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    Question Best Place to Masturbate in Public

    Where is the best public place to masturbate in private? I enjoy getting off at hotels, camping and pools... when no one is around. Who has any stories, tips, pointers and other advice on where to get the best orgasms in public? Who enjoys getting caught?

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    Default Re: Best Place to Masturbate in Public

    If you wear a bathrobe or something to the mall or the grocery store, and take your arm out of one sleeve (like you're an amputee) you can play with yourself while following around hotties.

    I've never been caught. I don't think I would like to be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiamat View Post
    If you wear a bathrobe or something to the mall or the grocery store, and take your arm out of one sleeve (like you're an amputee) you can play with yourself while following around hotties.
    Wait, so you've done that and it's worked? I imagine a a guy wearing a bathrobe in the mall (and an amputee at that) would attract enough attention as it is.

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    Well I was a little preoccupied with myself... but it seems like it worked

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    Default Re: Best Place to Masturbate in Public

    not sure jacking in public is smart... if you wanna be watched goto a cam site like j meeting

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    Quote Originally Posted by porno07 View Post
    Where is the best public place to masturbate in private? I enjoy getting off at hotels, camping and pools... when no one is around. Who has any stories, tips, pointers and other advice on where to get the best orgasms in public? Who enjoys getting caught?
    Why would you even wont to get caught ? I know I sure as hell wouldn't , unless it was by some hot little woman that was wonting to finish me off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MAUSER View Post
    Why would you even wont to get caught ?
    i was wondering the same thing.
    i guess it just depends on who catches you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiamat View Post
    Well I was a little preoccupied with myself... but it seems like it worked
    I'm impressed. That's pretty balls out right there.

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    Default Re: Best Place to Masturbate in Public

    Hot Babe Says

    "Is that a fleshlight underneath your robe or are you just happy to see me?"


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    The threat of getting caught in public is the thrill of it all, just like having sex with a partner. Know what I mean? Yes, a young hottie female finishing me off sounds good too.

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    Default Re: Best Place to Masturbate in Public

    Quote Originally Posted by porno07 View Post
    Where is the best public place to masturbate in private? I enjoy getting off at hotels, camping and pools... when no one is around. Who has any stories, tips, pointers and other advice on where to get the best orgasms in public? Who enjoys getting caught?

    in the back of the movies, had some great times with my girlfriend in there

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    Default Re: Best Place to Masturbate in Public

    Go to a high class costume shop, get an extra large "fat man" costume, maybe get a professional make-up artist to make your face fit the costume, ...oh yeah... don't forget to make yourself an amputee, then grab your FL and go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Funky Flesh View Post
    Wait, so you've done that and it's worked? I imagine a a guy wearing a bathrobe in the mall (and an amputee at that) would attract enough attention as it is.

    Haha, I was thinking the same thing.

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    I did it driving thru traffic a couple days ago... I tried to finish off sitting at a Red light, but it changed, so my wife had to hold the wheel while I gassed it...

    ... I just wish there would have been some hot chicks driving by at just the right time... i really get a "visual rush" from seeing strange hot women when spanking it in the car in public.

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    It is the dumbest idea I have ever heard of. If you get caught, you are charged with a sex crime and have to register as a sex offender for jobs, ( if you think people are going to hire you, think again) out of the country travel, pretty much anything. Not worth it dudes. Not worth it.

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    I tried it one day (a few years ago) on a long drive home from the hunting camp. At the time, it just didn't work for me...but I was young then. A movie theatre seems like a safe bet if it isn't too crowded...probably the best place to lose your public masturbation virginity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magnum View Post
    I tried it one day (a few years ago) on a long drive home from the hunting camp. At the time, it just didn't work for me...but I was young then. A movie theatre seems like a safe bet if it isn't too crowded...probably the best place to lose your public masturbation virginity.
    Just don't end up like Pee Wee Herman did some years back .

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    Quote Originally Posted by MAUSER View Post
    Just don't end up like Pee Wee Herman did some years back .
    Exactly my thought when I read Magnum's plan for the movie theater.

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    If you need to remain mostly hidden, but still able to watch others,... you could always head to the nearest beach and go swimming with a small floatation device (like a noodle) and touch yourself, though it might be kind of wierd to see a guy staring back at everyone. And if you get noticed, there is no way to avoid the person... you have to get out of the water sooner or later.

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    Many of larger hotels are in an area by themselves, with some distance between the hotel and the nearest buildings. I like to open the drapes and get on the bed to masturbate or FLy, especially at night with some soft lighting such as a single lamp on the nightstand. Or if I'm not alone, I might have intercourse under the same conditions with my lady. It's exciting to think that someone may be off (or getting off) in the distance watching some action going on at the hotel.

    Some years ago I visited Club Orient with a woman. That's a nude resort and beach in the Carribean islands where you can stay naked the whole time you are on the resort. The ocean was clean and warm, almost like bath water, and we had intercourse in the water the first time we went out. One dark night we spread out a couple of towels on a wooden recliner at the beach and had sex on it. We knew some couples were doing the same thing but we couldn't see each other. Everyone seemed to pick a spot that wasn't close to another couple and we all tried to stay pretty quiet. Privacy was respected as much as possible. Trying this during the day would not have been acceptable though.

    My yard is a great place for masturbation or sex when the weather is nice, althought I don't consider it a public place because there is decent seclusion from the neighbors. It is possible that someone could enter my yard and walk in on the activity, but they are on my property and I can tell them to leave if it did happen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ashuuter View Post
    It is the dumbest idea I have ever heard of. If you get caught, you are charged with a sex crime and have to register as a sex offender for jobs, ( if you think people are going to hire you, think again) out of the country travel, pretty much anything. Not worth it dudes. Not worth it.
    Yeah, I totally agree. Why on earth would you take such a risk just to masturbate? I mean, getting caught fucking in 'public' is one thing, but masturbating?

    I've only had three 'encounters' with public masturbators. One was a mentally challenged homeless guy who would wander up on the interstate and masturbate as he stood on the shoulder of the road with his pants down around his ankles.

    The second 'encounter' was a guy who would stand outside a bank lobby (actually, the vestibule) and start 'beating his meat' whenever a female patron entered the vestibule and started using the ATM machine.

    The third encounter was more recent. A local sex offender got caught masturbating while watching my neighbor's six-year-old daughter playing in her backyard. The guy was standing totally naked in a wooded area directly behind my neighbor's chain link fence.

    Sorry guys, but I think public masturbating reeks of creepiness (even if I did get a good laugh out of the guy jacking off on the interstate).

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    what if you get caught being jerked off by a 50 year old korean who is actually a massage therapist and the person that catches you is a police officer? or what if the person jerking you off is a police officer and the 50 year old korean massage therapist is the one who catches you? do you still have to register as a sex offender if that happens? i gotta know this shit before i get a massage

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    I jerked off a lot in hospital. Not so much a public place i know. but in my teens i had a nasty motorbike accident which tore a lot of muscles around my left knee. I was bed ridden in hospital for many months on a shared hospital ward, so couldnt find the time (or want/need the time) to jerk off. Many weeks if not months later i had to learn to walk again. Sounds pretty crazy right? But with me being stuck in bed for sometime letting my muscles heal i had forgot how it was to walk. So i have professionals in to help learn me the basics all over again. Very degrading to say the least.

    During my time in hospital i got to know many of the nurses, and staff that worked there. There was one nurse in particular that was real hot. She was a mixed race girl who always took the time to see if i was ok and needed anything. Well, it was close to me being able to go back home to my normal life, but up until this point i had requesired help to shower and use the rest room. This day in particular i needed to prove to the hospital i was fit enough and would manage just fine at home. So i decided to get up slightly earlier and make my way to the shower room to wash. usually whatever nurse was on morning duty would help me into the shower and undress then wait outside until i buzzed for help. But this day i went it alone.

    As stupid as it may sound i felt a real sense of personal achievement making my way to the wash room which was a short walk from my room where i had been staying. As i began to shower for the first time in literally months, i was super relaxed, which brought my penis back alive and i stood there with the biggest erection i'd had in ages. So as a typical teenage boy i began to masturbate, Without giving you every last detail i used a foam shampoo as sort of a lube along with the water from the shower and closed my eyes and thought about the mixed race nurse while doing so. It felt so amazing to finally have my sex drive back. I got a little carried away in the moment and let out a lot of loud grunts and noises during my solo shower time. Right up until the point of me bursting a thick, heavy load onto the shower room floor thinking of the nurse. I was literally out of breath from it all. Normally i would shower quick, then buzz for a nurse to hand me a towel and help me back to my bed, but within seconds of me cumming, the shower room door opened ever so slightly. and the nurse i had been thinking of poked her hand around the door holding a towel. She said 'might you be needing this?' referreing to my towel. She must have been waiting outside for a short while and there was no way she wouldnt have heard me cumming!

    After taking the towel and making my way back to my room i felt super embarresed. I didnt know if i should try and explain my doings, or just act like it never happened. With it being so early on in the morning (6:00AM) i never thought any of the staff, let alone the hot nurse would be around to disturb me. After a somewhat awkward morning with the hot nurse clearly avoiding me a plucked up the courage to hit my buzzer knowing it would be her that came to my aid. And it was.

    I was planning on saying sorry for what she may have heard that morning. But she started the convo with 'Dont worry, your a teenage boy, and you obviously have needs. It was a private matter that i couldnt help but hear happening as i passed by to come fetch you for your shower. LEts forget the whole thing happened.'

    I have never felt so relieved in my life. A long story i know, but one i will never forget, for all the right or wrong reasons depending on how you look at it.

 

 

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