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  1. Re: Humpus V's Autoblow V's Fleshlight

    There do exist sex machines with dildos mounted on them. I'm sure you could easily modify one to work with a Fleshlight. Hell, the companies that make them probably have adapters for this very...
  2. Re: Green Lady coming back for a limited time

    I picked one up along with Jenna Jameson's Legendary. Was 5 cents short of free shipping so I added on Vstroker content.

    I've always wanted to try the Cyclone texture but I started my collection...
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    Re: Using the Fleshlight in the shower

    What exactly happens when you use a silicone based lube with a Fleshlight? Does it melt or dissolve or become brittle and fall apart or something?
  4. Poll: Re: Does a FL feel better for those who are cut vs uncut?

    I'm cut and wish I wasn't. How one can argue that removing half the skin from the penis has no effect on sexual pleasure is beyond me.

    Are we going to start removing the labia from little girls...
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    Re: Purchasing Decision

    Fleshbucks and the current 25% off sale stack.
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    Re: Fleshlight Mount Review

    I have a Top Dog mount. One thing I don't like about it is if I unscrew the end cap so it isn't on full suction, the slot the Fleshlight fits into will fill up with lube and make a fucking mess.
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    Re: Getting a vasectomy in 2 months.

    For many people it ends up being quite the opposite. The kid takes up all their love and they grow apart.
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    Re: Getting a vasectomy in 2 months.

    They're massive emotional, financial, and physical burdens. I just want to pour all my love into one person, not have kids get in the way of that. I want to have available time and money to use with...
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    Re: Getting a vasectomy in 2 months.

    Yep, I'm aware that sperm can still be past the break in the vas for a length of time.
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    Re: Getting a vasectomy in 2 months.

    I want something permanent and 100% effective. If they cut out a large portion of the vas and then cauterize the ends, they won't grow back together. I don't want to have to trust a gel or vasclips...
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    Re: Getting a vasectomy in 2 months.

    I'm not freezing sperm, every trace must be destroyed.

    Let me tell you what I want. A girlfriend and an apartment, specifically without any annoying, stressful, needy, expensive, messy kids...
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    Getting a vasectomy in 2 months.

    Because I never, ever want children. To get around all the hoops relatively young men like myself (I'm 22) have to go through to get a vasectomy, I called up Planned Parenthood first. A lot of...
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    Re: Best Alternative to fleshwash?

    Isopropyl alcohol is much cheaper, and it helps the sleeve dry faster.
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    Re: Which SIAC should I get?

    I have both the normal sized swallow and the normal sized mini-lotus. Mini-lotus is just okay, swallow is amazing. Go for the mini-swallow.
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    Re: Porn you are sentimental about?....

    I legitimately don't want to fuck her. I take that back, I lack the want to fuck her. I just don't see her in that manner. But if she wanted to do something and insisted I'd be game. I wouldn't...
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    Re: Porn you are sentimental about?....

    There is a porn star that ever so slightly looks like my best friend. Sometimes the porn star in question will smile or laugh and for a brief moment I'll be reminded of her. I'm not really sexually...
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    Re: whats your wildest lDesire

    I just wished she loved me. I just want to cuddle with her and be with her in general.
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    Re: Cat or Dog person?

    It also doesn't help that the woman I lost my virginity to had 3 cats and a dog. I couldn't feel a damned thing because I could barely breathe.

    Then I found out I was positive for herpes 2 soon...
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    Re: Cat or Dog person?

    I'd have a hard time forming a relationship with a being I couldn't have a conversation with. I wouldn't be able to cuddle with a dog or a cat and feel the same fulfillment that I would get out of...
  20. Re: Forced Air method for drying the inside of sleeves. And some backstory. (long rea

    After rinsing your sleeve out with water, you can swish some isopropyl alcohol through it. Then dry the case and outer portion of the sleeve, put the sleeve into the case, and leave it out with both...
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    Re: New Freaks Deal Alien Only?

    Yeah, out of all the Freaks the Alien is probably the most popular one, kind of annoying how it's the free sleeve when you already have it.

    A lot of the sales recently have been like that, either...
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    Re: How much porn do you keep?

    14.7 GB. 5,924 files, 16 folders. Double that if you count the back up on my external HDD. Once I accidentally deleted my whole porn folder, I now back it up every once and a while.

    And 2 Playboy...
  23. Re: Wich FL girls mouth/swallow do you prefer?

    The only Swallow I have is Asa Akira's, it feels great.
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    Re: Best choice for a small virgin?

    Any repeating texture or texture with most of the business near the front half will ensure that you're not missing anything. Asa Akira's Dragon is quite nice, so is the Destroya (or Flight...
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    Poll: Re: Favorite Lube?

    It's a tad bit slicker than Astroglide or ID, but your dick won't be super sticky afterwards.
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