This morning I awoke way before dawn and went outside in just my ankle socks and got up on top of the picnic table, mounted a good dildo to the wall and woke myself up fully!!!..I stroked my cock and balls as they hung an' flung!!..rocking back and forth onto the hard rubber rod!!...it was still pitch black dark and totally deserted, plus I was in my fenced in back yard..no one could really see me anyways..
But I sure had fun for a bit there!!!....I'd say about 15 or 20 minutes before the sun started coming up and I came back in...sure made me horny!!!........I've been naked and jacking off all day!!...Loving every minute of it!!
I Wanked in a public bathroom once
if wanking in the sea counts, then yes.
Never but loved to
I've whacked off in the bathroom at work a few times, highway rest areas a few times during long trips... don't recall ever jacking off while driving though. Unless I got started while driving, then finished off at the rest area.
I can get very horny, very suddenly.
I used to go in the back when the wife was out front talking to the other neighbor lady across the street. They would be standing by the curb talking, and I'd be looking thru the pickets jacking off...fantasizing about having a 3-way...
Not at a Rest Stop.
But I've jacked off driving SO many times I cannot count them all.
Driving, sitting at stop light, in the automatic carwash, etc...
I drop the wheel all the way down where I can hold it with my leg when I climax. I press against my perinium with my free hand to keep from ejaculating, so there's no mess. Best trick I ever learned. Full strength orgasm, but no mess.
Just wait til the last split second before you feel its gonna squirt and press with index and middle fingertips, half way between your asshole and the edge of your sack.
Last edited by KssnCzns; 10-24-2012 at 04:17 PM.
I'm sorry, but jacking off while driving sounds very dangerous to me. I've never done it but I will admit that back in my younger years I did get a couple of blowjobs while driving. I do remember it was very hard to concentrate on the wheel, and I consider myself extremely stupid for allowing it to happen. Driving is a serious matter, it should not be taken lightly!!! Suppose someone killed your child because they were jacking off while driving? How would you feel about it then? I'm sorry, but I have a very strong opinion on this. Probably because my fiancee was killed in a car wreck because some stupid-ass was texting while driving and slammed into her. She had to be cut out of the car with the 'jaws of life' and died before she even reached the hospital. She lost her life and my life and her family's was ruined because some idiot thought something other than paying attention to the road was more important.
PLEASE DO NOT JACK OFF AND DRIVE!!!!!!! Is that little bit of pleasure worth someone's life? I don't think so....
Last edited by SLECTOR; 10-25-2012 at 05:41 AM.
Driving is serious shit man. Don't drive if you are not at your 100% of attention.
Don't mess with your gf/bf.
Don't play/talk with the cellphone (not even using a microphone).
I've lost 10 years of life on the road and it wasn't pretty. It still isn't.
Damn, Slector, I hate to hear that. That definitely is horrible that it happened to your fiancee.
I haven't done it in a long time. Your post brings a harsh reality to distracted driving.
Sorry for your lose. And thanks for sharing a painful part of your life with us.
its no over
I jacked off in the men's bathroom at work the other day.
Browsing snatchly.com masturbation pics, and just couldn't not do it myself!!!
Adult theaters or arcades when str8 couples are doing there thing
parks at night with laptop
front deck at night i live in the country heard a couple having sex outside close by
I remember back when I was a kid, sometimes on a warm summer's night I would camp out in the backyard--by myself--then late at night I would streak all over the yard!!...That mixed with puberty made for some good fun!!.....But nobody ever saw me, we lived kind of out in the country, but our yard was pretty big and it was a quarter of a mile to the nearest neighbor's house!....going out to the barn was some fun jacking off!!...I was a mighty imaginative kid!!
Spent lots of time in the barn alone or with girlfriends, Nothing better than a roll in the hay
I love being naked outside on a cool night.
Went to see Fast & Furious 6 last night with the wife. Went straight to the top row in the middle. Wore loose cargo shorts, no underwear, and a small tube of lotion in the pocket. But then before the previews started, 3 middle aged women sat at the far left of the top row and a young couple sat at the far right. About 7 or 8 seats between us and them on each side. Then the row right in front of us filled right in front of us. errrrr!!!
After eating half the popcorn, I sat the tub on the armrest to my right, and my wife was on my left. Undone my shorts and started playing with it a little trying to get hard. Probably 5min and still not hard. The wife was nervous I was gonna get caught. So then the fight scene between Michelle Rodriguez and Gina Carono and add a little lotion and I was hard!!!
I kept my right elbow stationary on the armrest and just pivoted my wrist to stroke the end of my cock. I had it pushed forward under my shorts. And then my wife looks over at me and I climax!!!
I used my left hand index & middle fingers to press against my perineum so I didn't ejaculate all over myself! (handy little trick when in these circumstances)... needless to say it was quite a rush!!!!!
Last edited by KssnCzns; 06-02-2013 at 08:54 AM.
Last weekend I was in a hotel and went in the restroom to piss. The room was empty and when I was through peeing I stroked myself pretty good. I didn't do it long enough to cum but it sure was exciting!! Hope there weren't any hidden cameras! LOL
Went for a drive the othet evening, before dark, and had the wife drive. She doesn't have tinted windows and her front seata are pretty high compared to the bottom of the windows.
So I drop my pants to my ankles, put a towel underneath me, and use some hand lotion to start jacking off in the front passenger seat. I would cover up at stop ligjts and going thru intersections with cars waiting.
Anyway. . . Kept it up until I shot my load. It was kinda hot watching my cum shoot up and then drop back down on the back of my hand and feeling it's warmth as I stroked thru my orgasm. I could feel it run down across my balls. Good thing I brought the towel...
I climaxed right as she was slowing down for a stop light. There were cars approaching but none close enough to clearly see me...I don't think.....
Had a rental car last night. Took a drive with the wife, stopped ay Braum's for ice cream. Ate it in the parking lot while my wife played with my cock to get it hard.
Sitting in the parking lot one space from the entrance/exit, with a guy sitting in his car eating his hamburger parked on the driver's side of me. Cars from the drive thru going behind us to leave.
I took some lotion and jacked off until I shot my load on a shirt I had lying across my legs.
No tinted windows on this car and it was well before dark.
i have masturbated in several private viewing booths in adult bookstores. several times while driving, locker room showers at the gym, public bathrooms, and outside a few times
Just love to feel the air on my naked body as I jerk my throbbing cock outside. Even wanked off once watching the girls next door topless sunbathing, I was leaning out the bathroom window for a better view.
Best outdoor jerk was at a relatives swimming pool. I was skinny dipping and wanking off when the neighbours came over for their usual Friday night dip. Three teenage girls and two of their mother's. What could I do??? I tried to cover myself but they said don't worry. Americans are usually prudes when it comes to nudity but the girls just got topless and got into the pool. Well that did it for me out I got stark naked with my cock pointing skyward. I made a lame excuse about the toilet and then jerked myself off up the side of the garage. I think they could hear me groaning from such pleasure.
Any confirmed wanker who has not got naked and wanked in the open should try give it a try.
With this nice weather we are having right now, I went outside a little while ago totally naked except for my sneakers. Got up on top of the picnic table, sat down on a nice big dildo and stroked into one of my favorite Fleshie gals. I fondled my balls with one hand while stroking with the other, all the while sliding up and down on the dildo. SURE FELT GREAT!!!
I've only wanked in a store bathroom and a bathroom at my high school a few years back after I unknowingly snuck in the back doors. While I was fapping these two janitors walked in and were discussing something about the stall next to mine and one of them could've easily seen me through the crack. But they left and I was able to finish up. I've been itching to wank in more public places though.
Yeah...no interest in this at all lol. If someone got cum on me in a movie theater though, I would rip their balls off.
Gotta agree with Jeffy here. I don't see the thrill in it and I know I'd have a much nicer time in the sanctity of my bed curled up with a Fleshlight and porn on the big screen.
I've masturbated to completion:
- driving down the interstate (65 mph in light traffic at 11 p.m.) - sorry guys, I know it's dangerous
- center stage of an empty, 1,800-seat concert hall, lights all the way up
- in the glass-enclosed lobby of that concert hall, mid-day
- completely nude in the middle of a residential intersection during a strong rainstorm at 2 a.m. (my FAVORITE)
I'm very much an exhibitionist so love public exposure. Of course, you still have to be careful & mindful of surroundings but that being said, what guy doesn't LOVE the thought of others seeing his cock, be it hard or soft? One of the reasons why I like my web cam so much. It gives the safety of home, no one is going to see it by "accident" and if they don't like what they see, they can leave right away. The more watching the harder I get & more fun I have! I guess that's not really "public" jerking but nowadays who wants the hassle of getting arrested? If I get to watch several cams at the same time, so much the better!
There is a park near my house with a wooded trail along side the creek where I have went
and used my cell phone to record jack off movies.
I like to stroke myself at a forest preserve, were i know i am watched by both women and men. I am not gay, but do enjoy being watched. Have watched several couples play in the woods and have stroked myself to a big explosion , many times.
Glad I didn't post a new thread. I just revisited the greatness myself recently.
I don't do this often enough, I must say. Coming right out of High School, when I got my first car, I would park all over the place and rub one out. I lived in a spider-infested shithole of a house with 5 other dudes, so privacy was scarce. My favorite place to park was on the mountain overlooking the city. I'd usually stay in the car, but there was a granite park bench up there I'd try from time to time. Felt especially good RIGHT after sundown, when the bench was still warm from the sun lol.
Earlier this week I did it around sunset on the river. I had been fishing for a couple hours with no luck. Eventually I just laid on the riverbank and watched the clouds, smoking my pipe. I started to get pretty lightheaded and got the idea to drop trou and bust one. I had seen people floating by earlier on inner-tubes but that was when I first got there. I figured most people were off the river by the time I slid my shorts down. It didn't take long: I shot a huge load in the sand, got up, and moved a few feet down the bank so I didn't have to sit in it lol.
As I was loading the pipe again, I looked up to light it and a drunken couple was paddling ashore upstream from me. By this time the sun was down but the sky was still lit up. Dangerous hour to be still floating, as you can't see the bottom of the river. I hid the pipe in a panic before I realized... I doubt the smoking is as offensive as happening upon some dude jerkin' it. Luckily I had already finished!
"How far are we from the highway?" The boyfriend asked me as they walked up. I tried not to roll my eyes. Californians, I thought.
"Y'all parked up that way or something?" I didn't see the point in hoofing it to the highway otherwise.
"We're gonna hitchhike... I think." The girlfriend chimed in. She was shivering, and had her eye on my truck. I used the government vehicle to get to the river, probably a bad idea.
"Was that your plan, or his?" I said, pointing to the boyfriend. He looked pissed.
Before I made the situation worse I just offered them a ride. There was plenty of room in the truck cab, but the boyfriend insisted they sit in the bed. It had cooled down considerably by then, but I said fuck it. I got them home and they were caked in dried dirt that had clung to their still-wet bodies. What a shit-show, I'm willing to bet the dude slept on the couch that night.
After I dropped them off I drove back to my duty station to put away my fishing gear. Rubbing one out on the porch of my cabin seemed like a good idea, but some of the guys and gals on the compound were having a bonfire nearby. I just grabbed a couple cigars and went to hang with them instead.
Methinks I'll be adding masturbation to my fishing routine more often. Maybe if I make a jizz sacrifice to the River Gods before I cast my first line, I will be blessed with trout-a-plenty!
Last edited by Federale; 07-12-2014 at 05:48 PM.
Funny stuff, because it is soo true!
During this hot weather I've been tossing off in the garden every day sometimes two or three times a day. Great just to drop your shorts and rub one out. Don't think the neighbours can see me but I've had no complaints and I hope that wanking in the privacy of your own garden is not illegal. Even got my fleshlight out and humped that in the fresh air. I pull out just before I come and jizz all over the grass. Also great feeling having cool grass on your arse as you hump the light. My only concern really is that the neighbours hear me groaning as I cum. Got to have a good grunt when you jizz it always makes me feel good. Plants don't seen to mind either and the odd splash of spunk over them seems to make them grow well enough.
Sadly the only public thing i've done is a walmart bathroom, now that I live in more country setting maybe that will change.
Common shower area. And I could post this to Caught in the Act thread since I have been caught more than once in the common showers and I always go ahead and finish!
Back when I was in middle school and high school I used to fap from time to time in the restrooms.
Outdoors under the sunlight is nice. It would be better though if you had your own private mansion with a huge backyard where you could jerk under the sun as long as you want.
Yep I've tossed it around outside the house from time to time.
In chronological order.
Hopping in the way back machine...
Back in about 8th grade me an a buddy would hang out in a trail and fort we built in some woods near our houses. Usually lighting off bottle rockets or shooting at things with our BB guns etc. One day we got to talking about all the hot girls at school and which ones we would like to fool around with. A few minutes in to the conversation he asks if I ever masturbate. I was a bit shocked but he was a pretty close friend that I had known all my life so I told him yeah I've been doing it for a couple years now. He then asked if I had ever came while doing it. I said yeah pretty much every time that I can remember. He then told me that he couldn't cum. I told him maybe he was doing it wrong. He asked, well how do you make it cum? I told him just keep stroking. Eventually it will feel really good, and it will just happen. He asked, well how long does it take? I said as short as only a few minutes or sometimes 15 to 20 minutes. He said he must not be doing it right. He asked if I minded showing him. I was a little creeped out but I figured ok. He seemed genuinely concerned that something was wrong. So we both whipped them out and started jerking off. He must have been a late bloomer. Or at least I'm hoping for his sake that that is the case because he had a tiny little pinky sized erection. Mine was close to nearly fully developed already. I'm a pretty average size, so at that point mine was huge in comparison. We kept talking about the hot girls in our classes and a short few min later I finished. He kept at it for a few minutes longer he finally gave up and never came. I'm thinking he just wasn't developed enough for the plumbing to function. We never spoke of that day since. It was weird.
Later that same summer. In the same trail. I had rode my bicycle several miles to a grocery store that I had seen bikini magazines at. It was kinda like porn to a 8th grader that could not otherwise get my hands on porn. So it did the job. And well. I rode to the store bought 3 magazines. On my way home with them I stopped at our fort and had a glorious hour long session with all the beautiful bikini clad beauties in those magazines. Then I packed them up and prepared to sneak them into the house undetected. The Mission was a success.
I was trying on clothes in a department store fitting room. On my way into the fitting rooms, two high school girls were on their way out. Giggling like they were not supposed to be in the men's fitting room and clearly up to something. One of them giggled and handed me a pair of lacy pink panties she apparently just tried on. She smiled and said here these are for you. I asked what am I going to do with them? She smiled said I'm sure you'll think of something, and just kept walking. She was right. I headed into the fitting room closed the door I sniffed them. Yep they were still warm. I proceeded to rub one out with the panties wrapped around my dick wishing my dick was in the girls pussy. I actually bought those panties, and still have them today... their my favorite souvenir.
Instance #4 actually like #4 thru about #40. But I'll just call it #4
Several years Later. I was all alone working late at work. I was feeling a bit horny so I jumped on the internet in search for some hotties. I took care of business. Then got back to business. I got into a regular practice of this until one day my boss came back to work late one night to pick up some papers. There I am stroking my boner to some hot internet porn and I hear the front door open. I kill the power and hauled ass for the storage closet. That was a freaking close call. Oddly enough, years later my wife and I had sex in that same office on the weekend.
This was the only sexually adventurous thing my wife has ever done. While driving home from a birthday party at a relatives house, my wife was feeling horny. She was wearing a short skirt. She pulled up her skirt, pulled her panties aside and started fingering herself as I drove. she pulled her fingers out and reached over so I could taste them. She asked it tasted good. I said yeah I and I couldn't wait to plunge my tong into her pussy when we got home. She reached over, unzipped my shorts and helped pull them down a bit and gave me a BJ while I drove. It was amazing.
I jerked off to some hotties sunbathing on a cruse ship balcony that was just below our balcony. I was terrified yet excited to get caught because I knew if either of them opened their eyes they would see me. I didn't realize that all the balconies above us had a clear sight of me.
My wife and I went to a solarium (tanning bed) before a vacation to pre-tan to prevent from burning. While I was on the tanning bed I thought of all the hot naked girls that must have used that same bed before me. I enjoyed a relaxing release.
I can't wait for my next adventure.
Jacked off on the balcony of a hotel in downtown Paris on the 2nd floor at like 10pm and jizzed onto the street below. It was exhilarating.