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    Default What does giving a Real woman anal sex, feel like for a guy?

    Hi guys

    Ok I am blessed enough to have recieved some awesome Blow Jobs from women, I have done women Vaginal (both with Condoms and bareback), however because these have all been One Night Stands it dawned on me that I have never given a woman Anal Sex.

    Now because I am joining the Dating pool as soon as I moved out of my parents home, I will have the opportunity to experiement.

    I own a Tight Super Ribbed Ice Fleshlight, Anal Insert Sleeve, and that felt pretty unique.

    But what does real anal sex with a woman feel like?


    To start you off with Vaginal Sex, because I am quite well endowed with length and girth the women I've fucked seemed to enjoy themselves- but I felt the tigtness was not what I was expecting- it felt more like moist wet, silk.

    I am a little put off by Anal considering the "oncoming traffic" that tends to go down that shoot. Even if she used toilet paper it would take a colonic irrigation to get the rest out before I would consider that back passage.

    And preferably I'd like to do it bareback too.

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    when she will let you do her in the back door , she knows its a good time to do so .
    that passage is not full of .... unless she is havinga bad day.. its as clean or cleaner than the front.
    use lots of lube, and she will ask you back for more.
    warm her up with fingers as well , unless she rams you in then she is a pro.
    as for what it feels like , its like the front but 10 time tighter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by darth View Post
    as for what it feels like , its like the front but 10 time tighter.
    Whoa, ten times tighter?

    If my future girlfriend, had a nice curvy J-Lo style booty, and she was ten times as tight in the back passage- which was cleaner than the fron to boot, I don't think I'd ever go back to doing her up the front*

    *unless we planned on having children of course

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    The anus is a circular muscle (I believe the strongest muscle in the human body) so it feels completely different than a pussy. Always use lube and unless she's begging you to fuck her hard, take it slow and let her get used to having your cock stretching her asshole open before you start pounding some ass.. And yes, she'll know if the backdoor is blocked or has traffic.

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    Also, when a male or female orgasms, these muscles around the anus contract, making it feel even tighter. It also feels better for the person having the orgasm as well.

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    Gritty. Flush her out first...

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    if you are gonna flush her ass out, make sure to use bleach or some other highly potent household cleaner. that way all of the bacteria dies and you have a nice, clean, possibly lemony fresh butthole to play with.

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    I've not been that impressed with anal sex. You get a single ring of muscle gripping your cock -- if you're lucky -- but not much beyond that, since the colon can easily expand to take a fist-sized shit log. (And women shit some nasty monster turds if you've seen the videos on YouTube). I've done it with about a dozen girls hoping to find one that is exciting, but actually, it's rather boring. (I'm quite girthy at over 7".) In the end, I presume it's more enjoyable to her than to the man.

    Unless she's had an enema immediately before anal sex, her ass is going to have some matter and bacteria in it. Your choice on what your hygiene requirements are. Bottom line: WASH YOUR COCK SOON AFTER ANAL SEX NO MATTER WHAT.

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    Quote Originally Posted by unruley700 View Post
    if you are gonna flush her ass out, make sure to use bleach or some other highly potent household cleaner. that way all of the bacteria dies and you have a nice, clean, possibly lemony fresh butthole to play with.
    Lemon scented drain-o ??

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    What does giving a Real woman anal sex, feel like for a guy?

    ...as opposed to what? a pre op tranny?

    And there is no generalized feeling with anal. The mood has much to do with it.
    But it is nice when done the right way.
    (and remember, tell your girl cleanlines is next to holiness!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by clarity13 View Post
    (And women shit some nasty monster turds, if you've seen the videos on YouTube).
    What? There are shitting videos on youtube? Oh, for fuck's sake...

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    Those vids should be BAN more then nudes or porn 100% and faster, thats just some nasty stuff I don't ever want to see.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DerekReese View Post
    Those vids should be BANNED more than nudes or porn 100% and faster. That's just some nasty stuff I don't ever want to see.
    I'd like to see just one, just once. How do I see one?

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    Quote Originally Posted by analsexfreak View Post
    I'd like to see just one, just once. How do I see one?
    look up "2 girls 1 cup" its evil

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    Quote Originally Posted by in_the_right View Post
    Look up "2 girls, 1 cup." It's evil.
    Dare I? I'm not so sure about it, now...

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2_Girls_1_Cup

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    Quote Originally Posted by analsexfreak View Post
    Dare I? I'm not so sure about it, now...
    whats the worst that could happen you might ask... your retinas might burn, just stay away from all vids of this kind

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    Quote Originally Posted by in_the_right View Post
    look up "2 girls 1 cup" its evil
    After my brother showed me the 'two girls and a cup' video as a practical joke, l literally punched him and nearly threw up. l didn't even watch the entire video, l don't who would. Can you imagine if the two girls were ugly bitches....l think would've vomited blood or something.

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    I read the wikipedia reference I posted-- and decided to pass...

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    Quote Originally Posted by analsexfreak View Post
    I read the wikipedia reference I posted-- and decided to pass...
    I did the same thing.. I've seen a scat video once and that was enough to turn my stomache. This sounds like I'd be puking in a matter of seconds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by clarity13 View Post
    I've not been that impressed with anal sex. You get a single ring of muscle gripping your cock -- if you're lucky -- but not much beyond that, since the colon can easily expand to take a fist-sized shit log. (And women shit some nasty monster turds if you've seen the videos on YouTube). I've done it with about a dozen girls hoping to find one that is exciting, but actually, it's rather boring. (I'm quite girthy at over 7".) In the end, I presume it's more enjoyable to her than to the man.

    Sorry but this is some funny shit ! made me piss
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    yeah.. trust me. You probably won't want to fly for a week (if that), puke for the next few days when you want to eat, and want to punch the first and just about everyone who gave you the idea of ever watching that video. Whomever made that video deserves to be dragged out into the street and kicked in the nads by everyone who has ever seen it and been scarred by it for any length of time longer than an hour.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sharpycl View Post
    yeah.. trust me. You probably won't want to fly for a week (if that), puke for the next few days when you want to eat, and want to punch the first and just about everyone who gave you the idea of ever watching that video. Whomever made that video deserves to be dragged out into the street and kicked in the nads by everyone who has ever seen it and been scarred by it for any length of time longer than an hour.
    The thing I noticed about "2girls 1 cup" is that it seemed like they really enjoyed eating the shit. If that is true, then: 1) they are really fucked up in the head, or 2) the smell of shit is actually deceiving and shit tastes good (or, at the least, it doesn't taste as bad as it smells).

    It sort of makes you wonder whether shit actually tastes bad since a lot of animals eat shit. For example, I've seen plenty of dogs and pigs eat their own shit. And it is common to see a mother cat or dog licking the shit off the asses of their kittens or pups. So, maybe shit doesn't taste bad after all. Maybe nature put the bad smell 'spin' on it simply to keep us from eating shit because of the disease issues.

    So, what do you think? Milk, milk, lemonade. Around the corner, fudge is made? (I'd love to be having this discussion after smoking a doobie with some friends. It would be fucking hilarious!).

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    Quote Originally Posted by HandyAndy View Post
    The thing I noticed about "2girls 1 cup" is that it seemed like they really enjoyed eating the shit. If that is true, then: 1) they are really fucked up in the head, or 2) the smell of shit is actually deceiving and shit tastes good (or, at the least, it doesn't taste as bad as it smells).

    It sort of makes you wonder whether shit actually tastes bad since a lot of animals eat shit. For example, I've seen plenty of dogs and pigs eat their own shit. And it is common to see a mother cat or dog licking the shit off the asses of their kittens or pups. So, maybe shit doesn't taste bad after all. Maybe nature put the bad smell 'spin' on it simply to keep us from eating shit because of the disease issues.

    So, what do you think? Milk, milk, lemonade. Around the corner, fudge is made? (I'd love to be having this discussion after smoking a doobie with some friends. It would be fucking hilarious!).

    LMFAO!!!! Sounds like You're ready to be the next "1 guy, 1 cup" experiement... I'm not sure if I'd want to read the review BUT being from You, it's bound to be hilarious!!

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    i don't care how delicious poop is, i'm not eating it.

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    Oh please. 2 girls 1 cup is fake. It's chunky peanut butter and some sort of batter to hold it together. It's not real shit, as it is 100% impossible for real shit to come out that fast when that solid, or to be that length. That was stuff she was holding in her until they told her to release. And shit has a grotesquely bitter taste (I will not divulge how I know this), similar to earwax (if you ever accidentally ate that as a child).

    However, I will not argue. Women can shit some pretty epic poops, just as well as men can.

    As for anal sex itself, we know when our ass is impassible. We also know when it's open for business. And it's occasionally gritty, usually smooth, and ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS wash your dick off after and NEVER NEVER NEVER double dip. Ass-to-mouth is hazardous to our health, don't even ask for it.

    My guy loves it. Asks for it constantly. Don't dive in, take it slow, listen when she says "Gimme a minute," and use plenty of lube.

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    HentaiBunnyInc (http://forums.fleshlight.com/member.php?u=29489) how can 2 girls one cup and a poop be fake ?
    you can see the shit coming out her ass like a mr whippy icecream! so what your saying is the whole scat porn scene is fake ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fleshlight_Junkie View Post
    LMFAO!!!! Sounds like You're ready to be the next "1 guy, 1 cup" experiement... I'm not sure if I'd want to read the review BUT being from You, it's bound to be hilarious!!


    [Austin picks up a boiling pot, with a stool sample from Fat Bastard inside]
    Austin: Cor! This coffee smells like shit!
    Basil: It *is* shit, Austin.
    Austin: Oh, good. Then it's not just me.
    [Drinks]
    Austin: [Smacks lips] It's a bit nutty.

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    How the fuck is this a turn on ?



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    Quote Originally Posted by HandyAndy View Post


    [Austin picks up a boiling pot, with a stool sample from Fat Bastard inside]
    Austin: Cor! This coffee smells like shit!
    Basil: It *is* shit, Austin.
    Austin: Oh, good. Then it's not just me.
    [Drinks]
    Austin: [Smacks lips] It's a bit nutty.

    LMFAO!!! Never a disappointment Andy..

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    haha that reminds me of when Daniel Tosh showed the audience reaction to "2 girls 1 cup" on his show. I saw a couple dry heaves LOL.

    I've never seen it myself, and I don't really want to.

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    I agree , its big in japan !

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    Hahahahaha! I have a really powerful laser pointer, it can shoot down insects mid-flight. Any one wanna scorch their retinas after watching the vid, just give me a hollar. LOL LMFAO!

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    Quote Originally Posted by unruley700 View Post
    i don't care how delicious poop is, i'm not eating it.

    HOW DID I MISS THIS ONE???? Quote of the month!!! LMFAO!!!

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    Analsexfreak would give it a go! he would try anything once

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    Quote Originally Posted by HentaiBunnyInc View Post
    Oh please. 2 girls 1 cup is fake. It's chunky peanut butter and some sort of batter to hold it together. It's not real shit...
    That was the first thing I thought when I saw it. It certainly didn't look like real crap. I remember seeing a grandma reaction video, and that was the first thing out of her mouth, too.

    As for anal... One of the biggest things is to make sure the chute is clean. Go up to Walgreen's and drop six bucks on one of those rubber bulb type enemas. Have her shoot warm water up in her bum at least ten times. You've really gotta clean that place out if you don't want to run into trouble. I saw a HILARIOUS blooper video of what happens when you don't get the place cleaned out, but I can't seem to find it again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ILOVEBIGBOOBS View Post
    Analsexfreak would give it a go! He would try anything once.
    I've been known to try it more than that if it felt good...

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    Ahhhhh...the moment when Edward tells Bella that they can only have butt sex because he's a vampire!

    Check it out: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1904237

    LOL!

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    that was awesome

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    This thread has gone so off topic that I must say I have not seen the 2 girls 1 cup video and I don't think it would traumatize me. I honestly think I would laugh because it's so absurd.

    My friend showed me some video called 1 guy 1 cup or something like that. It didn't seem to phase me because I was a bit stoned so I didn't realize he stuck a pickle jar up his ass that then broke and he was removing shards of glass from his rectum and taping it. That is an LOL! I thought he was just taking a squat and fiilming himself pull turd chunks out of his butt (which is just as weird too I guess).

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    Quote Originally Posted by HandyAndy View Post



    Ahhhhh...the moment when Edward tells Bella that they can only have butt sex because he's a vampire!

    Check it out: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1904237

    LOL!
    I would love to fuck Kristen Stewart in the ass! I bet she likes it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Whoretooth View Post
    This thread has gone so off topic that I must say I have not seen the 2 girls 1 cup video and I don't think it would traumatize me. I honestly think I would laugh because it's so absurd.

    My friend showed me some video called 1 guy 1 cup or something like that. It didn't seem to phase me because I was a bit stoned so I didn't realize he stuck a pickle jar up his ass that then broke and he was removing shards of glass from his rectum and taping it. That is an LOL! I thought he was just taking a squat and fiilming himself pull turd chunks out of his butt (which is just as weird too I guess).
    dude. i wasn't done trying to convince the guys on the forum to watch that. thanks for throwin salt in my game

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    Quote Originally Posted by unruley700 View Post
    dude. i wasn't done trying to convince the guys on the forum to watch that. thanks for throwin salt in my game
    LMFAO!!!! I'll never look at a Miracle Whip jar the same way again..

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    my asshole hurts just thinkin about that video

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    Quote Originally Posted by unruley700 View Post
    my asshole hurts just thinkin about that video
    I still can't get over how calm that guy was.. I read an interview of his and he said his ass bled for 3 days and he still has glass inside him. He stayed quiet because he didn't want his family to hear or know what he was doing. WTF?? How in the fuck do you hide THAT much blood??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fleshlight_Junkie View Post
    I still can't get over how calm that guy was.. I read an interview of his and he said his ass bled for 3 days and he still has glass inside him. He stayed quiet because he didn't want his family to hear or know what he was doing. WTF?? How in the fuck do you hide THAT much blood??
    "bobby? bobby? are you down there sticking mason jars up your butthole again?"

    "no mom, i'm doing laundry, leave me the fuck alone"

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    Quote Originally Posted by unruley700 View Post
    "bobby? bobby? are you down there sticking mason jars up your butthole again?"

    "no mom, i'm doing laundry, leave me the fuck alone"
    LMFAO!! "Bobby, I'm ready to pickle some vegetables and I'm a mason jar short, do you know where it's at?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glimmer View Post
    I would love to fuck Kristen Stewart in the ass! I bet she likes it.
    Yeah, she's a hottie! I would only hope that her real life personality isn't so serious and noir.

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    from what i've seen on tv, she is a very strange little bitch

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    Quote Originally Posted by unruley700 View Post
    from what i've seen on tv, she is a very strange little bitch

    And coming from you..that says a lot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fleshlight_Junkie View Post
    And coming from you..that says a lot.
    don't get it twisted junkie! i would still bust that pussy wide the fuck open

 

 

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