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    Default Have you ever been caught masterbaiting?

    Well have you? I included a poll just for fun! Me personally, yes I have been caught about 3-4 times, every time it was embarassing and akward. I can say I've never been caught during orgasm though, LOL. Maybe you caught some one else masterbaiting?
    Share your stories please.

    Plz note I said "masterbaiting" instead of jacking off since jacking off implies male masterbaition but I know several females post here too =).
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    I was caught a few times. My sister came into my room during "bed time" and I had my pj's around my ankles....

    The other time I can remember is in college, freshman year, I thought my roomie was going to be in class for a little while. So I was just edging looking at some porn, my desk is right next to the door. Well, as I'm trying to let my orgasm pass, I hear my roomie put his key into the door, so I try and tell him to hang on a minute as I stand up to block him from opening the door and all of a sudden I start cumming all over the floor. Luckily I had a towel handy, and cleaned up rather quickly, let him in and excused myself to the bathroom to regroup. I guess the excitement of being caught threw me over the edge? - Very awkward moments there!

    I have been "caught" a few times since then by my GF, but those were all on purpose, and achieved the desired goal in most cases!

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    Many times....will try and make time to post something tomorrow.

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    I've had several split second, lightning fast close calls. Never been caught in the act itself though. Except this one time, when my dog walked into the room with a chew toy and then sat down on the floor and stared at me. I guess that counts.

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    My mom and less-liked sister each saw me sitting at my comp in my room with my BONE out. One could have seen jizz but I don't remember which. Both events would have been averted if they had respected the custom that just because you knock on a door and someone says "yes?" doesn't mean you can come in.

    My better-liked sister has seen me with my hand down my pants I'm pretty sure, back in the post-college days where I didn't have a bedroom and wore earplugs all the time and couldn't hear people opening their doors.

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    Talking Once (maybe)...

    Bolt_Head - So the question is Have you ever been caught masterbaiting?

    My answer is YES. I was cought Master Baiting during a Bass Master Tournament...(kidding)...ROFL...

    Seriously, if the question REALLY IS Have you ever been caught masturbating? (note spelling) then the answer is NO.

    Keep Asking Them Questions...

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    Once, yes, I was, but I wasn't seen...just heard, and I thought I was being quiet..

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    I've never been caught.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fleshlight Master View Post
    Bolt_Head - So the question is Have you ever been caught masterbaiting?

    My answer is YES. I was cought Master Baiting during a Bass Master Tournament...(kidding)...ROFL...

    Seriously, if the question REALLY IS Have you ever been caught masturbating? (note spelling) then the answer is NO.

    Keep Asking Them Questions...
    LOL yeah, I work on a ship as a masterbaiter with plenty of seamen to help =).

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    The -baiting typo made me imagine jacking off in your room TRYING to make someone walk in on you.

    A joke based on that would've been hilarious potentially. I couldn't come up with one.

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    Had to vote no, but I do remember at age 15 when my "stash" of masturbation materials was discovered by my mother. lol. And for those of you that take the internet for granted, there once was a time when porn came in paper form.

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    Several years ago, I had about 10 porn mags laying on the floor of my living room, each open to a favorite picture, and I had my pants down around my ankles and I was spanking it hard when all of a sudden I heard the door opening - it was my wife and friends of hers from work. I quickly yanked my pants up and stashed the mags under the couch and just then a woman who worked with my wife walked in the living room saying "Hello." I don't thnk she saw anything, but it was damn close!

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    Talking Master Baiting ...The FINAL Word (maybe) ...

    Quote Originally Posted by Bolt_Head View Post
    LOL yeah, I work on a ship as a masterbaiter with plenty of seamen to help =).
    Quote Originally Posted by Tiamat View Post
    The -baiting typo made me imagine jacking off in your room TRYING to make someone walk in on you. A joke based on that would've been hilarious potentially. I couldn't come up with one.
    Ok...EVERYONE...to help put this whole Master Baiting discussion to bed (maybe) here are my final thoughts...

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    3. Finally a Joke:

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    what do you catch fish with?
    fish bait

    bird?
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    Ok...Now Back To Posting...
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    Does this count?

    My wife goes through phases where she will be accepting and then not. Being a man I need release once in a while. I was actually a bit ashamed at first, but one night I was hard and she wasnt interested, so I pulled the covers off and started stroking it there right next to her. Kept going until close to the end, then got out of bed to finish off. She didnt say a word the whole time.

    Now things are a little different. When Im ready and she isn't, she is usually willing to help give a few strokes.

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    yes, a couple of times, but its usually I get everything put away on time lol, hasn't happened in awhile though

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    Yup been caught before. But not with the Fleshlight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiamat View Post
    My mom and less-liked sister each saw me sitting at my comp in my room with my BONE out. One could have seen jizz but I don't remember which. Both events would have been averted if they had respected the custom that just because you knock on a door and someone says "yes?" doesn't mean you can come in.

    My better-liked sister has seen me with my hand down my pants I'm pretty sure, back in the post-college days where I didn't have a bedroom and wore earplugs all the time and couldn't hear people opening their doors.
    I would've walked in too if someone said "yes?". I go with "wait, I'm changing" or something along those lines. What was their reaction when they saw you?

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    Never. But all the signs were there when I almost got caught (which happened alot), such as scrambling in my chair, and making tons of noise before the door opened.

    One time when I was 15, my mother actually came in my room to tell me that she would be home at 5pm because she knew what I was doing, I was so embarrassed..yet relieved.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Funky Flesh View Post
    I would've walked in too if someone said "yes?". I go with "wait, I'm changing" or something along those lines. What was their reaction when they saw you?
    You shouldn't have walked in if you lived with us. If you wanted to come in and not just talk through the door, the follow-up question was "Can I come in?" The person inside the room shouldn't be obligated to explain WHY or THAT you can't come in, just because you came and knocked on the door.

    Maybe that's a strange custom, but most typically someone would want to talk to Mom, who'd be in bed, not about to open the door for you, and also not interested in having you enter (for whatever reason). The burden would be on you to say first why you want to come in.

    Their reaction was to leave immediately, closing the door, my mom after dropping the $5 she was going to give me. My sister apologized for it later in the evening (and not particularly privately), which makes me think perhaps she was too young to really get the significance of it. She was probably 12 (me, 15).

    In the days when the other sister was likely to observe me with my hand down my pants (AND UP TO NO GOOD) she was like 17 to my 22. She just ignored me. I didn't really have any shame in front of her. She'd let me watch Cinemax in the same room as long as I muted it.

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    Ah, it doesn't sound as awkward as I thought it'd be. You're right though, the follow up question should always be "Can I come in?"

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    As said above many times, though with very different responses from me. When younger simply due to my life to that point, I masterbated at least once per day habitually as I guess my mind or body had been trained to expect it I guess, so if I didn't I felt VERY out of sorts (anxious, irritable and so on). However oddly, my orgasms never, and I do mean never gave me pleasure....They felt good as you'd expect, yet I always ended up with a more an instant feeling of "thank gawd it's over and I got it done"....Oddly as well I ALWAYS had to have something within me. Didn't matter if it was in my cunnie or bottom, yet something had to be being pushed into me while I tried to hurridly rub my clit to get it done.

    On the majority of those occassions when caught, living out in the open ended up meaning I'd simply squat down beside a tree, or in some doorway in an alley, really anywhere I could try and hide from prying eyes and do what I had to do. So during that time was caught a lot with varied reactions.....Some if decent people would simply bark at me or say something cruel wuth the intention of getting me to stop. Sadly I was so detached from normal society at that point, I'd either curse at them or say nothing and simply continue. The less decent ranged from simply being watched, to cat calls, to those who took it as a sign they should do what it inspired them to do no matter my protests........Yet in retrospect I fault no one but me, as seeing some gal squatting down jamming her fingers into her cooch while muttering angry vile curses gets her whatever she gets. *shrugs*

    When a bit older and still under this curse if you will though now in more control of my life, the house I had I insured had no door locks or even ways of blocking them shut so if a gal was in trouble with a customer you could get in easily. It was during that time I experienced a change in my reactions....Most of the gals all too willing to help another in need, yet for me "sex and pleasure" was not the point. So at first angry screeches of "get the fuck out" eventually turned into irritated "what do you want"s, to simply continuing and waving them off, to eventually letting them help if they wanted though rather coldly on my part.

    So that brings us to the last 13 years....Here (with my husband) open masterbation be it from men or women has always been welcome. Now at first when I'd get the urge I'd go sneak off. Yet there came a day when I guess I was bent about so many people here all the time, that I guess my little attitude made me say to myself "screw em, it's my home if they don't like it they can leave" so while sittin at the pool just went at it....

    Same angry urgency, popped one off and opened my eyes to find absolutly everyone watching, half doing themselves the other half another. To my "great" upset many even clapped after as though I'd finally joined the club......Yet it was a huge point for me as very quickly over subsequent weeks pushing the point (I guess thinking they'd get bored and irritated with me so leave me alone) I found myself not being so angry toward myself when doing so, yet more so almost looking forward to it as it was always very well received.

    Now that sounds like nothing...BUT...It changed how I did it. No longer angry and rushed, yet taking my time, making it sensual, and as I did so suddenly beginning to find great pleasure in it. Took 30 some odd years, yet I very clearly remember the day (alone) I masterbated not because I had to, yet because I wanted the good feeling.

    Since then the times I'm caught (when trying to be alone)....My reactions have ranged from becomming more excited being caught/watched, often fixing my gaze on the person as I do my thing the more excited they become the better it is for me. To if in the mood quite simply spreading my thighs and removing my hands or toys clearly inviting them to join me for sex instead of materbating though during those times I insist it for me.

    I still can't break the what I guess is a habit now, masterbating at least once a day....Yet now at least it is for pleasure, my pleasure.....and getting caught often just adding to it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JonniCumLate View Post


    Help control the pet population......Masterbate.....

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    That pic brings back good memories of me and my sister (the good one) surfing the web for humorous adult pics.

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    never... but have had a couple close calls... but did get caught with a porno mag... fell asleep reading a couple stories in it..face in the book and mom came in for 1 reason or another and found me asleep with it..

    i miss that one too...

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    Were you a minor, maybe now you can ask your mom if you can have that one back? Would you be able to describe it?

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    Currently as I write this post, the poll is locked in a 50% tie with 42 votes, between 21 for yes and 21 no!

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    Pretty split poll right here. I expected "No" would be the dominant answer.

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    heheh I broke the tie :P. getting caught masturbating with my hand would have been great compared to how I got caught. Ever hear of the trick where you place a lotioned up baggy between your two mattresses? yeah....... dad caught me fuckin my bed, literally. least I can laugh about it now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Budskee420 View Post
    heheh I broke the tie :P. getting caught masturbating with my hand would have been great compared to how I got caught. Ever hear of the trick where you place a lotioned up baggy between your two mattresses? yeah....... dad caught me fuckin my bed, literally. least I can laugh about it now.
    LOL that had to be embarassing! I'm sure you use a FleshLight now instead of a baggy right?

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    I saw this thread and had to respond.

    Yeah I was caught once at age 16. I was a typical horny kid with raging teen hormones. Late one night I desperately needed to ejaculate and couldn't jerk off in bed because I shared the room with my brother. Someone was in the bathroom showering so I went down to the kitchen, grabbed a couple of paper towels, stripped naked, got on the floor and leaned back against the wall. I figured no one would come down here and if they did, my "masturbation ears" would hear them on the steps leading down to the living room.

    I was happily stroking away for only a couple of minutes when I heard a bare foot rubbing on the rug in the dining room and the creaking of a floor board, right next to the kitchen. I knew it was my mother because she liked to sneak around and see what people were doing. All I could do was freeze, and a second later she popped her head into the doorway to see me on the floor with my legs spread out and a huge erection in my hand. Busted!!

    In my whole life I never felt so mortified. My mom asked, "What are you doing on the floor with no clothes on?" As if she had no idea. I couldn't say anything and almost threw up right there. Furtunately she just left the kitchen and sat down in the living room. I put my underwear on and sat down across from her, trying to make up some lame excuse for what she just witnessed. After a minute she just went upstairs and I got into bed. I couldn't finish what I started that night, and my mom and I never mentioned the event again.

    Some years later after the trauma has had time to wear off a little, I often wonder if seeing me that way got her all horned up and my dad got a little extra "something" that evening.

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    Yes, I've been caught MASTURBATING more times than I can even remember. I started masturbating at a young age(or at least I think it's young). I was about 8 or 9 when one of my brother's friends at the time "molested" me. I don't know if that term totally applies because to me, molestation implies that it is completely unwanted, like rape. it wasn't totally unwanted, but I was taken advantage of by someone older. I didn't know any better. He woke me up in the middle of the night and was like "hey, you wanna see something cool?" Then he proceeded to show me things that made my penis feel good. Being an 8 or 9 year old uncorrupted by the school system and parents, I had no reason to believe that any of this was considered "wrong" by society. So I never even tried to hide my masturbation until my mom tried to tell me it was bad, and only sick people do it, blah blah... That really fucked with my head for a while. Here I am, this young kid, I'd just discovered something that feels REALLY good. And my entire life, I thought "if it makes you feel good, it's good." Then all of a sudden someone comes along and tells me something that feels good is bad, and doing it makes me bad. It made me think there was something wrong with me. It felt so good, I couldn't stop doing it no matter how hard I tried. That really fucked with my head. I'm fine now, but god damnit, you don't tell your kids something like that...

    One particular time, though, I was home sick from school, and my mom always had this retarded rule that if I was too sick to go to school, I was too sick to play videogames or go on the computer... Too sick for fun... bah! Anyway, I convinced her to let me on the computer to do some kind of homework(which wasn't a complete lie. I actually had homework that required research). After I was done with this research, I started looking at porn. I was a horny 17 year old, what do you expect? Right after I'd finished masturbating and put it away, my mom opened up the computer room door and started yelling at me, "HEY! I SAW THAT! I KNOW WHAT YOU WERE DOING! NOW GET OFF OF THAT COMPUTER!!" I was so damn embarrassed. About 20 minutes later she called me into the livingroom to talk to me. I don't remember what all she said, but I do remember being asked if I needed someone to talk to. I'm like "Ummmmm... No, Mom, I don't need anybody to talk to." Why would I need someone to talk to after looking at porn?? And if I needed to talk to someone, why the hell would it be the person who just watched me jerk off and then yelled at me for it? Maybe she thought since I never got a sex talk from her or my dad, I would ask her what they were doing or something. I don't fuckin know...

    One thing I do know though, if I ever have kids and catch any of them masturbating, I'm going to either A: pretend that I never saw it, or B: tell them that it's perfectly normal and healthy, but they should try to keep their masturbation private. The way I see it, no matter how old you are, you're much better off masturbating than going out and fucking. And no matter what you do, there will be SOME kind of sexual desire. There's nothing you can do to stop that, so take care of it safely.
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    only thread i have ever been creeped out by on this site...but yes ive been caught.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Funky Flesh View Post
    I've had several split second, lightning fast close calls. Never been caught in the act itself though. Except this one time, when my dog walked into the room with a chew toy and then sat down on the floor and stared at me. I guess that counts.
    haha busted! ^^

    no i haven't been caught, but was close two times, one of them i had just turned on some porn, and was on my way to the bathroom to warm up the FL when the doorbell rings. i rushed into my room and pushed the "quick restart button" on my comp and hid the FL in my laundry bag.

    the 2 time my mom said she would be home at 7, now the time was 3 so i had lots of time. i was in the middle of the session with my FL when i hear a key being put into the door. "quick restart button" again and i was able to get some pants on before she could see me ^^


    i would feel really really embarrassed if i would ever be caught.

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    Just my brother...we walked in on each other all the time since we shared a room..no big deal.

    My funny story I have told on here before so sorry if it is repeat for you is about me walking in on another dude at work.

    We keep the bathroom locked but all have keys. In the men's room there is a toilet sitting out really in the open and urinal on the wall. There is also a deadbolt that says, "occupied". We usually don't put the dead bolt on if we are just pissing, as one guy can piss in the toilet and another one in the urinal. You know if the deadbolt is on somebody is mostly likely taking a shit.
    One day I put the key in and opened the door. The deadbolt was NOT on. I see the air conditioner repair guy (Honeywell..lol) on the toiiet, pants and boxers to the floor furiously stroking his dick. He cannot do anything to hid it because he had already begun to shoot. Cum was flying everywhere.
    If somebody was just taking a shit I would have said, "Excuse me"and shut the door but this caused me to do the "deer in the headlignts" kind of thing; I was stunned and could not get out the door. His face was very red and he was about to cry, I think.
    I said, "That's cool; looks like you needed that."
    I have seen him in our office a few other times and his face turns red and he runs the other way. If ever close enough I would tell him not to worry. I did not tell any of the girls.

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    No but i have been caught with my mags lol imagine how embarassing it would be to get caught using a fleshlight

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    Wow Kelly, that's quite the story. You should go HBO's Real Sex to do a segment on you.

    Yes.

    - Had my mom find my mag stash as a kid at her house.
    - Had my dad find my mag stash as a kid at his house.
    - Had my mom walk in on my masturbating once, don't think she realized it as she asked for "some socks to warm her feet"
    - Had my mom walk in my room after a night of sex with a girl I just met when I had a party at my house. Condoms on the floor, no sheets on bed. Just two naked people.
    - Had my dad walk in on me fucking my girlfriend REALLY hard once, that was weird.
    - Had my roommate walk in on me masturbating. Had my roommate walk in on me fucking my girlfriends.

    In the words of the Barenaked Ladies: It's all been done.

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    You know, when I saw that this thread was dead for 4 months and decided to post yesterday, I never thought it would rekindle so much interest. Quite a popular topic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LadyIceMan View Post
    You know, when I saw that this thread was dead for 4 months and decided to post yesterday, I never thought it would rekindle so much interest. Quite a popular topic.
    Good call my friend, karma for you!

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    I don't think I ever got caught, and that's remarkable in my mind considering some of the strange places I did it and how often I did it. My younger brother, however, sucked at not being caught. I walked in on him so many times, and so did my parents. I once talked to him about it and he was totally surprised that I "did it" too, and I said, "yeah, you're surprised. I'm good at it. I don't get caught. Are you just deaf, or what?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ethanjames View Post
    If ever close enough I would tell him not to worry. I did not tell any of the girls.
    but i guess all the guys knew it?

    Quote Originally Posted by LadyIceMan View Post
    You know, when I saw that this thread was dead for 4 months and decided to post yesterday, I never thought it would rekindle so much interest. Quite a popular topic.
    what? this thread have been here for 4 months? O_o

    Quote Originally Posted by funtime2006 View Post
    I don't think I ever got caught, and that's remarkable in my mind considering some of the strange places I did it and how often I did it. My younger brother, however, sucked at not being caught. I walked in on him so many times, and so did my parents. I once talked to him about it and he was totally surprised that I "did it" too, and I said, "yeah, you're surprised. I'm good at it. I don't get caught. Are you just deaf, or what?"
    hahahahaha that was a good one!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Budskee420 View Post
    heheh I broke the tie :P. getting caught masturbating with my hand would have been great compared to how I got caught. Ever hear of the trick where you place a lotioned up baggy between your two mattresses? yeah....... dad caught me fuckin my bed, literally. least I can laugh about it now.
    Jesus Christ that must have been awful. I mean getting caught by your dad while you boned a greased-up baggy.

    I have done that with a plastic bag between the mattresses and it was The BOMB! Cleanup is easy, you just throw the bag away. But don't forgot to wash it out first if you live with others. Someone might toss something accidentally and end up picking through the trash. Hey, what's that smell?

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    Somehow I have never been caught even though I masturbate about 5 times a week. I'm still not sure if my wife knows what I'm doing in my office each night, but at least she's never walked in on me.

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    Did have my sister-in-law walk in on me and my wife after screwing my wife. I was still in bed with nothing on when she walked in and saw me in bed naked. She just stood there looking at my hard dick till my wife got her out of there. I knew she was horney as hell the way she was looking at it. She also didn't wont to leave. My wife had to drage her sisters ass out of the bed room . Maybe too the boze she drank earlyer might of had something to do with it too , but i will have to say she sure must of like what she seen , because she was putting up a fright with my wife trying to drage her ass out of the bed room. Hell I should of got the two of tham drunk and banged the both of tham .

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    I had my one younger sister walk in on me and my wife (girle friend at the time) screwing in my sisters bed. She came in to tell me and my wife that my mother,grandmother and my youngest sister were in the living room next to the bed room and that we might wont to keep it down a little bit. Yea my sister saw my bare ass and me fucking the living shit out of my wife being we didn't have any blankets covering use. But like any horney sob I just keep apumping away. Screwd my wife twice with tham all in the next room . It was one of the best fucks I had.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MAUSER View Post
    Yea my sister saw my bare ass and me fucking the living shit out of my wife being we didn't have any blankets covering use. But like any horney sob I just keep apumping away. Screwd my wife twice with tham all in the next room . It was one of the best fucks I had.
    Don't you guys believe in closing doors?

    Great stories but a little off topic. This thread is about getting caught masturbating.

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    Once by an older sister she just closed the door quickly after she realized what was happening.

    When I was young we (2 cousins & me) used to have jack-off parties (no funny business) we had a semi-private place where we would ride our bikes and go behind a old house foundation where each would space ourselves out and do our own thing. For some reason after we all finished we would compare each others amount of cum... when they saw mine they always said wow... because I always won... but I don't think that would count as being caught... we were just kids being kids.

    Later in life when we would see one another we would always joke about never finding a pussy as tight as the hand. lol

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    well.. i wouldnt call it masturbation.. but here's a story.

    myself and my girlfriend were in the mood (she's still a virgin, so obviously we arent gonna do it).
    anyways, i ended up getting her jeans and undies off and i had started fingering and massaging her clit and what not.. and right while she's having an orgasm (im assuming she was cause she grabbed me really tight and arched her back) my uncle walks past my room and goes into the shower.
    lol.. he never said anything.. this was like 2 weeks ago.. and now im like.. at univeristy

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    Quote Originally Posted by 00hybrid00 View Post
    well.. i wouldnt call it masturbation.. but here's a story.

    myself and my girlfriend were in the mood (she's still a virgin, so obviously we arent gonna do it).
    anyways, i ended up getting her jeans and undies off and i had started fingering and massaging her clit and what not.. and right while she's having an orgasm (im assuming she was cause she grabbed me really tight and arched her back) my uncle walks past my room and goes into the shower.
    lol.. he never said anything.. this was like 2 weeks ago.. and now im like.. at univeristy
    Priceless! The mid-"O" catch is the worst/best!

 

 

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