This morning I awoke way before dawn and went outside in just my ankle socks and got up on top of the picnic table, mounted a good dildo to the wall and woke myself up fully!!!..I stroked my cock and balls as they hung an' flung!!..rocking back and forth onto the hard rubber rod!!...it was still pitch black dark and totally deserted, plus I was in my fenced in back yard..no one could really see me anyways..
But I sure had fun for a bit there!!!....I'd say about 15 or 20 minutes before the sun started coming up and I came back in...sure made me horny!!!........I've been naked and jacking off all day!!...Loving every minute of it!!
I Wanked in a public bathroom once
if wanking in the sea counts, then yes.
Never but loved to
I've whacked off in the bathroom at work a few times, highway rest areas a few times during long trips... don't recall ever jacking off while driving though. Unless I got started while driving, then finished off at the rest area.
I can get very horny, very suddenly.
I used to go in the back when the wife was out front talking to the other neighbor lady across the street. They would be standing by the curb talking, and I'd be looking thru the pickets jacking off...fantasizing about having a 3-way...
Not at a Rest Stop.
But I've jacked off driving SO many times I cannot count them all.
Driving, sitting at stop light, in the automatic carwash, etc...
I drop the wheel all the way down where I can hold it with my leg when I climax. I press against my perinium with my free hand to keep from ejaculating, so there's no mess. Best trick I ever learned. Full strength orgasm, but no mess.
Just wait til the last split second before you feel its gonna squirt and press with index and middle fingertips, half way between your asshole and the edge of your sack.
Last edited by KssnCzns; 10-24-2012 at 04:17 PM.
I'm sorry, but jacking off while driving sounds very dangerous to me. I've never done it but I will admit that back in my younger years I did get a couple of blowjobs while driving. I do remember it was very hard to concentrate on the wheel, and I consider myself extremely stupid for allowing it to happen. Driving is a serious matter, it should not be taken lightly!!! Suppose someone killed your child because they were jacking off while driving? How would you feel about it then? I'm sorry, but I have a very strong opinion on this. Probably because my fiancee was killed in a car wreck because some stupid-ass was texting while driving and slammed into her. She had to be cut out of the car with the 'jaws of life' and died before she even reached the hospital. She lost her life and my life and her family's was ruined because some idiot thought something other than paying attention to the road was more important.
PLEASE DO NOT JACK OFF AND DRIVE!!!!!!! Is that little bit of pleasure worth someone's life? I don't think so....
Last edited by SLECTOR; 10-25-2012 at 05:41 AM.
Driving is serious shit man. Don't drive if you are not at your 100% of attention.
Don't mess with your gf/bf.
Don't play/talk with the cellphone (not even using a microphone).
I've lost 10 years of life on the road and it wasn't pretty. It still isn't.
Damn, Slector, I hate to hear that. That definitely is horrible that it happened to your fiancee.
I haven't done it in a long time. Your post brings a harsh reality to distracted driving.
Sorry for your lose. And thanks for sharing a painful part of your life with us.
its no over
I jacked off in the men's bathroom at work the other day.
Browsing snatchly.com masturbation pics, and just couldn't not do it myself!!!
Adult theaters or arcades when str8 couples are doing there thing
parks at night with laptop
front deck at night i live in the country heard a couple having sex outside close by
I remember back when I was a kid, sometimes on a warm summer's night I would camp out in the backyard--by myself--then late at night I would streak all over the yard!!...That mixed with puberty made for some good fun!!.....But nobody ever saw me, we lived kind of out in the country, but our yard was pretty big and it was a quarter of a mile to the nearest neighbor's house!....going out to the barn was some fun jacking off!!...I was a mighty imaginative kid!!
Spent lots of time in the barn alone or with girlfriends, Nothing better than a roll in the hay
I love being naked outside on a cool night.
Went to see Fast & Furious 6 last night with the wife. Went straight to the top row in the middle. Wore loose cargo shorts, no underwear, and a small tube of lotion in the pocket. But then before the previews started, 3 middle aged women sat at the far left of the top row and a young couple sat at the far right. About 7 or 8 seats between us and them on each side. Then the row right in front of us filled right in front of us. errrrr!!!
After eating half the popcorn, I sat the tub on the armrest to my right, and my wife was on my left. Undone my shorts and started playing with it a little trying to get hard. Probably 5min and still not hard. The wife was nervous I was gonna get caught. So then the fight scene between Michelle Rodriguez and Gina Carono and add a little lotion and I was hard!!!
I kept my right elbow stationary on the armrest and just pivoted my wrist to stroke the end of my cock. I had it pushed forward under my shorts. And then my wife looks over at me and I climax!!!
I used my left hand index & middle fingers to press against my perineum so I didn't ejaculate all over myself! (handy little trick when in these circumstances)... needless to say it was quite a rush!!!!!
Last edited by KssnCzns; 06-02-2013 at 08:54 AM.
Last weekend I was in a hotel and went in the restroom to piss. The room was empty and when I was through peeing I stroked myself pretty good. I didn't do it long enough to cum but it sure was exciting!! Hope there weren't any hidden cameras! LOL
Went for a drive the othet evening, before dark, and had the wife drive. She doesn't have tinted windows and her front seata are pretty high compared to the bottom of the windows.
So I drop my pants to my ankles, put a towel underneath me, and use some hand lotion to start jacking off in the front passenger seat. I would cover up at stop ligjts and going thru intersections with cars waiting.
Anyway. . . Kept it up until I shot my load. It was kinda hot watching my cum shoot up and then drop back down on the back of my hand and feeling it's warmth as I stroked thru my orgasm. I could feel it run down across my balls. Good thing I brought the towel...
I climaxed right as she was slowing down for a stop light. There were cars approaching but none close enough to clearly see me...I don't think.....
Had a rental car last night. Took a drive with the wife, stopped ay Braum's for ice cream. Ate it in the parking lot while my wife played with my cock to get it hard.
Sitting in the parking lot one space from the entrance/exit, with a guy sitting in his car eating his hamburger parked on the driver's side of me. Cars from the drive thru going behind us to leave.
I took some lotion and jacked off until I shot my load on a shirt I had lying across my legs.
No tinted windows on this car and it was well before dark.