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    I work in a "manufacturing" job. It is about 95% male.

    Recently I noticed something new installed in all the bathrooms. Hand lotion dispensors!!!

    Now, I have jacked off to climax (dry) a couple times in the large men's bathroom stall. It has 5 urinals on the west wall and 5 stalls on the opposite wall. It was empty when I started but a couple guys walked in and left out during my session. I was in stall #5.

    Now I can "hard"-ly resist the temptation of grabbing 2 pumps of lotion as I take my morning bathroom break! I haven't done it yet but probably will soon...

  • #2
    Re: Totally random topic - Men's room

    Wow I've never seen a hand lotion dispenser in a bathroom lol. I wonder what the company's reason for installing them was haha

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    • #3
      Re: Totally random topic - Men's room

      Originally posted by MrShackleford View Post
      Wow I've never seen a hand lotion dispenser in a bathroom lol. I wonder what the company's reason for installing them was haha
      They probably intend it to prevent dry skin working with your hands all day, and not to supply free penis moisturizer. LOL

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      • #4
        Re: Totally random topic - Men's room

        Don't see the connection to wanking; I've worked @ such a place before. Hand lotion in the bathrooms (soap dries out your skin, yo) as well as aid stations all over the place that offered everything from resalination tabs to generic Tylenol.

        Healthy employees get more shit done.

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        • #5
          Re: Totally random topic - Men's room

          Originally posted by PilotIRL View Post
          They probably intend it to prevent dry skin working with your hands all day, and not to supply free penis moisturizer. LOL
          "Penis moisturizer" for the win! Haha!!!

          Originally posted by Happy Helmet View Post
          Don't see the connection to wanking; .................

          Healthy employees get more shit done.
          Hand lotion happens to be my lube of choice for jerking off. And I like to jerk off a lot. And jerking off makes me happy!

          So a healthy and happy employee gets more stuff done!!!

          But "yes", I know its to prevent dry skin from the harsh, gritty soap they provide. They also have hand sanitizer dispinsors right outside every bathroom door and right inside each building entrance.

          I just think about playing with myself all the time!

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          • #6
            Re: Totally random topic - Men's room

            I do not fault you in the slightest. If they installed those at any of my frequent bathrooms i'd be tempted as well. Fucked I jacked off in urinals using nothing but saliva before.

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            • #7
              Re: Totally random topic - Men's room

              Ok...this is just gross!!!

              I hate when guys drop their pants all the way to the floor while in a stall.

              I mean I hate opening the door to enter the bathroom and you can see the guy's bare ankles under the door because his pants are pushed down as far as they will go...

              When I am sitting here on the FL forums while in stall #5, the waistband of my jeans are tucked right up under the bend of my knee. My underwear create a nice little hanging basket to hold my phone while displaying a sexy pic of my cousin that I like to masturbate to...

              ............ok...maybe I said too much!


              Point is...I do not like to see a guys bare, hairy ankles when his pants are on the ground! Nasty!!!!!

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              • #8
                Re: Totally random topic - Men's room

                Originally posted by LetsGetTraining View Post
                I do not fault you in the slightest. If they installed those at any of my frequent bathrooms i'd be tempted as well. Fuck, I jacked off in urinals using nothing but saliva before.
                Was that in a private bathroom urinal? Or taking a risk of getting caught?

                I've jacked off at work, and at a couple different department store bathroom stalls, but not where anyone could actually see what I was doing when they walked in.

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                • #9
                  Re: Totally random topic - Men's room

                  If those were installed at bathrooms I visit they'd probably run out quick... and only partially due to my dry hands.

                  If they didn't think about the possibility that the lotion might be used for something other then moisturizing then I don't know what planet they're living on.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Totally random topic - Men's room

                    Only circumcised men need external lube in order to J/O.

                    Just sayin'.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Totally random topic - Men's room

                      Originally posted by Happy Helmet View Post
                      Only circumcised men need external lube in order to J/O.

                      Just sayin'.
                      What the hell does that mean? Does your dick ooze goo all by itself? Sounds nasty.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Totally random topic - Men's room

                        If you're uncut then the foreskin slides back and forth easily so it sort of acts as lube.

                        Although lube makes it much nicer imo.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Totally random topic - Men's room

                          My previous comment was a tad harsh. I'm sorry.

                          But it's true -- uncut men almost never need lube. It can make it more fun, but it's far from necessary.

                          But why aren't you just fucking a Fleshlight in the first place?

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                          • #14
                            Re: Totally random topic - Men's room

                            Oh I know lube is far from necessary for uncut men; I often don't use any (especially if there's not any available).

                            So I don't think your comment was harsh at all!

                            And I do fuck my fleshlight; quite a bit more often these days actually.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Totally random topic - Men's room

                              Originally posted by LetsGetTraining View Post
                              I do not fault you in the slightest. If they installed those at any of my frequent bathrooms i'd be tempted as well. Fucked I jacked off in urinals using nothing but saliva before.
                              hasn't every guy done this? I do it at least once a week

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