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  1. Re: Whats the worst thing you've jacked off too and felt guilty afterwards?

    Once you use the Tor Browser to search for porn it goes all down hill. The internet is dark and full of terrors boys...
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    Re: Who is this hot asian chick :O???

    No idea. She has some lame taste in music though... Blink182? Do not want...
  3. Re: Closeted Cheating Guy Should I Tell His Wife

    If I could only rep you I would...
  4. Re: Closeted Cheating Guy Should I Tell His Wife

    Then is some popcorn in order?

    But seriously, if the wife comes walking in and asking if you are banging her husband... she is in the know and just looking for evidence. She is most likely going...
  5. Re: Closeted Cheating Guy Should I Tell His Wife

    Good that it is over and done and you got to get that off your shoulders. As if he started crying, my god how manipulative.

    Happy you got through that with little drama as possible
  6. Re: Closeted Cheating Guy Should I Tell His Wife

    http://www.google.ca/url?sa=i&source=imgres&cd=&ved=0CAYQjBwwAGoVChMIvP-13taQxwIVFRaSCh2-kgZI&url=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F-xvDf9Kyp_DI%2FVXq0pwy4O8I%2FAAAAAAAAL3M%2FYmPcc2wzgUo%2Fs640%2Fshia-...
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    Re: Mini Lotus vs tornado vs outlaw

    Hello and welcome to the forum!

    I usually spit out this line whenever someone is asking about what texture to choose: 'Follow your dick'. It is as simple as that! Just choose. I have found that no...
  8. Re: Closeted Cheating Guy Should I Tell His Wife

    Hmmm... I say tell the wife. This guy (from your very brief description of him) appears to be bisexual and gaming the system. Being married is being married, the wife should know that the husband is...
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    Re: FINALLY! I join the FL family!

    BROTHERS WE HAVE A NEW CHILD WHO HAS STUMBLED IN FROM THE COLD! PRAISE THE LORD AND FLESHLIGHT! LET US CELEBRATE! ...
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    Re: Official Masturbation App

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWJkpdXmjqY

    I just got it.... YESSSSSS WAYYYY!!
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    Re: well endowed males can never get a brake

    http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/World_162c0a_256605.jpg


    But to seriously answer your question. Just tell her your size. No other men do it, so just be bold. Best thing that will happen is that...
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    Re: Gorgeous Redheads

    Agreed. All I need to say...

    http://i.imgur.com/sJWsS.gif

    Anyone have a name?
  13. Re: Would you prefer your wife/girlfriend to age naturally or have plastic surgery?

    Id perfer her to eat good food, exercise & mediation, do not get mixed in with drugs & alcohol, and have a good social life & hobbies. Im sure that will do more magic onto her looks than going under...
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    Re: Have you ever made love to a fruit?

    This has literately made my day!
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    Re: Have you ever made love to a fruit?

    http://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/03/Very-nice-GIF.gif
  16. Thread: Robot Sex?

    by AceOfSpades
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    Re: Robot Sex?

    Haha! More like and Offbeatr project.



    Oh, Im sure some crazy roboticiest or AI developer just needs the incentive and we will be knee deep in sex robots in no time.

    roudey
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    Re: Have you ever made love to a fruit?

    Orange for me. Felt good and tasted GREAT! HAHA!

    Just do it djroadking, shame is for the winners! (https://forums.fleshlight.com/member.php?303236-djroadking)
  18. Thread: Robot Sex?

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    Re: Robot Sex?

    All I know is that if I won a lottery I would make a XXX prize. 2 or 3 million for the first to make a fully functional sex robot. Thats it and all.
  19. Re: Describe Your first experience masturbating and how old you were at the time.

    http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/chris_hansen.gif
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    Re: Fake boobs, yes or no?

    I love my A cup Angles, B cup Beauties, C cup Cuties, D cup Dolls... and lest I forget a little E cup Ecstasy. I have always enjoy the look and feel of anything natural. Not one for implants, though...
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    Ace's North Pole Review

    Process:
    Before the virgin flight I refrain from orgasm for 5 days. After the first flight I waited 1-2 days until my next flight. I did this for about 15 times in a row and summed up the...
  22. Re: i accidentaly snapchated the fleshlights to my girl cousin what do i tell her?!?!

    Well I do not want to make light of your situation OP. But I have been finding some great facepalm gifs...

    http://rs11.pbsrc.com/albums/a159/Kyronae/GIFS/Facepalm.gif~c200
    ...
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    Re: What the fuck is going on in the world?

    Some parts of the world are just unconscious and unaware of how things could be. Its like a shadow that creeps and flows. But you got to remember that most of the world is pretty bright, open, and...
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    Re: Ideas for POV porn?!

    Really just keep the video focused on the girl and a little as possible on you (both visually and audio). Heavy on the face shots as really it is her expressions and reactions are the real gold of...
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    Re: Why "that" expression in porn pics?

    Its the 'Blue Steel' of the porn world. Just gotta live whit it.


    Also sexy lip biting is the 'Magnum' of the porn world.

    https://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb88tn5oWL1rdid2ao6_400.gif
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