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    Exclamation Free Fleshlights!!!

    Attention all new and loyal fans of the Fleshlight Forum.

    **EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY**

    We are announcing a contest that we are going to start running on a weekly basis. We want to encourage all of our forum members to post and be active on the board so we are offering prizes for participation. Here are the specifics and the corresponding prizes. Please keep in mind that these prizes may be changed for the better once participation begins to increase.

    -Longest thread of the week- This means exactly what it says. Whomever starts a new thread and has the most replies to their thread will win a regular Fleshlight (case included) in the sensation of their choice.

    -Most posts of the week- The member who has the highest number of posts during the week will win a regular Fleshlight (case included) in the sensation of their choice, a GrowthFlex penis pump, and will get to choose a custom user title for their board username.

    -Most posts of the month- The member who has the highest number of posts during the month will win a Fleshlight merchandise prize package valued at $400 which may possibly include some promotional or never-before-seen items if available at time of win.

    Just as with any other contest, we need to lay down some ground rules:

    -All weekly contests will begin at 12:00 a.m. every Monday and will continue until 11:59:59 p.m. the following Sunday for a total duration of seven days.

    -All monthly contests will begin at 12:00 a.m. on the first day of the month and will continue until 11:59:59 p.m. of the last day of the same month.

    -All times are in Central Standard Time.

    -No bots or posting programs/scripts of any type will be permitted. All posts must actually made by the winning user.

    -Moderators and family members/significant others of moderators are ineligible to win.

    -You must be a registered user to win.

    -The winning posts and thread will be taken from the "Fleshlife" section of our forums and can be about any topic of the user's choice.

    -Due to overwhelming shipping costs, and limited serviced countries/cities, the contest will be limited to members in the US and Canada only.

    -Each member can redeem only one prize per month

    -Rules are subject to change due to unseen vulnerabilities.



    Pictures of the prizes can be found [URL="http://www.fleshlight.com/forums/prizes"]HERE[/URL] and as I said before, the more participation we receive, the more prizes we will give out in the future.

    **ALSO**
    To make this thread a lot more interesting, I will be giving out a fleshlight of choice to the members who make the following posts: 53, 129, 204, 388, 464, 549, 756


    Good Luck!!
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    Just for clarifiaction, is location a problem? A fair few of us live outside the US.

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    As CT wrote:

    -All times are in Central Standard Time.
    So it looks like the first weekly contest is starting on Monday morning at 00:01 (i.e. one minute after midnight ). Have a blast!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Geek
    Just for clarifiaction, is location a problem? A fair few of us live outside the US.
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    GUH. Learn to read, Geek! You can delete my posts now...

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    Nah no problem, I think what happened is that CT updated his post after you asked

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    Ok guys, let's keep this thread going... there are quite a few fleshlights to be given away!
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    For the month of December, how will this work? Will it go from the posting of this thread to the end of the month, or will you include the posts from yesterday and earlier today? And I'm guessing the first week will start this Monday, and that you won't have a mini-week before that.

    Well, this certainly makes it more worthwhile to post! I just hope it doesn't lead to unwarranted stuff, like spamming just so people can have the highest # of posts or whatever.

    Also, if someone wins a prize, will they be out of the running for any length of time? Because I know there are some people on here who post a lot all the time, which would make it kinda unfair for other people if they kept winning.

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    Qustions:

    1. What is the requirement for each post? Say I reply to some one with 1 line, is that a valid post?

    2. If I don't want a penis pump, can I substitute it for another insert?

    3. Longest thread - do the thread starter's own replies count?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlueStreaker
    For the month of December, how will this work? Will it go from the posting of this thread to the end of the month, or will you include the posts from yesterday and earlier today? And I'm guessing the first week will start this Monday, and that you won't have a mini-week before that.

    Well, this certainly makes it more worthwhile to post! I just hope it doesn't lead to unwarranted stuff, like spamming just so people can have the highest # of posts or whatever.

    Also, if someone wins a prize, will they be out of the running for any length of time? Because I know there are some people on here who post a lot all the time, which would make it kinda unfair for other people if they kept winning.
    The weekly contest will begin Monday, the monthly contest will include posts from Dec 1st til Dec31st.

    Only one prize per month.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GuitarMax
    1. What is the requirement for each post? Say I reply to some one with 1 line, is that a valid post?
    All posts are valid, but let's keep the unnecessary posts to a minimum
    Quote Originally Posted by GuitarMax
    2. If I don't want a penis pump, can I substitute it for another insert?
    If you do not want the prize, you may substitute for any one item of equal or lesser value.
    Quote Originally Posted by GuitarMax
    3. Longest thread - do the thread starter's own replies count?
    Longest thread will be any thread with the most number of posts in it. (All posts are counted including mods, and thread starters)
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    This is incredible.

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    Good candidates for long threads:

    * Anything to do with porn, like building a "shrine thread" for your favorite porn star
    * Rude limericks, especially about Fleshlight
    * Politics, but keep it polite
    * Sexual orientation
    * Discussions about religion and philosophy

    And whatever else you can come up with

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    13 down... 40 more to go for the first FREE FLESHLIGHT!



    WHO WILL GET IT?!?!??!
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    **ALSO**
    To make this thread a lot more interesting, I will be giving out a fleshlight of choice to the members who make the following posts: 53, 129, 204, 388, 464, 549, 756
    Question:

    1. my next stop there is 129. How much time do I have to get to it?

    2. should I stop posting when I hit that number?

    3. And what do u mean by 13 down, 40 left?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GuitarMax
    Question:

    1. my next stop there is 129. How much time do I have to get to it?

    2. should I stop posting when I hit that number?

    3. And what do u mean by 13 down, 40 left?
    He means posts IN A THREAD not how many posts you have on your user account.

    So, in order to hit the 53 we would need to make 40 (well, 39 now) more posts in this thread.

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    Hey geek, you need to count your own post in that. So now 37 posts after mine (unless someone else posts while I'm posting) someone will win.

    Another question about that, is that an insert + case for post #53 or just an insert?

    Also, what if you get #53, CT? Who'll win then?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlueStreaker
    Also, what if you get #53, CT? Who'll win then?
    Perhaps he will make sure he isn't #53

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    If someone makes a winning post, but is not eligible, it will go to the next post after.

    So, in this example, if I posted #53, #54 will be the winner...
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    Gotcha, awesome. Here's to #53!

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    Sounds good.

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    Spankypanky only the left image in your signature loads, the right image gives me a red-X.

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    Hmmm I redid it a few days ago, its Sheri Moon Zombie (Rob Zombies wife) from House of a 1000 corpses. A little Gif i made

    (edit: Hows that Joe is it gone now. I could'nt see it for some reason but went in to edit my sig and it was there weird.)

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    It's annoying.

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    I'm smelling some new products here ... wooshing out products, cannot see any other motivation really. Or pherhaps to lower the $$$ in storage or somthing that has to do with tax.

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    This is a good idea!

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    I figured more people would be posting in here for the chance to get a new FL.

    Eh, I guess slower just makes it easier for someone to flop their way to #53!

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    Is the 53, etc... only for this thread or any thread in the Fleshlight forum?

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    Just this thread, so whoever does the 53rd, 129th, etc. etc. (whatever the other numbers are) in this thread will win the FL. Yeah the numbers get higher and higher, but I have no doubt that this thread will eventually hit that number just so someone can win it.

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    Damn lol. No one is going to post on this thread when it hits 51.

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    You'd think so, but someone will probably come on and see it and not think about it and post, then the next lucky fucker will go "haha I won a FL!" ... you know it'll happen...

    but of course you'll probably have 4 posts saying they won when actually the first guy won... or even worse a guy who wasn't concerned with winning posts before the other guys and gets it and the rest of them are all mad...

    It'll probably end up that way.

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    Time to become a post whore!

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    Still a red-X.

    Quote Originally Posted by SpankyPanky
    Hmmm I redid it a few days ago, its Sheri Moon Zombie (Rob Zombies wife) from House of a 1000 corpses. A little Gif i made

    (edit: Hows that Joe is it gone now. I could'nt see it for some reason but went in to edit my sig and it was there weird.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by FleshJoe
    Still a red-X.
    I can see it. Maybe your internets are broken?

    Oh, I know, the tubes are clogged! Better call an intarweb plumber!!!

    >_>

    Seriously, it's there...

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    you shoulda out it on the truck!

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    Default for O/S members....

    Wow- Looks like CT's been posessed by the x-mas spirit!!! So many give aways.......
    I'm over in aussieland, so I'll do U a deal CT- If i win anything, hows about I cover the shipping???? Cmon, someone, back me up.....

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    Well, I certainly understand why they don't wanna ship to outside the US and Canada, but I don't think it's fair to leave the rest of the world out if they're willing to pay shipping! Maybe not all the shipping, just whatever it costs less the cost to the US/Canada so you'd be getting the same amount of prize as everyone else.

    Then again, depending on how the prizes will be awarded, that might be a lot more of a hassle than they want to deal with... so although it'd be nice for you guys to be included, maybe there's just enough extra stuff to be dealt with that they figure it's not worth it, and I can see that. What with customs and all (not that I've had to deal with any of it so I'm not 100% sure what's involved) I can understand them not wanting to have it open to the rest of the world.

    Regardless of the current reality, one can hope, can't he?

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    awsome! if i win i want another ultra tight lady!

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    Default Beware....

    Quote Originally Posted by rhapsody
    I'm smelling some new products here ... wooshing out products, cannot see any other motivation really. Or pherhaps to lower the $$$ in storage or somthing that has to do with tax.
    I think it's all the left-over tester models from quality control Man, I don't want em if they've been pimped already.....LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by kenoathio
    Wow- Looks like CT's been posessed by the x-mas spirit!!! So many give aways.......
    I'm over in aussieland, so I'll do U a deal CT- If i win anything, hows about I cover the shipping???? Cmon, someone, back me up.....
    CT. I think Keno makes a valid point if the other countries are willing to pay the shipping. I totally understand why you guys dont want to deal with shipping them internationaly at your expense.

    There also wouldnt be any relevant customs duties on ilf's end. Those would be dealt with by the winner. And if the winner isnt willing to pay them, then really why would they enter the contests?

    Outside of all that. This is one awesome competition for the flighting community. We run our own monthly ones for the best testimonials. Dont think we have the member base big enough yet to try forum posts for prizes

    Faz

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    I guess no one wants to post now.

    I want a free fleshlight

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    What exactly is the etiquette on this thing? I mean what if someone just decides to post 4 straight times to get #53?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CT
    Due to overwhelming shipping costs, and limited serviced countries/cities, the contest will be limited to members in the US and Canada only.
    Damn

    eh... first of all hi (my first post, woohoo)

    I come from Germany so this doen't count for me either.

    But I am considering to buy a Fleshlight, or to be more precise the STU and a 342 offer, because ILF has still the best prices. Here you pay about 50% more for the Fleshlight.
    The bad thing is I have no CC yet, and I think it will take a few more months untill I get one.

    Well I hope you guys make the run for 53, maybe I have some more questions about the FL for you in the future

    greetings!
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    ^Welcome Kenny. You will not be sorry in your purchase of the FL

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    C'mon guys only 9 more to go before *SOMEONE* wins a free FleshLight!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by FleshJoe
    C'mon guys only 9 more to go before *SOMEONE* wins a free FleshLight!!!
    I feel like I am the only one watching this thead

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    Oh no, I'm watching... I just had to play with the band for a basketball game. I was gone since like 12.

    At the rate this is going I won't be able to win the first one, as I have something else and I'll need to leave by around 5. If there have been 5 posts in 3 hours, then there will probably be about 3 more posts before I leave, with the winning post occurring sometime during my band concert.

    Unless we get a conversation going... =O

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    I'm not sure what exactly we are supposed to talk about. I mean, is this just kinda like an "Anything Thread," where we just start conversations about things that aren't really worthy of starting an entire new thread?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mafioso842002
    I'm not sure what exactly we are supposed to talk about. I mean, is this just kinda like an "Anything Thread," where we just start conversations about things that aren't really worthy of starting an entire new thread?
    Well, I've found a couple of threads elsewhere that I thought could have been merged with this one, had the mods been so inclined. I'll look them up and name them once the thread hits #52.

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    Quote Originally Posted by totalgeek
    Well, I've found a couple of threads elsewhere that I thought could have been merged with this one, had the mods been so inclined. I'll look them up and name them once the thread hits #52.
    Tricky bastard

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    Woo! Maybe I'll have a chance after all!

    Yeah, I guess this is kinda an anything thread... like if you win a FL which one will you get?

    Mine would be WW, dunno what orifice... might get another Ice something...

 

 

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