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  1. Re: Who is this sexy hot asian :o? Anyone know???

    I just checked the pictures informations and it says, the girls involved are - Mia Lelani and Evelyn Lin.

    So i guess, you are now less then 10 secs away, from google, to tell you, who you are...
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    Re: roomates/brothers

    Donīt worry, you are not insulting me, when asking about german wine :)

    I know, Germany is well known for beer, but when we talk about beer....which brands do you know ?
    About wine - maybe take a...
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    Re: roomates/brothers

    Its pretty obvious, he is watching wrestling. I have made my own experiences at work with a boy who has down syndrom aswell.

    I am working at a retailer and was busy with moving wine boxes from one...
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    Re: roomates/brothers

    You mean, you life in the same house then those 2 ?


    http://youtu.be/8CyRiwED7s8?t=10s
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    Re: What is Flight Adapter?

    The Flight Adapter makes the Flight Case fit into the Shower Mount and makes V-Stroker being able to be conntected with the Flight.
  6. Re: If I order anything here, am I going to get catalogs mailed to my address?

    No, you wonīt !

    I never recieved ANYTHING from ILF by mail (apart of orders) and i never heared of somebody, who experienced different.
  7. Re: Ordered my first fleshlight last night with sleeve warmer.

    First of all - welcome at the Forum, welcome to the world of Fleshlights :)

    You might be surprised, but the right choice of lube isīnt THAT easy as it sounds.

    What is sure, is the fact, you...
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    Re: Pornstar identification

    Could be Selena Rose.
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    Re: (Serious) Ever felt completely lost?

    I actually never wanted to post on this thread, as i already spoke with Johnny many weeks, before this thread was started, but honestly, who of us is working at his/her personal dream job ? And in...
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    Re: What do I do if Fleshlight ignores me?

    PM Kenny on here, on the Forum. Whenever i needed any kind of help for something, he was there to make it happen. He is a good guy and i am sure, he will help you aswell. BUT you need to take a bit...
  11. Re: i accidentaly snapchated the fleshlights to my girl cousin what do i tell her?!?!

    Nope.

    Usally, when doing mistakes, you want people to forget about it. With your idea, you only keep her interested, especially because you are obviously aiming to sell something.
  12. Re: i accidentaly snapchated the fleshlights to my girl cousin what do i tell her?!?!

    I have been giving you this answer already - act like, they are from a friend !

    Also, act like you have no clue what he bought there, like he only said "Look what i got here"...and then he send...
  13. Re: i accidentaly snapchated the fleshlights to my girl cousin what do i tell her?!?!

    You have done MORE then just your best work, to let yourself look like the biggest dumbass on earth. If it would have been your dissertation, it would have been an absolute masterpiece...

    What do...
  14. Re: i accidentaly snapchated the fleshlights to my girl cousin what do i tell her?!?!

    Tell her, you are an idiot. I can not believe, you have at least 1 pic of your Fleshlights on your phone and even post it around via Snapchat.
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    Re: Fleshlight Packaging

    If you call DHL slow, what do you call UPS then ? They usally need 1 week from Spain to Germany aswell...

    So for me, DHL or UPS, its no difference. But we maybe should remember, we all are basicly...
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    Re: Fleshlight Packaging

    Just to add this part - its not like ALL the boxes, i recieve, look like they went through a meatgrinder, but i have seen boxes when had more ducttape on the outside then i could see from the box...
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    Re: Fleshlight Packaging

    Mate, i am in charge for the receiving department at work and i can tell you, DHL ARE one of the good guys. You donīt wanna know, how smaller companys as DPD, GLS or even professional trucking...
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    Re: Fleshlight Packaging

    The only real option, i see, is DHL.
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    Re: Fleshlight Packaging

    Usally you donīt label them. If i send/recieve something via DHL or others, it has just a adress sticker, but no hints, what is inside. So its an UPS issue, i guess.
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    Re: Fleshlight Packaging

    I have my doubts about that, as if you ship something inside the EU from A to B, there are no custom checks. The only times, i ever had contact to the german customs were, as i recieved Fleshlights...
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    Re: Fleshlight Packaging

    Yes, freereal bought his Fleshlights from ILF directly. Its not like, i would know that, but i know, when I bought mine, it was just all the way like it was with his order.

    Brown box and "rubber...
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    Re: Would you have sexy with someone's Mom?

    I see nothing wrong in dating and having sex with someones mom. In fact, almost every man wants to have sex with a woman, who is experienced and knows, what matters in bed.

    Anyway, I get really...
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    Re: how to convince a striper to touch my junk?

    Strip Club time !

    http://memecrunch.com/meme/1597F/borat/image.png?w=400&c=1
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    Re: how to convince a striper to touch my junk?

    Not even to hospital ? :P
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    Re: how to convince a striper to touch my junk?

    Its not the forum, which is difficult, its you, who is causing the problems.

    To many threads, to much talking, to much nonsence.....everything else is the result.
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