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    Rank your Fleshlights!

    We can probably all agree that few Fleshlights deserve less than 4 stars, but it doesn't help that every review on the Fleshlight website is overwhelmingly positive. For those of us looking for nuance between "just good" and "the BEST!" I thought I'd start a thread where we can rank each sleeve in our collection. My theory is that, if enough people respond, a pattern will emerge and we'll be able to come up with a "top 5" list for newcomers.

    It would be even more helpful if you sort them into breakpoints:

    If I could only have ONE Fleshlight, it would be:
    I would rank the rest of my collection as follows:
    If I were forced to throw away one of my current Fleshlights, I would sacrifice:
    I have actually thrown these out, not because of use, but because I didn't like them (describe why):


    I'll start!

    If I could only have ONE Fleshlight, it would be:
    1. Mini-Lotus. It's a gentle sleeve, but it's my go-to and I use it the most.

    I would rank the rest of my collection as follows:
    2. Dillion Harper Crush
    3. Destroya
    4. Freaks Alien
    5. Flight Pilot
    6. ICE Lady

    If I were forced to throw away one of my current Fleshlights, I would sacrifice:
    7. Tornado. Just too boring.

    I have actually thrown these out, not because of use, but because I didn't like them (describe why):
    8. Flight Instructor. It's not very soft, so it just kinda chafed a bit and felt like vibration.
    9. Heavenly. There's a lotus node at just the wrong spot (for me), so it pokes my urethra (ouch!)


    Side note: damn, I wonder how much money I've spent on Fleshlights!

    #2
    I like this idea for thread . Opinions changes often, but theres my current list.

    If I could only have ONE Fleshlight, it would be:
    1.Lotus, never haven't disappointed me works everytime I like it's so smooth

    I would rank the rest of my collection as follows:
    2.Swallow
    3.Dorcel
    4.Pilot
    5.Destroya
    6.Crush
    7.Forbidden
    8.Quickshot Vantage

    If I were forced to throw away one of my current Fleshlights, I would sacrifice:
    Quickshot Vantage, very very loud to use and doesn't feel like normal fleshlights to me.

    I have actually thrown these out, not because of use, but because I didn't like them (describe why):
    I haven't throw any fl out because I didn't like them.
    Last edited by DarkKnight; 04-02-2018, 07:40 AM. Reason: added: Forbidden

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      #3
      Great Idea. Here's my contribution.

      If I could only have ONE Fleshlight, it would be:
      1.Lotus, I also like it's smooth

      I would rank the rest of my collection as follows:
      2.Tornado
      3.Spice
      4.Primal
      5.Swallow
      6.Euphoria
      7.Dorcel
      8.Mini-Lotus

      If I were forced to throw away one of my current Fleshlights, I would sacrifice:
      Mini-Lotus, Too bumpy for me.

      I have actually thrown these out, not because of use, but because I didn't like them (describe why):
      I have thrown away original pink lady because it's flat.

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        #4
        1) Destroya
        2) Mack Attack
        3) Katsuni Lotus
        4) Ultra ribbed
        5) super tight


        If I could only have ONE Fleshlight, it would be: Destroya
        I would rank the rest of my collection as follows: Katsuni pairs well with destroya. Non-FLG disappointing.
        If I were forced to throw away one of my current Fleshlights, I would sacrifice: Ultra tight
        I have actually thrown these out, not because of use, but because I didn't like them (describe why): ultra ribbed. The case was more important!
        Last edited by parabellum; 08-04-2018, 08:50 AM.

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