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    Who ever saw their hot cousin nude before . I saw my one cousin nude once when I was around 9 and she was 16 . She was the first woman I ever saw really nude but in my dad's playboy's . She had nice firm perky titts and one sweet looking hairy bush , that was the first time a woman gave me a hard on. Shame she let her self go later on when she got older . Even if you never saw one nude , if you have a hot one , you even ever wondered what they looked like nude . Ever blow your load thinking of tham or even had sex with tham . 1st , 2nd , 3rd cousin or even 4th or on down . step couisn too . HOW ABOUT IT GUY'S AND EVEN YOU WOMAN ??

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    No.

    I've never found my family sexually arousing.

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    I've got some cute cousins. Never gone beyond just admiring them.

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    one is nine and the other is five so no not really.

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    *cue Dueling Banjos*

    No.... no.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SeventhBase View Post
    *cue Dueling Banjos*

    No.... no.
    Now you just drop them pants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MAUSER View Post
    Who ever saw their hot cousin nude before . I saw my one cousin nude once when I was around 9 and she was 16 . She was the first woman I ever saw really nude but in my dad's playboy's . She had nice firm perky titts and one sweet looking hairy bush , that was the first time a woman gave me a hard on. Shame she let her self go later on when she got older . Even if you never saw one nude , if you have a hot one , you even ever wondered what they looked like nude . Ever blow your load thinking of tham or even had sex with tham . 1st , 2nd , 3rd cousin or even 4th or on down . step couisn too . HOW ABOUT IT GUY'S AND EVEN YOU WOMAN ??
    I plead the Fifth. Other than that, I will say that we used to joke about moving to Virginia and getting married (legally).

    Reminds me of the joke about the hillbilly who shot his wife on their wedding night. When his paw asked him why he did it, he said: "Because she were a virgin." Then his paw said, "Don't blame ya son. If she weren't good enough for her family, then she weren't good enough for ours."

    Uh, you also mentioned step-cousins. What about step-sisters? LOL!

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    funny thread. i was raised in the south so im very familiar with all of the jokes.
    i have some cute cousins but i cant say that i was ever sexually attracted to them. just a line you try not to cross.

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    Quote Originally Posted by my2cents View Post
    ...just a line you try not to cross....
    Sung to the tune of I Walk The Line:

    I keep a close eye on that cuz of mine
    I keep my eyes wide open all the time
    I keep my penis out for most the time
    Because my cuz is fine, I crossed the line

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    I made out with a girl before, then 30 minutes later found out she was my step-cousin. Is that wrong? haha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xNOxFear View Post
    I made out with a girl before, then 30 minutes later found out she was my step-cousin. Is that wrong? haha.
    Actually, sex and marriage between first cousins is pretty common. It is also legal in most of the United States. However, contrary to popular belief, it is not allowed in Kentucky. [url]http://marriage.about.com/cs/marriagelicenses/a/cousin.htm[/url]

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    Since you brought up the step cousin thing... I've been thinking and thinking... and I think it's probably okay, as long as there is no blood relation.

    A step sibling/cousin is essentially the same thing as a whatever-in-law. If my brother's wife made a pass at me, I would fuck the shit out of her in seconds, I don't care if she's my sister-in-law. So I guess if someone happened to become related to me by marriage to my family (and not by blood), I'd probably just as happily fuck them (provided they excite me).

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    I saw one of my cousins nude once, I was around 7 and she was 9. We were changing our clothes as they were muddy from playing outside. Never really thought anything of it. I did have a different type of encounter with a different cousin though. I was browsing one of my other cousin's MySpace page looking through her friends list. I found this one really attractive girl so I clicked on her link. I was browsing through her page and saw pictures of her in a bikini and in all sorts of other poses. I then looked to see how my cousin was related to her and found out she was my cousin (through blood). My dick never shrunk so quickly and it wasn't even hard. I was sexually attracted to the person until I found out that we were related through blood. Now I just see her as some idiot as she is 18, pregnant, won't graduate high school, and plans to live off of welfare. That just took any attraction that I had towards her and made it disappear.

    Other than that one time, I am not attracted to any of my known cousins.

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    I have 1 hot cousin, the rest are either too skinny, too young, or too fat to possibly turn me on.

    I can admit I had some minor sexual fantasies about her, but that was when I was like 12, don't have any whatsoever now that im older.

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    I was friends with my male cousin (I'm a girl) and one weekend I met him at a cabin (2400 sq feet and 3 bedrooms) in the mountains. We had such a fun time talking and cooking and hiking. Absolutely NOTHING sexual happened between us. The thought makes me sick. But it has practically destroyed our family. The men in the family are convinced that no man would ever spend a weekend with a woman (family member or not) unless he was trying to have sex with her. The family keeps pressuring us to confess that we had an affair. My cousin won't speak to me anymore. He lives near our family (I don't) and he has had to suffer the shame.

    We just wanted to catch up with each other and have fun. We picked a cabin because neither of us has a house (just small condos). Plus I'm married and my husband thought it was a lovely idea. Now, because of my family, I feel like I did something so dirty and horrible. And it's destroyed my friendship with my cousin.

    I guess this forum is for sexy stories -- sorry. I just saw this and got so sad and decided to post. :-(

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    Quote Originally Posted by willa View Post
    I was friends with my male cousin (I'm a girl) and one weekend I met him at a cabin (2400 sq feet and 3 bedrooms) in the mountains. We had such a fun time talking and cooking and hiking. Absolutely NOTHING sexual happened between us. The thought makes me sick. But it has practically destroyed our family. The men in the family are convinced that no man would ever spend a weekend with a woman (family member or not) unless he was trying to have sex with her. The family keeps pressuring us to confess that we had an affair. My cousin won't speak to me anymore. He lives near our family (I don't) and he has had to suffer the shame.

    We just wanted to catch up with each other and have fun. We picked a cabin because neither of us has a house (just small condos). Plus I'm married and my husband thought it was a lovely idea. Now, because of my family, I feel like I did something so dirty and horrible. And it's destroyed my friendship with my cousin.

    I guess this forum is for sexy stories -- sorry. I just saw this and got so sad and decided to post. :-(
    Im sorry to hear that, You did nothing wrong, in fact you did the right thing spending time with your cousin, if your family is that judgemental and sick-minded that they would think such a thing occured between you and your cousin, then it's them who need to fix their actions. I hope your family manages to grow mature and resolve this crisis, all the best to you.

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    My closest cousin and I were "curious" when we were about 12/13. I'll never forget that day. More or less just dry humping, but probably the most fun experience - discovering the unknown. I've had a crush on her since. If I'm not wanking it to my fav porn star, she's the one on my mind! I was lucky enough to catch a full frontal of her rack when she was living with us a few years back (20). Mmmmm. Nipples looked as soft as silk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NorseMariner View Post
    Im sorry to hear that, You did nothing wrong, in fact you did the right thing spending time with your cousin, if your family is that judgemental and sick-minded that they would think such a thing occured between you and your cousin, then it's them who need to fix their actions. I hope your family manages to grow mature and resolve this crisis, all the best to you.
    I second that .

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    Quote Originally Posted by willa View Post
    I was friends with my male cousin (I'm a girl) and one weekend I met him at a cabin (2400 sq feet and 3 bedrooms) in the mountains. We had such a fun time talking and cooking and hiking. Absolutely NOTHING sexual happened between us. The thought makes me sick. But it has practically destroyed our family. The men in the family are convinced that no man would ever spend a weekend with a woman (family member or not) unless he was trying to have sex with her. The family keeps pressuring us to confess that we had an affair. My cousin won't speak to me anymore. He lives near our family (I don't) and he has had to suffer the shame.

    We just wanted to catch up with each other and have fun. We picked a cabin because neither of us has a house (just small condos). Plus I'm married and my husband thought it was a lovely idea. Now, because of my family, I feel like I did something so dirty and horrible. And it's destroyed my friendship with my cousin.

    I guess this forum is for sexy stories -- sorry. I just saw this and got so sad and decided to post. :-(
    I am sorry for you , but hey , you didn't do anything wrong and just remember that . The rest of the family are the ones doing the wrong and they need to grow up . And you don't have to be sorry for posting , it's alright . You can take my word on it , after all I am the one that put it on . Hope your family can learn to grow up and get over it .

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    Quote Originally Posted by HandyAndy View Post
    Actually, sex and marriage between first cousins is pretty common. It is also legal in most of the United States. However, contrary to popular belief, it is not allowed in Kentucky. [url]http://marriage.about.com/cs/marriagelicenses/a/cousin.htm[/url]
    Our one expres. married his first cousin and so did Jerry Lee Lewis when she was 13 . So it does happen .

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    Quote Originally Posted by xNOxFear View Post
    I made out with a girl before, then 30 minutes later found out she was my step-cousin. Is that wrong? haha.
    Not same blood so why should it be wrong , unless she was under age and you were 18 or older .

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    Quote Originally Posted by HandyAndy View Post
    I plead the Fifth. Other than that, I will say that we used to joke about moving to Virginia and getting married (legally).

    Reminds me of the joke about the hillbilly who shot his wife on their wedding night. When his paw asked him why he did it, he said: "Because she were a virgin." Then his paw said, "Don't blame ya son. If she weren't good enough for her family, then she weren't good enough for ours."

    Uh, you also mentioned step-cousins. What about step-sisters? LOL!
    If you wont to say something on step sister go right on , its not the same blood and not your real sister and I would have to say it does go on . So feel free .

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    Quote Originally Posted by willa View Post
    I was friends with my male cousin (I'm a girl) and one weekend I met him at a cabin (2400 sq feet and 3 bedrooms) in the mountains. We had such a fun time talking and cooking and hiking. Absolutely NOTHING sexual happened between us. The thought makes me sick. But it has practically destroyed our family. The men in the family are convinced that no man would ever spend a weekend with a woman (family member or not) unless he was trying to have sex with her. The family keeps pressuring us to confess that we had an affair. My cousin won't speak to me anymore. He lives near our family (I don't) and he has had to suffer the shame.

    We just wanted to catch up with each other and have fun. We picked a cabin because neither of us has a house (just small condos). Plus I'm married and my husband thought it was a lovely idea. Now, because of my family, I feel like I did something so dirty and horrible. And it's destroyed my friendship with my cousin.

    I guess this forum is for sexy stories -- sorry. I just saw this and got so sad and decided to post. :-(
    That is really fucked up. I would tell you to try and keep in contact with your cousin at least, but stay away from that sick family. Their minds are beyond fucked up if something a simple as spending a weekend together implies fucking, with no regard to who those people are to each other.

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    I have a couple 3rd cousins that are quite attractive and I have wondered what they look like naked and everything but have never thought of them while jerking off.

    I have a 2nd cousin who is pretty attractive too but never really thought of her in the same way as the other cousins.

    I really don't think it is sick to find cousins sexually appealing and those using the whole blood/family thing, if you really want to go back in history you can say everyone shares blood and is family since at some point the human species had to start with one couple (and direct inbreeding had to take place to boot!) so that porn star you would fuck? They are your extended family, just many generations old.

    Oh and if you all saw these cousins I mentioned you'd find them sexually appealing so it is illogical to think I wouldn't simply because of some societal taboo of them being related. There is a difference between finding someone appealing and actually acting on it. I personally would never try and fuck one of those 3rd cousins but if someone else in the same situation did then I wouldn't think it was disgusting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by loveforfleshlight View Post
    ...if you really want to go back in history you can say everyone shares blood and is family since at some point the human species had to start with one couple (and direct inbreeding had to take place to boot!) so that porn star you would fuck? They are your extended family, just many generations old.
    I do want to talk about this. That's ID, creationist bullshit.

    Evolution is a long process in which change occurs in a species gradually over many generations. It's not like two monkeys had sex, and then humans popped out, and those humans had sex with one another to make humans. That's not how evolution works.

    Each generation has it's own minute twist on the genetics of a species. Little changes that are nurtured through selective breeding. But these small changes don't stop us from breeding with the previous generation(s). It takes a great deal of time to create enough changes to make it so breeding can't happen.

    Perhaps you can't have sex with a monkey and make it get pregnant, but tens of thousands of years ago, that isn't the truth. When we were only a small step from these monkeys, we bred like normal.

    In other words, there is no Adam and Eve. Homo Sapien did not just come to be. Homo Sapien came from Homo Erectus.

    Fucking your family has always been bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ixeym View Post
    I do want to talk about this. That's ID, creationist bullshit.

    Evolution is a long process in which change occurs in a species gradually over many generations. It's not like two monkeys had sex, and then humans popped out, and those humans had sex with one another to make humans. That's not how evolution works.

    Each generation has it's own minute twist on the genetics of a species. Little changes that are nurtured through selective breeding. But these small changes don't stop us from breeding with the previous generation(s). It takes a great deal of time to create enough changes to make it so breeding can't happen.

    Perhaps you can't have sex with a monkey and make it get pregnant, but tens of thousands of years ago, that isn't the truth. When we were only a small step from these monkeys, we bred like normal.

    In other words, there is no Adam and Eve. Homo Sapien did not just come to be. Homo Sapien came from Homo Erectus.

    Fucking your family has always been bad.
    nicely put. incest in the animal world has equaled problems from the very start. that's what's wrong with so many pure breed dogs. they are innerbread to the point where there are genetic mutations that result in mental defect and other serious problems. I don't really believe half the "adam and eve" crap that is pushed on us as a method of making us think that's where we came from. before i went agnostic, i was a southern baptist and asked the question, "Who made god?" one day in sunday school. the instructor looked at me and changed the subject. i think it is because i caught them in their backwards lie. i am sure that something made everything and everyone around us but i am not sure what that something is or was.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ixeym View Post
    Fucking your family has always been bad.
    And, yet, that is exactly how a lot of genetic mutations have evolved into new species. Some male humanoid with the natural ability to walk erect screwed a "sister" or female "cousin" humanoid with the same abiltiy and, voila, over time you got a new species of homo erectus. We do the same thing with plants and animals all the time.

    Quote Originally Posted by idpaintballer View Post
    I don't really believe half the "adam and eve" crap that is pushed on us as a method of making us think that's where we came from.
    Unfortunately, most people take a lot of the bible stories literally. They were meant to be illustrative. For example, the creation story really isn't about "how", but from "whom". In other words, we ultimately came from God.

    Another example is the story of Adam and Eve and the Forbidden Fruit. It's a story written primarily for men and designed to illustrate the seductive power of "women over men". Here, God said "don't", but Eve was able to convince Adam otherwise. That's a whole lot of power when you stop to think about it.

    You can easily see the whole "Forbidden Fruit" concept play itself over and over in history where men have abandoned their own plans or broken a rule, a law, or a committment because of the seductive power of a woman. (See, e.g., the movie Tristan and Isolde). In fact, the same principle actually holds true with respect to the seductive/romantic power of any lover--whether it be male or female. Unfortunately, too many of us don't "get it" before it's too late. Caveat Emptor.

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    I believe that God is the creator of all living things...

    ... some people may have monkeys in their family tree, but I don't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HandyAndy View Post
    And, yet, that is exactly how a lot of genetic mutations have evolved into new species. Some male humanoid with the natural ability to walk erect screwed a "sister" or female "cousin" humanoid with the same abiltiy and, voila, over time you got a new species of homo erectus. We do the same thing with plants and animals all the time.



    Unfortunately, most people take a lot of the bible stories literally. They were meant to be illustrative. For example, the creation story really isn't about "how", but from "whom". In other words, we ultimately came from God.

    Another example is the story of Adam and Eve and the Forbidden Fruit. It's a story written primarily for men and designed to illustrate the seductive power of "women over men". Here, God said "don't", but Eve was able to convince Adam otherwise. That's a whole lot of power when you stop to think about it.

    You can easily see the whole "Forbidden Fruit" concept play itself over and over in history where men have abandoned their own plans or broken a rule, a law, or a committment because of the seductive power of a woman. (See, e.g., the movie Tristan and Isolde). In fact, the same principle actually holds true with respect to the seductive/romantic power of any lover--whether it be male or female. Unfortunately, too many of us don't "get it" before it's too late. Caveat Emptor.
    nicely put handy. on both topics.

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    Ixeym, regardless of your religious beliefs, or apparent lack thereof, I think it's always absurd when people attack someone else's religious beliefs (like when you said "that's some ID, creationist bullshit"). Disagree if you'd like, but be civil about it. Statements like those come off as deliberately offensive.

    Also, your statement that "Fucking your family has always been wrong" is false. In the middle ages family members married all the time, especially in wealthy or royal families. They saw it as "keeping the bloodline pure." I'm not saying this to defend incest in any way, it just makes me crazy when people state their opinions -- or in this case, anti-religious beliefs -- as factual, and then use facts that aren't even accurate to try to justify themselves.

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    I wont live in a town that robs men of the right to marry their cousins.

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    How did we move from hot cousins to Religion?

    Anyways, my 2nd cousin is really hot. I saw her naked when I was 13. She was 15 at the time. I looked through a hole in the wall while she was changing. Damn she was hot! Her whole body was all silky smooth. Her tits were nice and round. Her ass was flawless. I used to jerk off while she was changing every day, rubbing my cock while looking through the hole.

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    I have a smokin' hot cousin who is a couple of years apart from me in age. In my early 20's we took a shower together and there were plenty of flirtatious comments but no sex took place. We acted surprisingly cool about it although I had an erection the whole time, starting before we got undressed. Later that summer we went to a nude beach a couple of times, doing the shower thing after returning from each trip. As before, no sex was involved. Then we moved on in life and she's married with a family now, and we share a secret that no one knows about. She's is still attractive as ever. And yes, I do think about her occasionally when I'm FLeshing or jerking off.

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    Remember why it is called WINcest

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cowassassin View Post
    Ixeym, regardless of your religious beliefs, or apparent lack thereof, I think it's always absurd when people attack someone else's religious beliefs (like when you said "that's some ID, creationist bullshit"). Disagree if you'd like, but be civil about it. Statements like those come off as deliberately offensive.

    Also, your statement that "Fucking your family has always been wrong" is false. In the middle ages family members married all the time, especially in wealthy or royal families. They saw it as "keeping the bloodline pure." I'm not saying this to defend incest in any way, it just makes me crazy when people state their opinions -- or in this case, anti-religious beliefs -- as factual, and then use facts that aren't even accurate to try to justify themselves.
    I concur. You can disagree all you want, but keep the flaming (or disrespectful) comments to yourself.

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    If people are still wanting to talk about rational thinking vs religious fantasy, or social acceptance vs genetic consequence, you can feel free to send me PMs, or make a new topic. I'm not touching this topic again in this thread. As the OP stated, the topic of this thread is hot cousins.

    I'd like to see pics of these mentioned hot chicks. Maybe that will sway my opinion on the matter (but don't hold your breath). I think most of the people here can appreciate some hot chick pics. -_^

    Also, I have a hard time understanding why you find family hot, because everyone always tells me about how hot my sister is, and how hot my girl cousins are. I just don't see it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ixeym View Post
    If people are still wanting to talk about rational thinking vs religious fantasy, or social acceptance vs genetic consequence, you can feel free to send me PMs, or make a new topic. I'm not touching this topic again in this thread. As the OP stated, the topic of this thread is hot cousins.

    I'd like to see pics of these mentioned hot chicks. Maybe that will sway my opinion on the matter (but don't hold your breath). I think most of the people here can appreciate some hot chick pics. -_^

    Also, I have a hard time understanding why you find family hot, because everyone always tells me about how hot my sister is, and how hot my girl cousins are. I just don't see it.
    As the one that started this post that got off the thread Hot Cousins . Anyone and everyone has a right to say what they feel about it , even you. You told use how you feel and that is your right , as also how other's too feel is their right . This was started for fun and to see what other had to say on it , we live in a world were not everone see's things the same way and always will be like that . That being said lets just all try to make this form fun to be on . OK !!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cowassassin View Post
    Also, your statement that "Fucking your family has always been wrong" is false. In the middle ages family members married all the time, especially in wealthy or royal families. They saw it as "keeping the bloodline pure."
    And then we end up with lockjaw and hemophilia proliferated throughout nobility and royalty. Know why the Egyptians fell to the Greeks? Because their Pharaohs' parents were brother and sister, and they themselves were fucking their sisters.

    I'm kinda glad Charles married out of the Victorian line (twice, the second with a commoner) - otherwise you'd end up with more and more inbred monarchs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SeventhBase View Post
    And then we end up with lockjaw and hemophilia proliferated throughout nobility and royalty. Know why the Egyptians fell to the Greeks? Because their Pharaohs' parents were brother and sister, and they themselves were fucking their sisters.

    I'm kinda glad Charles married out of the Victorian line (twice, the second with a commoner) - otherwise you'd end up with more and more inbred monarchs.
    Yeah, I think a small group--like three or four royal families--inbreeding with each other is a big mistake. The gene pool ends up getting too small over time and you end up with a lot genetic diseases. However, an ocassional marriage between cousins probably doesn't carry the same risks (unless both of them have the same family history of genetic disease). Most likely that is why marriages between first cousins is actually legal in most states.

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    Few people know that Albert Einstein married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919. At the time, he stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was so well endowed. He further postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is even stronger if there is a DNA connection. This came to be known as Einstein's "Theory of Relative Titty".

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    Quote Originally Posted by HandyAndy View Post
    Few people know that Albert Einstein married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919. At the time, he stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was so well endowed. He further postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is even stronger if there is a DNA connection. This came to be known as Einstein's "Theory of Relative Titty".
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    Quote Originally Posted by SeventhBase View Post
    *cue Dueling Banjos*

    No.... no.
    Uhm...You Got a Pretty Mouth!

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    This is even more appropriate considered the way the thread veered off, but Darwin married his cousin. If a brilliant mind like his can stomach it, go for it I say!

    Back on topic, in retrospect I'm pretty sure one of my second cousins is gay, (on top of that one of my first cousins is a lesbian and hot as hell, but her girlfriend is a bull dyke, ick.)

    Anyway back to my second cousin! He used to be really handsy and affectionate always wanted me to sleep over without my little brother and was really, really upset when I wouldn't. I don't remember him ever having a girlfriend and I'm pretty sure he still doesn't and he's definitely not unattractive.

    Although I turned out to be gay as well, when I was that young I didn't realize it, it's almost a shame that I didn't. I wouldn't pursue him, but I probably wouldn't turn sex down if he offered it.

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    Cousin by blood, no, my relatives are all below the age of 5 or over the age of 50... however my step-cousins from my dads marriage, holy shit, i think Ive thought of each one of the 5 girls as i popped one out, they are super hot and between the ages of 17-22

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    my extended family sucks. i would rather line them up and punch them in the face one by one then waste my time smackin the bird to their ugly, retarded faces. may they all burn in hell for giving me shitty christmas presents.

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    there is other stuff too....but the christmas presents are a part of it

 

 

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