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  • Totally natural, raw egg white. Weird but works.

    1. Cheap. Absurdly so.
    2. Plentiful. You all have it already.
    3. It works!
    4. No supermarket embarrassment buying a lube.
    5. No oil. (don't fry it first).
    6. Not as weird as you think.
    7. Easy clean-up.
    8. Non-staining.
    9. Dries out surprisingly slowly.
    10.No cholesterol if you toss the yolk.


  • #2
    is this safe!!, doesn't it cook a little with the heat!, you only have to gently warm egg white for it to start to turn white & cook?!?

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    • #3
      This doesnt sound very smart. The bacteria in raw eggs can cause serious illness, and to have the those bacteria in and around the genitals sounds like a fiasta for bacteria. la cucaracha, la cucaracha....

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      • #4
        yes, the egg cooks if the FL is warm & cock is hot too!

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        • #5
          lol this is just dumb and wrong

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          • #6
            Re: Totally natural, raw egg white. Weird but works.

            Fly with it then dump it in a frying pan and cook it for breakfast?

            Wow

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            • #7
              Re: Totally natural, raw egg white. Weird but works.

              Originally posted by TantraMagnet View Post
              Fly with it then dump it in a frying pan and cook it for breakfast?
              Would be a wicked way to get revenge on your girl after an awful fuss. "Hey, honey. Look, I know I was an idiot last night. Here, I made you breakfast in bed to show how wrong I was. Eat. Up.".

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              • #8
                Re: Totally natural, raw egg white. Weird but works.

                Originally posted by TantraMagnet View Post
                Fly with it then dump it in a frying pan and cook it for breakfast?

                Wow

                Protein-Injected Omelettes... not sure I want to know what would happen to spunk when fried. =P

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                • #9
                  Re: Totally natural, raw egg white. Weird but works.

                  Originally posted by TantraMagnet View Post
                  Fly with it then dump it in a frying pan and cook it for breakfast?

                  Wow
                  Now, if I use one of my three sleeves for this, mouth wouldn't be right ... would that be a FLortugese breakfast?

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                  • #10
                    Re: Totally natural, raw egg white. Weird but works.

                    number 6 is way off

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                    • #11
                      Re: Totally natural, raw egg white. Weird but works.

                      Originally posted by Thesuperstar View Post
                      number 6 is way off
                      But ...
                      Originally posted by oregonfpdoc View Post
                      3. It works!


                      I wouldn't dare try that ... no matter how desperate I was.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Totally natural, raw egg white. Weird but works.

                        Gotta love this song:

                        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oc_WTgbaO5w&feature=player_embedded

                        I really don't understand the awkward guy ...

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                        • #13
                          Re: Totally natural, raw egg white. Weird but works.

                          lol that video is great...

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                          • #14
                            Re: Totally natural, raw egg white. Weird but works.

                            Originally posted by cheesepuffs View Post
                            lol that video is great...
                            haha, I wish it actually WAS a video rather than listen to the song while I switch to another tab to avoid staring at that guy lol

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