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    Default My first time Masturbating

    Ok, I've always been religious and thought masturbating would be sinful. So Iv'e waited for many many years, until now. I relaxed myself pulled of my pants and underwear and prepared... used some lotion and it worked great. While masturbating, I felt a tingle felling around my pelvis and it felt somewhat pleasurable. I also couldn't help but ejaculating a little too. Even after I finished my penis stayed erect for a little less than a minute. I felt out of breathe to and a little tired but now I feel fine .I was wondering...is all this normal...I mean I feel excited and have more energy too.

    No i dont own a fleshlight even though I would love to get one soon...

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    Completely normal. I remember that my first time was a little strange as well. I actually accidentally discovered masturbation. I was sitting home one day alone. I normally got out of school and was back at home by 3:45 PM while my dad wouldn't come home until 5:00 PM and my mom would come home around 6:00 PM (she was a coach and a teacher). So I was sitting there watching MTV, this was back when anything could get me going. I was 11 years old (in the 6th grade) and my penis was hard but it had an itch on the side. So I reached down there and itched it. Then I had an itch on my penis head but I didn't want to scratch it so I had the idea to rull up my skin and itch it. Well this roll up action felt good. So I kept on doing it and then 30 seconds later I was done.

    All of our first times are different. You should get a fleshlight though as I find it much better than using your hand not to mention that the thought of a fake vagina is a lot more appealing to me than my hand.

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    Yeah...but I don't have money to spare anymore...


    And yeah way back when I was 12 I rubbed my penis a little but with no lubrication, It felt even more awkward so I just rubbed it, and I had no sensation at all. I got to admit, lubrication is key to masturbating. At one point, Holy crap It started to hurt but went down immediately, that was when I felt short breathed and tired.

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    Quote Originally Posted by user_123
    Ok, I've always been religious and thought masturbating would be sinful. So Iv'e waited for many many years, until now. I relaxed myself pulled of my pants and underwear and prepared... used some lotion and it worked great. While masturbating, I felt a tingle felling around my pelvis and it felt somewhat pleasurable. I also couldn't help but ejaculating a little too. Even after I finished my penis stayed erect for a little less than a minute. I felt out of breathe to and a little tired but now I feel fine .I was wondering...is all this normal...I mean I feel excited and have more energy too.

    No i dont own a fleshlight even though I would love to get one soon...
    congrats on discovering the joys of masterbation.. you will definitly like the fleshlight better then your hand. check out the fleshlight wiki link in my signature, it has a wealth of info so that when your ready to buy youll know what to get

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    Oh my, I do love hearing about guys' first time masturbating.

    Any more stories? This is hot! (Where's my husband? lol)

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    Lets see... By accident here too. I was 11. Laying naked in bed reading after taking a shower. For one reason or another I touched my dick and just sorta kept going cause it felt good - nothing I hadn't done before. That time though i started moving my hand up and down moving the skin up and down my shaft. I just kept doing this while holding the book I was reading with my other hand. Soon it was feeling better and better and I stopped paying attention to the book and just kept stroking. And then it kept getting better and better and I kept going faster and faster suddenly WHAM!! my first orgasm, dry of course (didnt ejaculate till i was 13). I think I made a little squeaking sound, haha. Then I just said to myself, "WHAT was THAT???"

    Of course duplicated it the very next day hiding in the bathroom and proceeded to do internet research. For some reason felt weird about it and tried to reduce my frequency for about 2 years but since then I've done it as often as I've felt like, which is pretty often most of the time =).

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    My first time ejaculating wasn't an accident, but it was definitly a shock. I don't exactly remember how old i was but it was sometime in my early teens. I was watching a porno i got from my friend but i wasn't masterbating and after a while i felt this thick liquid in my underwear. I swore that I just came but i learned later that that was just pre-cum. Anyway, i got in the shower to wash the liquid off my leg and i started thinking of the women in the porno. My dick started getting hard again. I just grabe it with my wet, soapy hand started to stoke my dick. The nice long slow stokes. Then i could feel something building in the base of my penis and tried to hold it back (not being 100% sure what is was, but having an idea). After a little less than a minute, i couldn't hold it anymore and left it go. Cum went flying all over the tub, i was completely outta breath, but so proud realizing i had bust my first nut. Not to be last

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    Whoa Night, Sounds like you enjoyed yourself.

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    Man, I was corrupted when quite young, I believe it was... when I was 9 or so. I saw my brother watching porn on his computer while whacking off, and I got on mine and typed in the address and did the same. Doing it ever since then.

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    Me too... Corrupted very young... maybe 8 or so... caught the neighbor, (13 or 14) jerking off in his garage... He was kind of proud of it, and showed me what he was doing...

    I rubbed mine in the same way... and had an orgasm... obviously nothing came out... He squirted everywhere and I was jealous! Also he had a huge dick! Been doing it ever since...

    Remember vividly the first time I came, about 12 or 13... after school...my normal routine and when I was ready, a little "white stuff" came out.... I was like, ok... Was so anxious to "do it again..." The next day, I blew and incredible load!!!

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    user123, how old were you the first time you pleasured yourself?

    Dont mean to offend you, but what other things has your religion prevented you from doing? Live it up man!

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    Wow cant remember my first dry orgasm, it must have been around 9 or 10?....I remember my first wet dream though at 11...Dreamed I was getting shagged by one of my friends sisters hehehe

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    I don't remember having any dry orgasms at all. I remember my first orgasm, although don't remember how old I was. I also had no idea what I was doing, except that jerking my dick, which had gotten hard, felt so good!!

    It was a complete surprise when, lo and behold, white stuff shot out of my dick. For a split second, I wondered if I had done something to hurt myself, but then realized that I felt so good, it couldn't possibly be bad!!


    (ETA: Whoa, mama, I'm over 4,000 posts!!! Who woulda thought, when I joined this forum in October of '05?? )

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crimsonwonder
    Wow cant remember my first dry orgasm, it must have been around 9 or 10?....I remember my first wet dream though at 11...Dreamed I was getting shagged by one of my friends sisters hehehe
    Never had a wet dream, but I did shag one of my friends sisters!!!!!!!! hehehe...

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    My first time was in the shower cleaning it of all things, decided rolling skin back felt nice to did it repeatidly and came (dry ofc no dropped balls then)

    First time i ever properly came it scared the jesus outa me, was used to dry cumming, then one day a spray of white smelly stuff comes spraying out, made me jump :P

    Scared me off for like a couple days before i did it again :P

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    I had my first session when I was 9. My older brother had a magazine and there was one picture I really liked - a girl bending over waiting for me to do her from behind. So I did. Took me bit, but man it felt good. I still think to this day, that was my biggest and best orgasm and that is still my favorite position.

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    Well my first time masturbating was when I was in the 7th or 8th grade, My dad always left his porn tapes and boxes right behind the tv as if he expected us not to go back there and look... This is in the living room by the way not like in his bedroom. Anyways after watching beastwars and sonic early in the morning while everyone had already left for school and work I decided today is the day. I poped in his VHS tape and watched it, it was hardcore porn and such, but I noticed the guy jacked off in this girl mouth and the end of the scene, and I figured well there is no mouth around but I should be able to simulate the "jacking" off part. I gotta tell you guys I felt REAL guilty, so guilty that I turned the porn off and closed my self into a dark cold basement bathroom.I sat on the toilet and I used my saliva because I noticed thats what the guy was doing at times in the video. I lasted prolly 5 mins, I remember a tinglying sensation down my spine after I ejaculated. I turned the light on and I couldnt find the cum so I figured I was to young to prolly cum, when I think back on it I prolly lost somewhere in the bathroom...that nut never to be found again....

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    My first orgasm wasn't semen, believe it or not. I had figured out erections and was rubbing the top of my dick with the palm of my hand. It would cause a kind of fiery tickle that made me stop. Finally to find out what would happen (this is really weird), I opened up my bedroom window, stood in front of it, and kept rubbing my glans. It made me urinate! Yeah, out the bedroom window. I don't know if anyone ever saw me.

    That was the beginning of a very exploratory phase of my youth. I do distinctly remember the pride I got when I would jerk off with two fingers, then three, then four, then actually gripping it. It was like graduating to the next grade.

    BTW, congrats to the OP for discovering his body. Not to make this about religion, but I think the religious viewpoint is not to let masturbation take over your life - the same guideline as any other desire (termed "false idols").

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    I was about 12 and I had just taken a shower. My skin was really dry and my brother who I shared a room with told me to use his lotion. He left the room and I applied lotion to my skin. Finally I got to my cock and I got that sensation that makes you shiver. I kept rubbing and finally there it was. My first masturbation session

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    I was 9 years old. I specifically remember because soon afterwards I counted the months until my 10<sup>th</sup> birthday.

    <o></o>It happened when I was in the bathtub washing off (this is when I was still taking baths). However, our showerhead was one of those detachable ones with the long chord so you could maneuver it around. I took it off the wall to play with, but then I had the brilliant idea to spray my penis with it. From an early age I enjoyed playing with my erect penis, although I had no idea what masturbation was. Prior to this I’d remove the bath-mat from the tub and hump the tub to feel good.

    <o></o>So, with an erection I started spraying my penis with water. The further away I held the showerhead, the harder the water pressure and the better it felt. I alternated angles, too. It was great! Soon I had a fantastic feeling in my crotch and… boom! First orgasm.

    <o></o>From that day on I was the cleanest little boy in the whole neighborhood. Looking back my parents must have known what I was doing in there, but they never said a word, bless their hearts. I remember feeling weird about it for a while and thinking I needed to stop, but that didn’t last for long. LOL

    <o></o>My dad walked in on me doing it once in the bathtub, but thankfully he didn’t say a word; just turned around and left. Looking back I kind of wish he had said something; later, not right at the time. Maybe a word of understanding, letting me know that it was okay, offer to buy me a Fleshlight*... oh well. At the time I'd have probably died from embarrassment anyway!

    <o></o>I continued using the bathtub method for a long while after that. I remember the first time I noticed I could ejaculate because after I had an orgasm I noticed some white sticky stuff around the base of my penis in the water. What a pain in the ass to clean the entire tub with Javax after that!

    <o></o>I didn’t start using my hand until after I read a book about masturbation in the local library. (Yes, I am of the last generation of internet-deprived kids.) However, being only 11 at the time I mis-read the directions. The book said, “Before Billy goes to bed at night, he likes to make a fist over his penis and rub it up and down. This feels pleasurable…” I thought the book meant that you make a fist like you were going to hit somebody, and then you rub the knuckles against the underside of your penis. For a good 2 or so years that’s how I did it! LOL Finally I caught on that it felt better to wrap your fist around your penis! Damn books using improper grammar... grr.

    <o></o>Ah memories…

    * The Fleshlight comment was a joke. It is illegal in most states and provinces to supply obscene material, like sex toys, to minors.
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    I was 18 yrs old when I first masturbated <_< Yes, laugh if you must. I never had the need for it at all. The only orgasmic pleasure I would receive was when I would have a wet dream and I'd wake up right as the orgasm was happening and the semen was coming out. WHen that would happen I would just dry hump the mattress while I was ejaculating because it felt good. But that's as far as I would go, and even then it was accidental.

    I guess I was scared to do it because one of my friends would do it like 2 times a day, and I was worried I might become addicted to it like he was. I didn't want to be a slave to my dick. My other friends found out I hadn't done it yet and kept pressuring me to do it by saying it felt good and it was normal and all that jazz. Seriously, I live such a sheltered life I didn't even know how to masturbate. The stroking thing was beyond me at this point in time(remember, still 18 here lol).

    At some point, my parents went to Cancun for a week and I was really bored. So I hopped on my Mom's computer(Don't want spyware and viruses on my comp lol) and looked up some porn. I wasn't looking at porn, with the intention of masturbating. I would regularly look at it and get hard and secrete pre-cum but would never go any farther than that(because I didn't know how too lol). Finally I was like, "Ok fuck this I'm bored, I got a week to myself, I got porn on right now, let me get some lotion".

    I had to go to jackinworld.com to first figure out how to masturbage(still 18 <_<), so I settled on the standard grip it with your hand and stroke technique. I didn't know how it was gonna be so I completely drenched my dick in lotion for maximum lubage. I mean, I literally just slathered it on until it looked like a Mexican taquito with sour cream all over it. Pressed play on the porn so I could get extra hard, then just started stroking.

    Nothing happened for like 20 secs....I was like dude is this fucking it? It feels exactly as if I would stroke my finger. No pleasure at all, and then all of a sudden BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM my body jerked and a load of semen came flying out and almost hit me in the face. My heart was racing and I was breathing really hard and I was like, "OMG HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!". It was less pleasurable and more surprising. I cleaned up and went downstairs to watch TV. All of a sudden my loins were kinda....aching. Not painful aching, but the kind of aching when you're really really really thirsty and then you get your hands on a drink and you're like.....awwww yea. Little did I know, I was experiencing my first sensation of hornyness(still 18 T_T).

    That was like 20 mins after my first one, and I was back upstairs on my Mom's bed butt naked wacking off again with a paper towel on my chest in case of spillage. Badabing badaboom, I got the pleasure, went downstairs to play video games, but my loins called me back up again and there I was again butt naked wacking off on my Mom's bed. In total, I masturbated 10 times the first day, and 6 times the second day. It was the most INTENSE pleasure I had ever felt in my life. It's like....indescribable pleasure. Now....3 years later, I have been doing it once a day since then. The pleasurable feeling has gone down dramatically......it's a nice little "Oh Yea" but nothing really worth mentioning. It feels much much better while I'm slowly stroking it up and down, edging myself to ejaculation. I really wish I could go back to those intense ejacs like before.

    I literally HAVE to masturbate once a day, otherwise I get 0 pleasure from ejaculation. If I waited like.....a week and then masturbated I'd probably pop in a minute BUT it would feel more like I was holding my piss back and finally releasing it, rather than an orgy of pleasure and sensation. Now I'm kinda forced to do it everyday, otherwise it's a waste of time to save myself up. I get nothing out of waiting. T_T The suction from the FL is sooooo nice though. My hand can't replicate the warm fleshy fluidy suctiony ribby goodness that is my WWQueen.

    Oh also, I still haven't admitted to my friends that I have masturbated. I keep telling them I haven't, even though Ive been doing it regularly for like 3 years straight. <_<
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    My first time was eleven years old and home sick from school. Remember looking through the home shopping catalogue and looking through the ladies underwear section and getting a hard on. Only this time I started to touch myself, something I never did before. Got a bit bolder and started to really go for it. Wasnt long before I had my first orgasm, and I recall being amazed when I squirted a little cum.
    Needless to say that experience was repeated a helluva lot while I was off sick and I dont think that those lingerie models had ever had their work examined that closely before. ;o)

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    Well today Mrs. Jeanette taught us about context clues, so yeah. I'm really good at fishing too, I go with my dad all the time to Chuckie Cheese and I kick his butt at Deep Sea Fishing Adventure (don't be deceived though, he is good). In any case, whenever I catch a real big hunker (usually tuna) I orgasm all this happiness and especially when I win. It feels great.
    So after reading this thread I told my dad that "one day he'll orgasm like me when he wins" (p.s. that won't happen) and he just laughed - he always laughs when I beat him. But this time it was different, he said "think about that when you're older." But that doesn't make sense because when we play it's on medium mode. Although my dad said I'm on my growth spurt and soon enough I'll be able to handle hard mode.
    Anyways, you guys all shared your stories (but mostly perverted jokes about gross stuff) so I did, and I learned something too! Masterbaiting.

    P.S.S. a lot of people here spelled it with a "u"? It's master, not mastur. Duh.

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    I dont think i ever had any dry orgasms when i was young.

    I was also one of those kids who was afraid of masturbating due to sin etc. I eventually got over it and decided to give it a whirl.

    I used to rub myself cuz it felt good when i would, and then when i would notice it kept getting better and better it felt like i had to pee. So I would always stop then later go and take a pee. I never knew that you would actually ejaculate, I was young.

    Later on I started to have wet dreams, and I would remember waking up with my pants full of white sticky stuff not knowing what was going on. I do however remember having good dreams and feeling pleasure in my dreams, must have been the ejaculation.

    So then one time when i was 15 i was alone and getting my rub on. This time however i pushed it a little to far. It started to feel really good and I stopped but before i got my hand away my dick pulsated and started to shoot sticky stuff out again. It was going everywhere, and i caught most of it in my hand, because I was not prepared for making a mess.

    After that its all history. Ive been a happy jacker ever since.

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    I like hearing about first times so lets see some more stories about everyones first time whacking off flicking the bean or losing their virginity! Plz!

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    Grats on findingout how to masterbate, lol its perfectly normal, healthy and feels amazing :P

    my 1st time was when i was 12. I actually had no idea how to masterbate. I acutally never found until like a month later. I knew what porn was tho. I usally just looked at porn and then just walked away i thought getting an erection and watching hot naked women felt good enought :P So one day i was at home and was watching porn and was really horny and i saw an add on a site for a sextoy site. I checked it out and i wanted to buy one, but I was 12... lol so i looked on the internet for "how to make sex toys" found a site called homemadesextoys or something like that, and i made myself this masterbator thing out of a condom. (BTW it feels amazing if any of u guys dont have a FL, like me, try it out. take a condom with lube in it, put it on ur dick grab the end of it with one hand and with the other hand pull on the end of it up and down) Anyways so that was probly one of the best orgasms i have ever had :P I had no idea i could cum either, so that was interesting.

    Anyways thats my story

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    I was 12 when I first masturbated. It was a few days before my confirmation (I'm Catholic). So naturally, I was firmly set to believe that masturbation was a sin right from the get go. Well, it was a Friday night and my parents had gone out for the night, I flipped on HBO and they were showing a softcore porno called "Bare Wench Project".
    My penis became erect and I became curious. A few rubs here and there, and the rest is history. Right then and there I discovered an awesome hobby lol.
    When I was done, I felt the regular guilt of a first masturbation experience, plus the guilt of commiting a "sin" a few days before I went to church.

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    so this proves the fact that had i not started to masterbait the human male genetics would have kicked in and nature finds its way anyway now i dont have to feel as guilty
    i guess we just gotta remember we were animals before we were Christian! :thumbsup:

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    I first masturbated (if you can call it that) when I was 8. I walked in on my brother jacking off to some kind of horse porn and ever since then, all I could do is imagine me fucking a horse. It was a disease. I was horny all the time and I couldnt take it anymore. I finally drove to new york city (I live in Florida, btw), bought some fake cat hair, glued it onto a toaster with some glue stick, and fucked the toaster while making neighing sounds. It was the best orgasm I've had to this day.

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    Very hot stuff if you enjoy reading about a guy's first time whacking off. I'm sure some here would love this thread LOL.

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    I can understand the religious mindset. I must have been 12 or 13 the first time I jacked off. I knew exactly what it was and started a daily masturbation habit that has continued to this day. One day about a year later, however, my mom was cleaning out my room and happened upon quite a few tissues that I had left beside the bed. She had no idea what they were, but my dad did. He was a good man, but we were a VERY religious family. He confronted me with what my mom had found and told me it was a sin and that I wasn't allowed to have my bedroom door shut at night anymore. That was the first time I remember feeling real shame over something sexual. That shame followed me for many many years. So go ahead kids. Touch it. Buy a Fleshlight and WEAR IT OUT. If you're not hurting yourself or others, IT'S OK. And don't let anyone tell you differently.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Revelate Me
    I first masturbated (if you can call it that) when I was 8. I walked in on my brother jacking off to some kind of horse porn and ever since then, all I could do is imagine me fucking a horse. It was a disease. I was horny all the time and I couldnt take it anymore. I finally drove to new york city (I live in Florida, btw), bought some fake cat hair, glued it onto a toaster with some glue stick, and fucked the toaster while making neighing sounds. It was the best orgasm I've had to this day.
    YOU FUCKED A TOASTER? WTF

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    Quote Originally Posted by P3RFECT
    YOU FUCKED A TOASTER? WTF
    Take a look at his other posts. They don't seem very believable.

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    I was 7, it was a Saturday morning, I was in bed, nobody else was awake, and I was watching cartoons. Someone had bought me some kind of knit pajamas that were made of some kind of really really soft fabric and they felt really nice. They weren't like button pajamas, but like a long sleeve T-shirt and matching bottoms. So anyway, I was wearing those and just rolling around in bed because the fabric felt nice against my skin. I was wearing underwear underneath and I wondered what it would be like to feel the fabric against ALL my skin, so I removed the bottoms, took off my underwear, put the bottoms back on, got back in bed and start rolling around again. Sure enough, it felt really nice to not be constrained by those briefs and the fabric felt so good against the skin. I got an erection and that was the first time I associated pleasure with an erection. Before that, I just thought it was so weird that my penis would get long and short whenever it wanted to. I started focusing on how good the fabric felt against my penis so I rolled on my back and just started rubbing the fabric against it back and forth. It felt really good but then, for the first time, it occurred to me to try skin against skin (hand on penis) and so I took the bottoms off, pressed my palm against the bottom of my penis, pressed my penis against my stomach, and moved the skin on the bottom of the penis back and forth. It just kept feeling better and better. I remember wondering if it would ever stop feeling better and better and . . . just how much better could it get. I remember thinking I should stop because I had no idea what might happen. Would I stop breathing? Would I pass out? Would I die? I was actually feeling like I might start to levitate over the bed and swirl around over the bed . . . it kept feeling that good. When I came, I remember by legs shaking and seeing blinding flashes of white light. I, for a split second, really thought I was going to die from it but I didn't give a fuck because it felt that good.

    After I came and collected myself, I was scared as shit because I wasn't sure if I was going to be able to walk because I was all shaky. I was afraid I was going to have to go the the hospital and mean doctors were going to want to know what in the world I did to myself so that I couldn't walk and I would have to tell them that I played with my penis . . . any my parents would be so ashamed and I'd be put into some sort of home for bad kids.

    Once I figure out I could walk, I put all my clothes on and ran outside to play. I went behind the garage and looked at my penis to make sure it wasn't bleeding or anything weird like that. I remember feeling some guilt, but I also remember that the afterglow that I felt from that orgasm must have lasted nearly 24 hours. It was so good.

    I worried that my parents would be able to tell just from talking to me that something was different or that I had done something really weird. I sure felt different. I felt like I had this dark, yet oh so wonderful secret.

    By the next Saturday though, I was at it again. It became my Saturday morning routine. I sure was sad when I outgrew those pajamas. I think I had developed some kind of fetish for them by association.

    It wasn't until 4 years later when a friend said, "hey, you know what feels good . . . " before I knew that anyone else in the world had ever done what I had been doing. I thought I was the only one.

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    I finally drove to new york city (I live in Florida, btw), bought some fake cat hair, glued it onto a toaster with some glue stick, and fucked the toaster while making neighing sounds.
    *LOL*

    Holy shit. That has to be the most hilarious thing I've read this week. Real or not . . . I don't care. It just hit me from nowhere.

    I wonder if it would fit on a bumper sticker.

    If only everyone wouldn't want to know exactly where I found this gem, I would be forwarding this quote to everyone I know.

    *LOL, again*

    Yikes! Wow. Thank you for the laugh and the insane mental image.
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    I don't understand it, ever since I started masturbating, I haven't been able to stop! I can't really go longer then 3 or 4 days without some method of getting off. The exception is if I am sick, tired, depressed that kinda thing.

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    I don't understand it, ever since I started masturbating, I haven't been able to stop! I can't really go longer then 3 or 4 days without some method of getting off. The exception is if I am sick, tired, depressed that kinda thing.
    Isn't it great that one of the very greatest pleasures in the world is free and healthy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by funtime2006
    *LOL*

    Holy shit. That has to be the most hilarious thing I've read this week. Real or not . . . I don't care. It just hit me from nowhere.

    I wonder if it would fit on a bumper sticker.

    If only everyone wouldn't want to know exactly where I found this gem, I would be forwarding this quote to everyone I know.

    *LOL, again*

    Yikes! Wow. Thank you for the laugh and the insane mental image.
    Glad to be of service

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    Really fun to read the experiences of others.

    For me I didn't exactly know what encompassed masturbation when I was about 13. My country's rather closed up especially during that time (About 7 years back) and I had restricted internet access. The boys at school dont talk about sex much either.

    Basically whenever I got horny I would lock myself in a room and just stroke my dick shaft up and down and rub that little sensitive spot under my dickhead. Kinda like very minimal foreplay. If I stroked it long enough I would get flushed and precum would come out but back then I mistook it for cum.

    Then one day I just got way way way horny when a girl friend of mine exposed her bra and breasts coz she was wearing really loose clothing. And when she bent over I could see her nipples. I rushed up to my room and started stroking again but in an instinct I felt I needed more than that; and grabbed my dick and started going up and down. The sensation was unbelieveable and I came in about 3 seconds (no kidding; the moment I started pumping about 5 times up and down I came so hard)!

    Sad to say after that I didnt look at girls in my school the same way I did before. I was always looking at the shape of their lovely breasts; the outline of their bra; their legs; their curves, and couldnt wait to get back home just to jerk off. At the start it was quite bad as I couldnt concentrate at all in school but thankfully as of now my jerking off is under control.

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    Well, I have always been a horny little guy. My sister has some crazy stories of babysitting me for my parents and finding me playing with myself behind furniture. I'm not bashful, but my parents can make me turn beat red if they pull out the stories of my fun bath times. So I have technically always been masturbating, even before I can remember. The first time that I actually do remember stroking myself to orgasm was with an older friend. I forget what we were watching, but my mom and his mom were downstairs in the kitchen, and he was under a blanket and just started masturbating, I didn't know what he was doing until he told me to grab a blanket and instructed me on what to do. I was 11 at the time, and didn't shoot any cum. Can't remember the first time I did actually, which is disappointing to me. I got into trouble one time for using dad's credit card to use it for "age verification" (haha, or just a smart kid with dady's plastic) to get a 3-day free subscription to a sex site. Well, when you are that young, you don't realize that after the 3 days, you gotta cancel or you will be billed for it. Loads of trouble for that one....

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    Quote Originally Posted by darksolstice88
    Really fun to read the experiences of others.
    Hey, are you circumcised?

    Nice stories, by the way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LuvinFL
    I can understand the religious mindset. I must have been 12 or 13 the first time I jacked off. I knew exactly what it was and started a daily masturbation habit that has continued to this day. One day about a year later, however, my mom was cleaning out my room and happened upon quite a few tissues that I had left beside the bed. She had no idea what they were, but my dad did.
    its very interesting that even though shes married to a man there are still some stuff that she doesnt know because shes a woman but to us men are as obvious as black and white

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    Quote Originally Posted by Javros
    Hey, are you circumcised?

    Nice stories, by the way.
    Nope. Quite surprised by the sudden question though :s:

    And yep really interesting this thread! Please; more people share!

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    My first time masturbating I guess was probably around age 11. It's weird b/c I used to never do the "stroke method". See, my parents used to have one of those long back massagers with the big flat heads that would vibrate. I used to use it when my back or legs would hurt from playing sports and whatnot. So, one day while no one was home I got it out and started to use it like normal.

    I'd always had a fascination with things sexual and decided I'd see what the vibrations felt like on my dick. Well, after about five minutes of finding the right angle, vibration, and pressure and BOOM! My first O. I think it worked so well because I'm cut and that spot right under my head is VERY sensitive when I'm horny. I also thought it was so cool because I almost believed that I might be one of the only people in the world who could do that. Well, eventually I learned that I wasn't the only one who did that and learned that I didn't need the vibrations to make me cum. Good ol' stroke method. Of course, now that I have a FL, the stroke method has kinda gone the way of the massager. HA! Gotta love technology.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Voodoobluez
    My first time masturbating I guess was probably around age 11. It's weird b/c I used to never do the "stroke method". See, my parents used to have one of those long back massagers with the big flat heads that would vibrate. I used to use it when my back or legs would hurt from playing sports and whatnot. So, one day while no one was home I got it out and started to use it like normal.

    I'd always had a fascination with things sexual and decided I'd see what the vibrations felt like on my dick. Well, after about five minutes of finding the right angle, vibration, and pressure and BOOM! My first O. I think it worked so well because I'm cut and that spot right under my head is VERY sensitive when I'm horny. I also thought it was so cool because I almost believed that I might be one of the only people in the world who could do that. Well, eventually I learned that I wasn't the only one who did that and learned that I didn't need the vibrations to make me cum. Good ol' stroke method. Of course, now that I have a FL, the stroke method has kinda gone the way of the massager. HA! Gotta love technology.
    I "found" a box of my parents sex toys when I was about that age... There was a vibrator in the mix and I did the same thing... Would put it under that same spot on my dick you talked about... About 5 minutes later I would orgasam. I was 11 or so and they were dry... I still think about it today when my wife uses her vibrator with us. Good, actually really good memories...

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    hmmm I don't really remember my first time lol I know I was very young, say around 10 and I remember that I didn't have cum yet lol What I do remember is that I was sitting in the back of the school bus and whenever the bus hit bumbs in the road, it sent a vibration to my groin that made me get hard. when I got dropped off at home, I put my book bag in front of me until I got inside and to the bathroom. Nothing I could think of would make it go down. I heard of masterbation from sex ed. so I thought "what the hell, I'll try it. I'll do anything to get it to go back down". So, I started and was done in like a minute and left me in such bliss that I wanted to do it again and again. At my peak years I could have multiples of orgasams that I would literally count almost to 20 times in one session of an hour. Nuts huh? Now it is like I will last nearly 2 hours before my first one and then am done. Hopefully when I get my fleshlight, it will bring me back to my glory years of having multiples.
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    I was 15 the first time I did it. I knew how to do it, I just never did. One day I was in the shower and the water kept hitting my dick which felt nice, so I used my hand. It was a pretty intense feeling since I never felt it before. I don't really masturbate often but I bought a FL anyway because I've grown to hate my hand and wanted something better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeathMetal View Post
    I was 15 the first time I did it. I knew how to do it, I just never did. One day I was in the shower and the water kept hitting my dick which felt nice, so I used my hand. It was a pretty intense feeling since I never felt it before. I don't really masturbate often but I bought a FL anyway because I've grown to hate my hand and wanted something better.
    Here here, THE FL is something much better then the hand (for jacking off).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bolt_Head View Post
    Here here, THE FL is something much better then the hand (for jacking off).
    Yea, I made sure of that by researching before I bought one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jeffreyy View Post
    i started in the age of 9 and this is my first week with Fleshlight it's good so far i hope i discovered it a little earlier
    9? Seriously? I was too busy watching Power Rangers to even think about masturbating.

 

 

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