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    Default HOW to make the your FL Fart (Pussy Fart)

    I have a SIAC Lotus and I had my 1st flight last week and I loved it.
    I will write a review after the New Years.

    I have a question tho. HOW can I make my FL 'fart' like a pussy? I know I can adjust the end cap but should I use water AND lube to make it happen? Is there an angle to do it?

    Let me know.

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    Default Re: HOW to make the your FL Fart (Pussy Fart)

    Quote Originally Posted by weather1 View Post
    I have a SIAC Lotus and I had my 1st flight last week and I loved it.
    I will write a review after the New Years.

    I have a question tho. HOW can I make my FL 'fart' like a pussy? I know I can adjust the end cap but should I use water AND lube to make it happen? Is there an angle to do it?

    Let me know.
    it happens every time I thrust in and out when I have the end cap fully twisted on, I guess it depends on whether you have a large enough penis

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    Default Re: HOW to make the your FL Fart (Pussy Fart)

    I think you mean queef instead of pussy fart. I guess just have the end cap on as tight as possible like yourself said.

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    Default Re: HOW to make the your FL Fart (Pussy Fart)

    How much lube should i use in conjunction with water?

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    Default Re: HOW to make the your FL Fart (Pussy Fart)

    Quote Originally Posted by powersticks View Post
    I think you mean queef instead of pussy fart. I guess just have the end cap on as tight as possible like yourself said.
    if your not the right girth it wont do anything, I am large enough girth though at ~6 in and it happens every time i thrust in and out, if your skinnier then that then it wont happen at all

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    Default Re: HOW to make the your FL Fart (Pussy Fart)

    Yourself, you have a regular FL or SIAC?

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    Default Re: HOW to make the your FL Fart (Pussy Fart)

    Quote Originally Posted by weather1 View Post
    Yourself, you have a regular FL or SIAC?
    both, but i use the SIAC all the time

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    Default Re: HOW to make the your FL Fart (Pussy Fart)

    If I am around 5 inches, it may not, eh....I think I may have a thinner penis.

    If I am around 5 inches when erect, can I reach the cervical node?
    Can you tell me how far I should reach looking at the diagram?

    THANK YOU VERY MUCH Yourself.

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    Default Re: HOW to make the your FL Fart (Pussy Fart)

    Quote Originally Posted by weather1 View Post
    If I am around 5 inches, it may not, eh....I think I may have a thinner penis.

    If I am around 5 inches when erect, can I reach the cervical node?
    Can you tell me how far I should reach looking at the diagram?

    THANK YOU VERY MUCH Yourself.
    you should be able to reach the cervical node (if your talking about the inverted node) the inverted node is about at the 3" mark.

    SIAC Lotus on the top, LF FLG on the bottom.


    (Props to BloodKil for this picture!)

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    Default Re: HOW to make the your FL Fart (Pussy Fart)

    Quote Originally Posted by weather1 View Post
    If I am around 5 inches, it may not, eh....I think I may have a thinner penis.

    If I am around 5 inches when erect, can I reach the cervical node?
    Can you tell me how far I should reach looking at the diagram?

    THANK YOU VERY MUCH Yourself.
    scroll down here:

    http://forums.fleshlight.com/showthread.php?t=24145

    accordingly you should reach into the first node and be alright man, the queefing I believe occurs due to how much pressure you put on the back node, I usually get to the back of the cap and sometimes hit it, to my pleasure. this air pressure is then released when I pull out so I get the queefing noise, hope this helps, and trust me your not really missing out on the queefing sounds if you cant get it to queef, its more of a distraction than anything, plus I dont use it with the end cap fully down, this just sucks the cum right out of me, i like it open a bit, prolly due to my size

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    Default Re: HOW to make the your FL Fart (Pussy Fart)

    Thank you guys.

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    Default Re: HOW to make the your FL Fart (Pussy Fart)

    Yeah, same here with the Lotus. If I tighten the end cap, it gets really loud, and louder the tighter I make it. It gets really difficult to penetrate it with the cap screwed down all the way, but I still can. It kind of makes a noise that I think sounds like a loud nozzle on a spray bottle

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    Default Re: HOW to make the your FL Fart (Pussy Fart)

    Quote Originally Posted by weather1 View Post
    I have a question tho. HOW can I make my FL 'fart' like a pussy?
    I prefer to call it a queef. And, I've got a hilarious story to tell about this. I took an automotive refinishing class (autobody) during my last year of high school. Our instructor's name was Mr. Shadwick. We called him Mr. Shad. Anyway, he was a really cool teacher and he would let us hang out in his office and shoot the shit with him and tell pussy stories, etc., during lunch. Well, one day my friend (Terry) starts to tell us about this girl he had just fucked over the weekend. At the end of his story, and with complete sincerity, he suddenly pauses and says: "And, you know what Mr. Shad? When I finished fucking her, she sat up on the edge of the bed and her pussy barked at me like a squirrel."

    Nearly everyone in the room shit their pants from laughing so hard.

 

 

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