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    Re: Official Masturbation App

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWJkpdXmjqY

    I just got it.... YESSSSSS WAYYYY!!
  2. Re: well endowed males can never get a brake

    http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/World_162c0a_256605.jpg


    But to seriously answer your question. Just tell her your size. No other men do it, so just be bold. Best thing that will happen is that...
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    Re: Gorgeous Redheads

    Agreed. All I need to say...

    http://i.imgur.com/sJWsS.gif

    Anyone have a name?
  4. Re: Would you prefer your wife/girlfriend to age naturally or have plastic surgery?

    Id perfer her to eat good food, exercise & mediation, do not get mixed in with drugs & alcohol, and have a good social life & hobbies. Im sure that will do more magic onto her looks than going under...
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    Re: Have you ever made love to a fruit?

    This has literately made my day!
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    Re: Have you ever made love to a fruit?

    http://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/03/Very-nice-GIF.gif
  7. Thread: Robot Sex?

    by AceOfSpades
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    Re: Robot Sex?

    Haha! More like and Offbeatr project.



    Oh, Im sure some crazy roboticiest or AI developer just needs the incentive and we will be knee deep in sex robots in no time.

    roudey
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    Re: Have you ever made love to a fruit?

    Orange for me. Felt good and tasted GREAT! HAHA!

    Just do it djroadking, shame is for the winners! (https://forums.fleshlight.com/member.php?303236-djroadking)
  9. Thread: Robot Sex?

    by AceOfSpades
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    Re: Robot Sex?

    All I know is that if I won a lottery I would make a XXX prize. 2 or 3 million for the first to make a fully functional sex robot. Thats it and all.
  10. Re: Describe Your first experience masturbating and how old you were at the time.

    http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/chris_hansen.gif
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    Re: Fake boobs, yes or no?

    I love my A cup Angles, B cup Beauties, C cup Cuties, D cup Dolls... and lest I forget a little E cup Ecstasy. I have always enjoy the look and feel of anything natural. Not one for implants, though...
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    Ace's North Pole Review

    Process:
    Before the virgin flight I refrain from orgasm for 5 days. After the first flight I waited 1-2 days until my next flight. I did this for about 15 times in a row and summed up the...
  13. Re: i accidentaly snapchated the fleshlights to my girl cousin what do i tell her?!?!

    Well I do not want to make light of your situation OP. But I have been finding some great facepalm gifs...

    http://rs11.pbsrc.com/albums/a159/Kyronae/GIFS/Facepalm.gif~c200
    ...
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    Re: What the fuck is going on in the world?

    Some parts of the world are just unconscious and unaware of how things could be. Its like a shadow that creeps and flows. But you got to remember that most of the world is pretty bright, open, and...
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    Re: Ideas for POV porn?!

    Really just keep the video focused on the girl and a little as possible on you (both visually and audio). Heavy on the face shots as really it is her expressions and reactions are the real gold of...
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    Re: Why "that" expression in porn pics?

    Its the 'Blue Steel' of the porn world. Just gotta live whit it.


    Also sexy lip biting is the 'Magnum' of the porn world.

    https://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb88tn5oWL1rdid2ao6_400.gif
  17. Re: Merry Christmas to all and not a fleshlight in sight..

    Sorry to hear that man, hope it clears up quickly and the costs are low.

    BUT there is a lighter side to all this. I thought this was going to be a joke poem thread (like Twas The Night Before...
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    Re: Alien dimensions?

    Now where did you dig up that? I looked on the site and never saw a ruler feature or picture.

    Also, The springyness compunds the deeper you go (longer you are). I am sure I lose about 2 inches by...
  19. Re: Wait! What?!?! Official Fleshlight Warmer?!?!

    http://i2.ytimg.com/vi/9AU6LDTc_Xk/hqdefault.jpg
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    Re: Alien dimensions?

    http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u88/AceOfSpades997/AlienRuler_zpsc20f6927.png

    If you look at above image you can mesure yourself and see that you will fall past the lotus node and into the...
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    Re: Fleshlight Girls from Aliexpress

    That site is one big rolling scam! Keep to the Fleshlights sites, you may pay 'more' (ie. realistic) but you will get your item garenteed.
  22. Re: Wait! What?!?! Official Fleshlight Warmer?!?!

    http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/mog.gif
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    Re: Girls you wish would do nudes/porn?

    If it is photoshopped, it does not count!
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    Re: Girls you wish would do nudes/porn?

    Well my vote will always be the same.

    Sophie Turner... Always Sophie Turner...

    http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/harlots/sophie_turner/sophie_turner14.jpg
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    Re: Gorgeous Redheads

    Probibly using a flesh in a can, obviously the colour of the fleshlight is very close to Ms Piggy pink.
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