7
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              Sorry you had to go through that Dan. Growing up before the Internet (I know, hard for many here to imagine), we had to rely on other porn sources, like magazines, photos, etc. Luckily, my parents were more liberal minded, and had porn mags "hidden" in their bedroom, which my brothers and I found and borrowed. I'm sure they knew because I doubt we always put them back in the same place every time, but they said nothing to us about them.

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                #8
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                nope I've never been caught

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                  #9
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                  Sometimes it seems Religon itself is the spawn of the devil.
                  But often also Parents without Religion have a wired behavior to their upgrowing childrens.
                  I never get caught but i know the feel to get nearly caught.

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                    #10
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                    Originally posted by FLuserinFL View Post
                    Or maybe she did hear it and didn't want to embarrass you.
                    Not a chance. These were men moaning and asking "for that load" and if she'd heard she would have exploded like she did when she found out I was gay.

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                      #11
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                      Thanks for the sympathy. I didn't let it get to me too much since then, but i can't help but feel like having my dad scold my sexuality so intensely as a kid could have had negative psychological effects on me that i don't even know about. How can parents so carelessly punish their kids for something so important at a young age? Don't they know what that kind of shit can do to a kid?

                      I still remember when we first got interent in my house. I don't know how old i was, but my siblings and i were all excited to see web pages and stuff, and we were fighting over using the computer just to see the internet. It was slow, but awesome at the same time. Nothing like seeing the google homepage for the first time in 16-bit color, lol.

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                        #12
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                        I havent been caught with or without a fleshie. having sex yes, masturbation no. probably the most interesting was getting cought on the wall of a medieval castle, by the cops investigating a recent brake in.

                        microdan, i've heard some stories form my friends wife who's from poland about the big diffrences between the generations in the families and their look at life. they were expecting here to be a wife/mother as soon as she finished college, they didnt understand why she's still not married and without children at 29 and allways had a big fight about it when she went to visit.
                        Last edited by Money; 09-04-2011, 04:41 PM.

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                          #13
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                          Thatīs not good.
                          Anyway I have been caught two times. Not big deal, but can handle.

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                            #14
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                            Originally posted by Microdan View Post
                            When i was younger, my dad got me jerking off. I will never forgive my dad for this, btw. He caught me fapping to some porn on my computer, and he ended up completely freaking out. He took away my computer (which i paid for) and ended up monitoring my interent usage for months to come and made me a limited user. The bad part is he ended up yelling at me and repeatedly calling me a pervert. I felt like shit for it, and although i don't remember the incident super well at this point, i know he ended up calling me other names and stuff. Mind you i was like 12 or 13. I ended up looking at porn again, while he was monitoring my internet usage, and a few times he ended up yelling and calling me names again. and i mean YELLING at me, like i murdered someone and i was the spawn of the devil. I fucking hate having irrational christian conservative parents. Fucking religion... When i'm on my own and (hopefully) successful, if my deadbeat dad is still alive, he's gonna need money from his kids and i'm not gonna give him a fucking penny, and i'm gonna laugh in his face. Fuck him.
                            My mom caught once masturbating but said nothing. On the other hand too much porn exposure at a young age is bad too but they should have talked at taught you not made you feel unloved or a devil's child becuase like you said you did not commit a crime.
                            Their teachings and punishment should have fit the offense would have been MUCH better. I do know that generations are very different and younger generations need to understand "them", and/or forgive them because that is who they are just like that is you who you are. It might sound like a bunch of bull but you might undertand the better and able to forgive if talk to some others in there same age/demographic/mindset. It took me a quite a long time to realize this.

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                              #15
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                              i haven't been cought with a fleshie but i got cought by the cops having sex with my girlfriend at the park. aaahhh what a great night it was. we were having sex in my gf car. we were about to climax when we saw a bunch of bright light behind us and i quickly put on my sweat pants and shirt which by the way i had to put on backwards. well the cop knew what it was going down because they were nice enough to wait for like five minutes for us to put our clothes back on which by the way it was a mission since my gf has a tiny corollla. i got lucky and they let us leave with only a warning.

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