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    Question Where do you CUM when you jerk off?

    Where/on what do you CUM when you jerk off?
    (when you not use your FL)

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    Default Re: Where do you CUM when you jerk off?

    1 On a sheet of paper
    2 On myself
    3 In a condom


    is the most common

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    Default Re: Where do you CUM when you jerk off?

    back when i was still using my hand i always had a tissue at the ready when going to town on myself...

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    Default Re: Where do you CUM when you jerk off?

    At computer Desk

    1. Inside fleshlight
    2. Onto kitchen roll
    3. my hand



    In bathroom


    1.Inside fleshlight
    2.Inside the toilet bowl



    in Bedroom

    1. On the floor, onto a towl
    2. inside a crisp packet
    3.inside fleshlight
    Last edited by iBaked; 03-23-2010 at 03:43 PM.

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    Default Re: Where do you CUM when you jerk off?

    In a big, lined trashcan if I'm at my desk or in my fleshlight, or the down neighbor's daughter's throat.

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    Default Re: Where do you CUM when you jerk off?

    The only three places I cum in are:

    The toilet.
    In my Fleshlight.
    On a towel when I'm using my wife's hand :-).

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    Default Re: Where do you CUM when you jerk off?

    Quote Originally Posted by clarity13 View Post
    or the down neighbor's daughter's throat.
    LOL

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    Default Re: Where do you CUM when you jerk off?

    1. Inside my Fleshlight (99% of the time is using my FL.)
    2. In the bathroom sink
    3. In the shower


    In my younger days..Sex with a woman meant I was just masturbating inside her..

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    Default Re: Where do you CUM when you jerk off?

    Quote Originally Posted by Fleshlight_Junkie View Post
    1. Inside my Fleshlight (99% of the time is using my FL.)
    2. In the bathroom sink
    3. In the shower


    In my younger days..Sex with a woman meant I was just masturbating inside her..
    the sink,

    Don't you get the cum stuck in the hairs
    and cant seem to wash it away

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    Default Re: Where do you CUM when you jerk off?

    Quote Originally Posted by iBaked View Post
    the sink,

    Don't you get the cum stuck in the hairs
    and cant seem to wash it away
    Nope, not a problem at all. The sink is the right height for me and it rinses out easy enough. I've tried and used the toilet a couple times but getting a hard on to bend down that far is not an easy task.

    Besides, there is no hairs in my sink..it's still on my head and not going anywhere.

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    Default Re: Where do you CUM when you jerk off?

    On my computer chair or in my hand. I usually clean up with a wet cloth shortly after.

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    Default Re: Where do you CUM when you jerk off?

    If im using my fleshy either in it or in a condom for quick cleanup. If im rubbing one out real fast in the morning it goes in the toilet, night time I use a sock.

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    Default Re: Where do you CUM when you jerk off?

    In my FL / SIAC.

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    Default Re: Where do you CUM when you jerk off?

    Inside my FL... or I pull out and let my GF take my load in her mouth if she is watching or lending a hand.

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    Default Re: Where do you CUM when you jerk off?

    A friend of mine when his wife would turn him down for sex, would wait for her to fall asleep, the start yanking it until he was getting close, then lean over her and cum on her. He'd wipe off on her side of the sheets and go to sleep..She never knew WTF for about 6 months until she woke up just as he was getting ready to erupt on her. She always wondered why she'd wake up sticky or have dried stuff all over her in the morning.
    Shout out to Mike!!!

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    Default Re: Where do you CUM when you jerk off?

    in my fleshlight.

    why would you cum anywhere else?

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    Red face Re: Where do you CUM when you jerk off?

    In my face..

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    Default Re: Where do you CUM when you jerk off?

    if not using the fleshlight, then in your mom's mouth....whose mom you ask? doesn't matter

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    Quote Originally Posted by unruley700 View Post
    if not using the fleshlight, then in your mom's mouth....whose mom you ask? doesn't matter
    Not my mom..she'd never do that. And I've never gotten a wonder kiss from her either.

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    Default Re: Where do you CUM when you jerk off?

    Wait you can jerk off without FL!?!?

    If I must without a fleshie it goes in toilet, paper towel, or dirty sock...

    Usually though Im fuckin or fleshin so very rarely does it get to any of those three.

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    Default Re: Where do you CUM when you jerk off?

    Most often I have either a few paper towels or a bunch of tissues stacked on top of each other, with a few hanging out at the bottom, and I'll shoot my load onto those, especially if I'm at my desk. Sometimes, I might miss a spurt or two, and it ends up on my monitor or desk, which I hate. If I'm in the bathroom, I'll shoot into the toilet, but I'm usually at my desk.

    Other times, I'll cum on myself. I don't really like to, because it's such a mess, but it's not as much of a problem any more, ever since I started shaving my pubes. I used to HATE getting it all in my hair down there.

    I've jerked with a condom on a few times, but I don't like it. I get very little sensation. I did it for a vid once, and managed to cum quickly, but it was probably because I got excited while filming.

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    Default Re: Where do you CUM when you jerk off?

    I cum on myself if I need to take a shower. that way I got empty seminal vesicles AND i'm clean.

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    Default Re: Where do you CUM when you jerk off?

    Be more specific?
    Set the scene...am I onstage, filming some amateur porn, with a *ahem* gentleman caller, in my grandmas closet? (long story)

    If I am by myself, on an old t-shirt or something of the such.

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    Default Re: Where do you CUM when you jerk off?

    When not using a Fleshlight, I start my jerk off sessions in a certain position (kneeling, bed humping, on my back, etc.) and when I'm close to orgasm, I lie on my back. That way I can shoot all over the front of my body and can usually get enough distance to reach my neck or face. I have a towel under me because the cum tends to drip down my sides and I prefer not to get it all over the sheets. A good supply of tissues is nearby to clean up enough for me to get to the shower without leaving a trail of semen drips on the floor.

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    Default Re: Where do you CUM when you jerk off?

    On the floor under the desk (where the computer is) or in the toilet.

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    Default Re: Where do you CUM when you jerk off?

    Quote Originally Posted by ChazzyJ View Post
    Be more specific?
    Set the scene...am I onstage, filming some amateur porn, with a *ahem* gentleman caller, in my grandmas closet? (long story)

    If I am by myself, on an old t-shirt or something of the such.
    lol the weirdest place I ever jerked off was lying on the couch, underneath a blanket while my grandma was sitting in the same room. I was like 13 at the time and new to the world of jerking off.

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    Default Re: Where do you CUM when you jerk off?

    On my wife's face
    In my wife's pussy
    In my wife's mouth

    or

    Inside my fleshlight

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    Default Re: Where do you CUM when you jerk off?

    The last time I jerked off was on a picture some gall sent me. She liked pictures of guys cumming on her pictures, so I helped her out. Actualy I did it twice. The first time the wife took the pics, but they didnt turn out good. The next time, I took the pics while the wife jerked me off on her pics, they turned out better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HM 02 View Post
    lol the weirdest place I ever jerked off was lying on the couch, underneath a blanket while my grandma was sitting in the same room. I was like 13 at the time and new to the world of jerking off.
    I am praying .... well, how do I put this.

    Well, I wont because that will sound disrespectful to your Grandma, and I love me some Grandmas!

    YOUR GRANDMA?!?!?


    ...wut.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChazzyJ View Post
    I am praying .... well, how do I put this.

    Well, I wont because that will sound disrespectful to your Grandma, and I love me some Grandmas!

    YOUR GRANDMA?!?!?


    ...wut.
    don't worry. she was too preoccupied with some electronic card game. she was a gambler.

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    Default Re: Where do you CUM when you jerk off?

    it is an art to cum on your self without driping down on the sides

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fleshlight Gabriel View Post
    it is an art to cum on your self without driping down on the sides
    Pretty much me

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    On my floor..

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    Quote Originally Posted by iBaked View Post
    At computer Desk

    1. Inside fleshlight
    2. Onto kitchen roll
    3. my hand



    In bathroom


    1.Inside fleshlight
    2.Inside the toilet bowl



    in Bedroom

    1. On the floor, onto a towl
    2. inside a crisp packet
    3.inside fleshlight
    Just wondering What is a kitchen roll? What is a crisp packet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by flesh66 View Post
    Just wondering What is a kitchen roll? What is a crisp packet?
    this is a kitchen roll


    and a crisp packet is a chip bag

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    Default Re: Where do you CUM when you jerk off?

    If not in my FL. I let it run down my hand I don't stop jerking until the last drop is out....although I regret it always because of the mess and usually wipe my cum on a dirty shirt and throw it in the clothes basket to wash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by in_the_right View Post
    this is a kitchen roll


    and a crisp packet is a chip bag
    LOL thanks!

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    Default Re: Where do you CUM when you jerk off?

    Usually just on myself stomach and chest and sometimes on my face

    Sometimes in the bath room or kitchen I spill my seed on the floor cuz i fucking love seeing it fly

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    Quote Originally Posted by FleshMerchant View Post
    Usually just on myself stomach and chest and sometimes on my face

    Sometimes in the bath room or kitchen I spill my seed on the floor cuz i fucking love seeing it fly
    On Face?LOL.

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    i try to hit the screen.

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    Tissue before FL and allways FL now except for two times in the shower. I just wanted to see how far I could shoot. Cumming in the FL is WAY better than out.

    PAGE 5 POWNAGE!

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    ummm.. for those who are 1337 (or those like me who are just too damn lazy to have to keep clicking the next page so we set our prefs to take more posts per page) u r only on page 2.









    Also its pwnage as in being owned by one who cannot even correctly type. N00B...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BloodKil View Post
    ummm.. for those who are 1337 (or those like me who are just too damn lazy to have to keep clicking the next page so we set our prefs to take more posts per page) u r only on page 2.
    1337?? WTF is that?? Like a section 8? I'm too fucking lazy to change the pages so that the newest post is at the bottom.. All the fresh shit is at the top..Why not? I'm on here ALMOST as much as I_T_R. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fleshlight_Junkie View Post
    1337?? WTF is that?? Like a section 8? I'm too fucking lazy to change the pages so that the newest post is at the bottom.. All the fresh shit is at the top..Why not? I'm on here ALMOST as much as I_T_R. LOL
    what are you trying to say?

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    Quote Originally Posted by in_the_right View Post
    what are you trying to say?
    Nothing. Nothing at all.



    Except you should be a moderator.. You already put in the hours and are the helpful one anyways..might as well wear the badge.

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    On my setting it's page 5. And it IS pownage because it came about because people would try to type ownage but type p as well and were too lazy to edit it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by powersticks View Post
    On my setting it's page 5. And it IS pownage because it came about because people would try to type ownage but type p as well and were too lazy to edit it.
    Quote Originally Posted by BloodKil View Post
    ummm.. for those who are 1337 (or those like me who are just too damn lazy to have to keep clicking the next page so we set our prefs to take more posts per page) u r only on page 2.


    Also its pwnage as in being owned by one who cannot even correctly type. N00B...

    WTF are you guys even talking about?? Is this Dungeons and Dragons speak or what?LOL Speaking of pwn.. History channel has a pretty good show called Pawn Stars.

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    Default Re: Where do you CUM when you jerk off?

    Unless you play a butt load of online video games you won't know what we're talking about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by powersticks View Post
    Unless you play a butt load of online video games you won't know what we're talking about.
    Ummm Yeah..I'll stick with my old school X-Box (Generation 1) and work on my Sonic skills. LOL

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    You should upgrade to either Xbox 360 or PS3. You can still play the games you have now and new ones. Trust me, it'll be worth it.

 

 

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