hmmm...maybe I'll broaden my horizons and go jerk off outside tonight.
From what I'm told, a lot of women masturbate while they're driving. I have two female (non-sexual) friends who have admitted to it, especially on long drives. Lucky Jills!
I wasn't jerking off , but me and my oldest sister one time were looking at some of my dad's playboy's in the living room when my dad's oldest sister ( Our Aunt ) came in and saw us looking at tham. She took tham off of us and told us we shouldn't be looking at tham because they were dirty . I looked at my Aunt and told her , well then wash tham so we can look at tham . She told my dad when he got home from work , my dad got a good one out of it when she told him what I said about washing tham .
In the restroom urnal across from my office.
When I was in High School there was a half hour walk home every day. There was this old canal now filled in that snakes through near my house and my school, it was really convenient to just walk through it, since it skipped the maze of highways and roads my route would have been.
Anyway one day I was walking down it and bored as hell, even though it's hardly private (elevated in the middle between a whole bunch of houses) I decided to just stick my hand down my pants. It was great but just before I came I walked past what I thought was an empty tractor, turns out it wasn't and the guy saw everything, was still worth it though.
i jerked off in one of my college classes while a hot girl was giving a presentation. I did it in grade school bathroom, same with HS bathroom and college. I did it on a ride in disney that was pitch dark. Ive done it while driving, ive done it sitting in the car next to my sister with a pillow ontop of my junk. ive done it under a blanket in my family room with my whole family in the room. Ive done it at a neighbors house under a blanket while sitting next to my friends mom. i once did it on my driveway while cars passed, there was a pine tree kinda hiding me. I sometime used to ride my bike with my penis hanging out with my shirt over it on a bike path passing hot milfs. I guess im an exhibitionist. thats all i can think of now im sure theres more
At work, masturbating and also getting paid, now thats fun.
At work in the bathroom, In a tree(stand) while deer hunting, In my car in a very crowded parking lot.
In the back of my FedEx truck....
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I possibly have the most risky/deselate and/or outright wrong places. Here are just a few of my most noteworthy; Jefferson Memorial D.C., other monuments, the Pentagon pool's pump room, standing up in the middle of a corn field, in a hot-air-balloon by myself, and underneath the floor boards of a neighbors bathroom where a daughter I had the hots for lived... with a small spy optics camera and screen through a tiny drilled hole. Ok maybe not the last one (April Fools), but the other ones, yes, believe or not.
I was at my mom's friend's house for a New Years eve party when I was 18. The lady is a busty redhead who is in her mid 40's and single. I always hear them talking about getting her some action since she is the only one not married. Anyways I have always had a crush on her since I was small since I have red hair aswell and she is pretty good looking. I went up to her room while everyone was in the basement to see what I could find. I was looking for some sex toys to see if maybe she was into any. After a couple minutes of looking around, I found 3 dildos and a pair of handcuffs. I took them out to see them and right as I did that I heard someone head upstairs. I jetted into the closet right as she walked in. The drawer was left open and she saw it immediatly and took out the handcuffs and put them on her desk as she put on some lipstick. She looked so good I started whacking it in the closet. I guess I was loud and she headed over and open the door and caught me. So there i was penis in hand having her looking at me. She told me to sit on the bed. She cuffed me to the bed post acting pissed. She then left the room and i heard her go downstairs. I thought she was gonna tell people and embaress me. She came back up and walked in came over to me and pulled down my pants and started giving me a blowjob......long story short we had amazing sex while i was cuffed to the bed. Crazy story, she never told anyone and neither did I (except you guys/gals). It was sooo crazy and I still cant believe it to this day.
Standing on a 50-foot high peaked roof with chick by swimming pool below.
On bus wearing lubricated industrial rubber glove, through pants.
In somebody's living room while they went to fetch money to pay a bill to a girl's picture in a frame.
Sitting in car outside Chinese Restaurant looking at register girl.
While renovating a store, newspapers covered window. Ripped small holes and got good look at passersby.
Looking at twin papergirls through curtain as they delivered paper 2 feet away.
In an Ice Cream truck to gal sitting in chair.
At in-laws place, looking through window while pair of religious chicks were trying to convert in-law.
In friends house as he napped on a work break, to a picture of his sister. She's still
fuckable after 25 years, though her voice is not at all charming any more.
Graveyard shift, in bathroom, to pictures of gals kept in frames on peoples' desks.
Can't recall others. Statute of Limitations have run out by 20 to 30 years. HAHAHA.
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While driving an 18-wheeler across Texas and later in Ohio. I was goin' 70 in TX and 55 in OH. I achieved a most shuddering shangri-la on both occasions...
well my places are not too odd, but here are a few... none in detail...
In a car in the pits of a race track with people walking past all the time... in the same bed as a parent when i was younger, they didnt know, and i wasnt thinking of them (dont comment to that)... in a classroom full of people, im amazed i didnt get caught by anyone, but i wont be doing that again... one time in a porta-poty, i dont reccomend that one to anyone for a few reasons, porta-poties shake easy, and the smell like shit... well there are the ones i can remember off top of my head... o, and also at a week long summer bible camp =)
Both in a lay-down and a stand-up tanning bed... at a tanning salon...
... one where the walls are "temporary type... they don't go to the main ceiling... just a couple feet above head height...
wow .. original poster.. I too masturbated in a grey hound bus.. those must be some dirty restrooms
must put a camera in those restrooms
catch people playing with their wang doodles
I was at a hotel/water park and jerked off in the hot tub,I was alone in it but people were walking by.
Are you guys being serious???? WTF!!! Maybe I should get out more? HAHAHA
On my jet ski on the Delaware Bay... a number of times!
In my friend's basement while he was upstairs doing something. It was awesome.
In an airplane. For real. It was on my flight from Chicago to Florida.
LMAO. Not quite the mile high club.
How could you relax on an airplane to do that?
Ugh, I hate public bathrooms to begin with, especially plane ones now. Now I not only have the fear of getting blue shit all over me in them, but now I have to fear spunk falling from the ceiling or somethin....
In my car alone driving on a 13 hour road trip.
at my desk at the office on a lonely weekend
once in a dressing room at a clothing store... long time ago... one where the top was open to the store ceiling...
My Unusual Places:
Driver's Ed Class
Backseat while parent was driving
Outside a few times
On a teachers chair after school while she left the class. lol
Also to add to my list, at a friends house in his families bathroom, in a girls room (shes my age, its my dads wifes sisters daughter, so no relation), at my grandmas house, this one dudes motor home my family borrrowed for the weekend (almost died of carbonmonoxide poisoning in that thing), and at the neighbors house one time... more when i can think of them lol
The hall way one time when my sister-in-law stayed over the one night , she had on a teddy and her titts were out of it when she was sleeping in the bedroom next to my wife's and mine at the time . Couldn't help myself after seeing her titts both out after having to go take a pee , so I just was looking at her and her titts jacking my dick off .
When I was around 15, my parents and I were invited to join a friend on his yacht. My cousin was dating him, so he invited us, along with my cousin's daughter and her friend along for the weekend.
My cousin's daughter (my 2nd cousin, around my age)
and her friend paraded around that weekend in their hot little bikinis. They both had pretty nice bodies and the eye candy was sweet.
Her friend left her panties in the hallway one night and I remember taking them into the can and smelling them. I stroked myself with them until I came (which was pretty quick!) I had to be pretty careful not to spill on them though. That would have really impressed her, lol. Thinking back on it, I was quite a little perv. hehe.
In Geography class in High School...sitting right next to this hot chick Mandy...not sure how I got away with it...but I rubbed one out
Alright, got two new ones... on the roof in the middle of the day while rain is drizzling. I had to clean the gutters out anyway. So I just went up there in my birthday suit with gloves, FL, lube, lighter, and rolling tobacco.
...And in my Kayak while out fishing in my creek and neighboring river. Didn't catch anything though.
Only one problem now. Since I've done it, I'm going to have to think of another new place. Maybe an opportunity will present itself.
I'm not that adventurous when it comes to whackin' it, so the oddest place for me would be the woods. Have about 300 acres at my discretion And next to that would be other people's bathrooms?! Normally with a pair of their panties.
"I ate a grape and jizzed in my pants." LOL! Justin Timberlake needs to join the Fleshlight Forum.
The most unusual was in a relaxation center visiting a prostitute that I paid good money for. Why is this unusual?? I paid to get laid but believe it or not couldn't get it up. She put her pussy real close and I began fingering her and jerking at the same time. I came big time.
... if its just items from a dirty clothes hamper, I pretty much stick to the bra cups... they kinda fit the face like a breathing mask...
... I have put on a pair of my little sis-n-law's panties, and laid her bra over my face and jerked off in the garage, when she stayed with us once...
... but the best comment was when the one gave me my lap dance and she poked her tits in my face, my glasses rubbed her nipples... she leaned back and took my glasses off and asked..."can you see without those?"
... to which I replied... "I can see things real close!"
"I can take care of that!"... and she did...
Man I would love to go to a high quality strip club again...
When I was at school, on the old-fashioned slam door suburban trains. There were no corridors and I was the only person in the carriage. People often hid girlie mags under the seats on trains, though the pages were often stuck together.
In a toilet in a park with a girlie mag I found but was afraid to take home.
Frequently in the cubicles after swimming. Swimming often gave me the horn. I would routinely buy porn on the way home after and masturbate vigorously over it.
In a hay barn.
In my car in a quiet car park
In a dressing room. I felt the need to rub one out. I happened to be in a camping store so I got a fleece jacket thay had there and jacked off with that. I ended up cumming in a napkin I had. great experience.
Fleece is my favorite thing to use to jack off