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    Fucking lupe like a mad man with madison ivy on the tv. I love madison, she is so sexy and sucks dick like a champ.

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    Today is Wednesday and I had the day off. Been going at it like a rabbit in heat all day!! As usual, the back room here has been filled with porn of hot young blondes getting cocks, tongues, toys, and enema nozzles shoved up their sweet little pink buttholes. Just makes my dick so rock-fucking-hard watching that shit!! Just LOVE it!!! Ashley is mounted on her bar stool and she has just been taking a beating from my rigid meat all fucking afternoon!! I can just stand up and fuck her for forever!! I've gotten where I can pound her for fifteen or twenty minutes easily and not have to worry about cumming.. My balls have flopped back and forth so much today they are almost sore!! I can tell they have worked up a major king-sized load!! It's just about time to switch over to Mary Kate and let her edge me into oblivion. Gonna lay back, lube her up good, slip in the big vibrator and just edge and edge and edge.. I just know it's gonna be a great session ending with a truck sized cum!!!

    Then just two days of work and I get to do it all over again!! It's official--jacking off is my hobby!! I love it so much!!!

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    Slector, you would be proud... I just bought an Aneros helix and a naughty boy as well as a stoya forbidden. I'm really not into anal play of any kind, but I thought that I would keep an open mind. Any tips or tricks with using either the Aneros or the naughty boy? Damnit man, you're bringing me over to the dark side.

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    To be honest, I am a bit nervous about sticking anything up my butt... but at the same time, it kind of gives me a hard-on thinking about it. I'm not sure what to think. *Nervous laugh*

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    Y'know how I've told you how I now have 4 tvs back here in the computer room for porn? Well, you are not going to believe what happened last night! I had to go to this dumbass office party for some visiting bigwigs at one of the local hotels. I really really didn't want to go but as I was leaving work at 5pm the boss caught me and shamed me into going. So I get there at 7pm and am told there is going to be some give-aways at the end of the night. So I make it through the dinner and 2 and half hours of stupid speeches about how to improve the company and all that shit. Finally the raffle/give away starts. Now, I've never won anything in my entire life and I expected this to be no different. Mostly the stuff was junk like coffee makers, gift certificates and crap like that.. Then they got to the final one. It was a 32 inch hi-def flatscreen tv and dvd player. I was thinking "boy, wouldn't that be great to add to my "mission control" porno room?"...Mother fucker if I didn't WIN it!!! Could not fucking believe it!!

    Hauled that sumbitch home and spent this morning trying to figure out how am I going to add another tv in the porn playroom. Well, I did figure it out! So now I have a full 360 degrees of porn back here in "funtown"!! I even took one of those full length mirrors, turned it horizontal and mounted it behind my computer screen! Now I can see the tvs behind me while I am surfing porn on the computer!!...Five (count 'em) FIVE tvs, a portable dvd player/screen, the computer, and with the mirror it makes it seem like even double all that!! Each tv with it's own dvd player. My God!! It's porn Heaven back here!! Two mounted fleshies each facing a different direction. Two mounted dildos, again, each facing a different direction! Just porn overload!! I've got delicious anal porn going on ALL OF THEM!!!! Holy fuck!! So many beautiful young buttholes!! So many cocks squirting hot jizz into them!! Un-fucking-real!!! HOG HEAVEN!!

    Just been jacking and humping like a monster all afternoon!! Towels and lube EVERYWHERE!!! Just about had all I can take! Gonna have to shut it all down and head to the bedroom for the Main Flight!! I've got this great anal dvd cued up back there with this chick who is a dead ringer for Brittney Spears! Gonna put it on and put Big Bang Theory on the other tv. Gonna edge and edge and have a beautiful fantasy about me, Brittney, and Kaley Cuoco all having an anal filled threesome!! Hot damn!! This is gonna be a superb jack session!!!
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    It's the weekend, baby ... about time for the Saturday Night Swangin' Session!

    But, unfortunately, the wife works tonight so I've got the child solo. Have to wait until she goes to sleep. Then it's Nowhere Porn on the Roku in the bedroom and I'ma wrangle my FL like a 2 AM last-call girl at the bar.

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    Haha. Selector. I did that fantasizing the other night with Mila Jovavich while watching Resident Evil.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLECTOR View Post
    So now I have a full 360 degrees of porn back here in "funtown"!! I even took one of those full length mirrors, turned it horizontal and mounted it behind my computer screen! Now I can see the tvs behind me while I am surfing porn on the computer!!...Five (count 'em) FIVE tvs, a portable dvd player/screen, the computer, and with the mirror it makes it seem like even double all that!! Each tv with it's own dvd player. My God!! It's porn Heaven back here!! Two mounted fleshies each facing a different direction. Two mounted dildos, again, each facing a different direction! Just porn overload!! I've got delicious anal porn going on ALL OF THEM!!!! Holy fuck!! So many beautiful young buttholes!! So many cocks squirting hot jizz into them!! Un-fucking-real!!! HOG HEAVEN!!!!!
    Congratulations on the WIN!

    What? No pictures of your HOG HEAVEN to amaze us???

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    I've not masturbated in two days. My dick is yelling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gman78 View Post
    Congratulations on the WIN!

    What? No pictures of your HOG HEAVEN to amaze us???
    Well, I thought about that but frankly there is too much other stuff in this room that someone might identify me with. I'd rather keep my anonymity. Maybe if I can clear out some stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLECTOR View Post
    Well, I thought about that but frankly there is too much other stuff in this room that someone might identify me with. I'd rather keep my anonymity. Maybe if I can clear out some stuff.
    Ha! Ok...I understand. Congrats again.

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    About to whip out the STU for the second day in a row, haven't used my fleshlights back to back days yet, looking forward to it!

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    I am letting the anticipation build for a while, I'm ready to go right now, but I'll wait. I plan to break out the mini-maid tonight, I haven't used that one in a while.

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    I can't fucking jerk off right now, and probably not for another few days.

    I've been getting this irritation on my cock, and it's sore as hell.

    But at the same time, I'm so fucking horny god damnit.

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    Holy Fuck!! I've been watching so much Sasha Rose porn this weekend it ain't even funny!! Was so involved in it yesterday(Saturday) I couldn't even stop long enough to come here and tell ya about it!! I would give my left nut just to stick my tongue up her butthole for just one second!! I'm working on some good 'best of' vids of her. I'm dividing them into blonde and brunette. Y'know, it's weird--I am all about hot young blondes but for her I actually prefer her as a brunette...don't know why... But either way she has the face (and butthole) of an angel!!!!

    But I digress. So I got off work Friday at 1pm. Came home and decided that "Mission Control" was not up to snuff. So I spent all afternoon Friday and most of Saturday morning rearranging all the furniture and tvs and shit back here. Each time I had been getting another tv back here I was just putting it wherever it would fit. So I sat down (naked of course) and thought up the best way to get it all put together so it was not only space efficient but 'porn viewing' efficient! I had everything crammed in here so tight that just to move one desk over one foot required basically clearing out the entire room and just starting all over from scratch... and when you are rearranging things with the sole purpose of better porn viewing you can't really ask your buddies for help (at least I can't)..

    So I'm clearing out bookshelves, moving big heavy desks around, moving and rewiring tvs and computers and dvd players and all that shit...by myself!!...Needless to say it was a Herculean task..For a while there I began to ask myself "what the hell have I gotten myself into here?".. But once it was started it was all or nothing...But in the end it was worth it! I've got the 'pleasure dome' set up just the way I want it now. So it's six screens of porn plus the computer, mirrors on each wall so it is just porn porn PORN everywhere you look!! I LOVE IT!!! I could watch anal porn 24/7!! I never get tired of it!!!

    Once I finally finished I decided I could not live another minute without watching Sasha Rose get buttfucked!!...And that's ALL I did for the rest of the day!!...I was slamming into my fleshies and ramming myself onto my dildos like a Sasquatch in heat!! ALL day long!!! I was so horny I was even giving blowjobs to my 'realskin' dildos!!..Just....could...not....get...enough!!!!

    Finally had to shut down Mission Control about 8pm and head to the bedroom.. There I edged for almost an hour and a half to the most beautiful lesbian ass porn!! Hot young chicks, delicious tongue-filled gapes, toys and cream!!..Mary Kate was lubed up nicely and the big vibrator was in to the hilt!!..Just pure-D-heaven!!! ..It finally culminated in a Godzilla sized cum!!..It was AMAZING!!!!....Was so exhausted I slept for almost 11 hours!!


    Today I have been doing the sequel!! Working on my Sasha Rose edits and I have got every kind of porn under the sun going; straight, lesbian, shemale, gay-- you name it, if it's legal, I've got it playing back here in this wonderland of porn!! My cock, balls, and asshole are almost raw they have been used so much this weekend!!!.....

    Damn, why does this have to end?!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by secretsexpoet View Post
    Slector, you would be proud... I just bought an Aneros helix and a naughty boy as well as a stoya forbidden. I'm really not into anal play of any kind, but I thought that I would keep an open mind. Any tips or tricks with using either the Aneros or the naughty boy? Damnit man, you're bringing me over to the dark side.
    Well, anal play is not for everyone. Some like it, some don't. As for me, well, I've been shoving stuff up my ass since I was about 11 years old, I love it!!... BUT I am used to it. If you are not, go slow and start with something small, maybe just a finger for awhile until you get used to it, but it's always best to make sure you are REALLY clean before trying it. You might like it, you might not--it's not for everybody. Let us know how it turns out.

    Oh God, what a weekend this has been. Can't take it no more...must head to the bedroom for a last Flight of the weekend.

    I love to squirt!!

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    Have been so fucking horny for the whole day so suggestions for some great porn vids? Today my fleshlight gets banged hard and long, its been about three days from last time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Ramio View Post
    Have been so fucking horny for the whole day so suggestions for some great porn vids? Today my fleshlight gets banged hard and long, its been about three days from last time.
    http://xshare.com/video/Sara-Jay-fucked-by-younger-dude

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    Been sliding my dick in lupe everyday this week, constantly getting erections at the worst times. I would say i have put 10 - 12 loads in her and i'm still not satisfied. i definitely have a serious problem

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    Had an extremely hard week at work! Finally made it to the weekend. Been watching my Sasha Rose edits and my Milton Twins edits all day. Been standing and hands free fucking my Ashley like a madman. God, I love porn so much!! About at the end of my rope. Gotta head to the bedroom for a super scrumptious edging session!!

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    Last night's edging session and cum were monumental! Oh, the wad I shot! Been going at it like a maniac again today! All my Fleshies and dildos have well serviced me this weekend. So extremely horny! Time to close up Mission Control and head to the bedroom for the last jack fest of the weekend. Although my balls thoroughly drained last night I have got a whopping load ready again for my Mary Kate and her sweet rubber butthole!! Her speedbump texture makes my cock feel so good!! I love her!!


    Then I'm off work on Wednesday and I plan on spending the whole day stroking and watching porn!!

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    I feel kind of in between, I want to fly, but then again, I'm not sure if I want to. I don't want to force it, and not have a good orgasm. Maybe I'll just take a break tonight, or maybe not.

    I'm indecisive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLECTOR View Post
    Then I'm off work on Wednesday and I plan on spending the whole day stroking and watching porn!!
    Im off today too....but I cant stroke it all day Gotta beat this cum out in the next couple of hours

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    I was having a session with my new Jack Ass Super Ribbed sleeve, and then my cell phone started going off and I stopped to answer it. Stupid Amazon was sending text notices to me saying my package that I received last week had been delivered. Now I don't know if I want to go back in and start up again, or just get started on some of the stuff I need to do before work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by N_the_Flesh View Post
    Im off today too....but I cant stroke it all day Gotta beat this cum out in the next couple of hours
    Well, I'm sorry that you can't play all day like I am going to, but I hope you have a really good cum!!..It's 10:40am Wednesday and I just got all cleaned up and got all the toys in their respective positions. Just confining playtime to the Control room today, and later the bedroom. Not going to be an "all about the house" day today. But I just fired up all the porn screens, got Ashley and Kaley lubed up, and am going to work on some porn edits for most of the day.

    "Gentlemen, start your engines!" Everything below my waist is open for business!!..I love watching porn, stroking my cock, playing with my balls, and shoving dildos up my ass!!..Today's menu is, as usual, hot young girls having their assholes explored!! MMMM-mmmm!!!!

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    about to FLy in one minute........prepare for takeoff.....

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    inside a wonder wave jackass right now

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    Had a wonderful 2hour long slow wank in lupe last night. My orgasm was so intense, strongest i have had in a while and my cum shot was ridiculous. Felt completely drained of all energy, pulled out washed her out and fell asleep as soon as my head hit the pillow. will repeat tonight

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    Fanatic, it sounds like you had some good fun last night! So did I!! I played off and on all day yesterday. I'm really heavy into my porn editing these days, just ordering tons of dvds and downloading HD stuff off the internet and taking it all and compiling my favorite stuff. Mostly it's all anal stuff but occasionally I find a super hottie that I really like and just do compilations of her. I've done buttfucking compilations, lesbian anal gaping, anal creampies, shemales, etc... Also a lot of Beata Undine, Milton twins, Sasha Rose, Amy Brook, Chastity Lynn, Tara Lynn, and Monroe. Unfortunately Monroe just does softcore, but she is so fine and young looking I can't resist her! Her compilations are usually just going on in the background of my playroom.

    The Beata ones are fun because she looks almost exactly like my last girlfriend's daughter! She had just turned 18 when I met my (then) girlfriend and OMG let me tell you I had MANY fantasies about her while I was fucking her mother! My girlfriend was pretty hot also, and I used to fantasize about the two of us teaching her daughter the joys of anal sex!! Yes, it was perverted but it was just a fantasy. My girlfriend died in a car wreck a few years back and although I have found a couple of porn stars who remind me of her, it's still hard for me to watch them and fantasize about her--it's still just too painful....But damned if I can't watch these Beata vids and fantasize about her daughter!! LOL!

    Anyway, yesterday was Saturday and we all know what the SLECTOR does on Saturdays!! The whole day was Fleshlights, porn and dildos! Had all six screens here in Mission Control fired up with delicious hardcore porn!! Had a few drinks and edited porn all day. Frequently stopping to stand up and fuck my Ashley. Had the cockrings on and the butt balls in. I would fuck her for awhile and then go back to "work". Slow and easy for a bit, then hard and fast. She's mounted right at "dick height" and I sometimes will bend my knees a bit and come up at her from beneath. Other times getting on tippy toes, hunch over her, and thrust into her from above. Sure is fun!! I took a half of a Cialis yesterday so my dick has been pretty much hard all weekend.

    Then I would trade up and slide onto my Kaley mounted big ol' dildo for awhile!! Again, slow and easy a bit, then good and hard and fast!! So much fucking fun!!! I finally closed it all down and moved to the bedroom where I had an edging session of about an hour and fifteen minutes. Had the most glorious cum!!! I thought my balls were going to turn inside out they emptied so hard!!

    Today, it's been "second verse, same as the first!".......Gonna head to the bedroom here shortly and finish out this weekend!......A week more of work, then a three day weekend!....Guess what I will be doing then?

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    My new order came in yesterday. I ordered three Cheeks sleeves, Speed Bump, Barracuda, and Super Tight. I used all three last night, and I have to say that I like the Speed Bump the best. I felt like the longer I went on, the more intense it felt. Using all three sleeves gave me three amazing orgasms.

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    Just got my mystery sleeve order in, gonna use my new FLG Lisa Ann Lotus today and my mystery sleeve super ribbed mouth tomorrow, maybe I'll throw in the shower mount one time too. TGIF

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    Too much time has passed from lastest "Flys". I'm going to take my sukit draft and watch my best oral porn hope to cum hard

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    Well, it's nice that I have three whole days to do nothing but jack off and watch porn!!...Although it's kinda sad that I have three days to do nothing but jack off and watch porn! LOL...Although I kind of planned it that way. None of my friends were really doing anything this holiday weekend, so it's just me and the toys and the porn. And I plan on sleazing out to the max!! Just got in a ton of new DVDs and I'm going to spend the three day weekend editing them and being nekkid!! If you are an anal nut (like me) you have just GOT to check out stuff by Jay Sin!! His vids are the absolute top-of-the-notch when it comes to anal porn!! In fact I think I've gotten spoiled by his stuff--no other anal porn comes close to his!! Just positively the best for bootyhole lovers!! I'm collecting everything he has ever done.

    Also just finished making another 4 and a half hour disc of Beata Undine!! God-fuckin-DAMN that lil' Russian (or whatever she is) is FINE-O-MATIC!!!!

    I'm gonna have some drinks and play with my Fleshies and dildos all day!! I haven't cum in a week and I'm horny as a merf!!!

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    Wow...I mean just WOW!!.. I don't think I've been this horny in my entire life!! I've got lesbian anal porn going, shemale anal porn going, and even gay anal porn going!! Fucking my Fleshies like a madman all day. I bet I've slid 5 miles of dildo up my ass this afternoon!! I am thoroughly exhausted!! And I haven't even cum yet! I've been playing and downloading extreme porn all day!! I am just coo-coo for butt holes!!! Absolutely ADORE them!!! I love the way these young porno chicks can take so much cock and toys up their sweet lil' assholes!!! How can something that tiny gape so wonderfully? Simply DIVINE!!! The more those beautiful butt holes gape and wink and drip cream and cum, the hotter it gets me!! so....heavenly....

    I'm about at the end of my rope... Gonna have to close down and head to the bedroom for a wonderfully wet edging session!!!...The cum...oh the cum I am going to have!!!! My Mary Kate has been cooking in her heating pad for almost two hours now!! I hope she is so hot I can barely stick my dick in her!! My balls are going to explode if they don't get some sweet release here soon!!!

    I love porn and jacking off SO MUCH!!!!!

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    Last night was wonderful!!! Huge HUGE cum!!!

    Today, still horny as fuck!! This is my new favorite girl--
    http://www.largeporntube.com/search/?q=zanna
    She's a smokin' hot lil' Russian gal named Zanna. She kind of reminds me of Emma Watson (and that is one fine gal!!). Zanna is young, thin, and has the sweetest little snatch you could ever hope to lay your eyes on!! And her tight little butthole is just to die for!! I'm saving all her vids to make a nice compilation of her stuff!!! So fucking hot!!! I may have to watch some Harry Potter tonight!!

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    Today I am finishing out the three day jack fest!! Boy, I've had some fun!! One bad thing, tho--one of my fleshies had a blow out. One of my older ones. One I had mounted on the barstool for stand up hands free fucking. Lately I had been noticing that when I was pounding her hard and fast there was a bubble forming everytime I thrust in. Today it finally popped. Now it sounds like someone snoring loudly everytime I go into her. LOL Oh well, she served me for a long time. Just ordered a new sleeve. She will be hitting the trash can now.

    Wow, my house was a mess after this three day weekend. Every room was just filled with porn and toys--such a good time! I just got through cleaning everything up and am heading to the bedroom for the last cum of the weekend. Back to work for four days and then do it all over again!!

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    Decided to take a vacation day and edge the day away.

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    I had to go out of town on business last weekend so I had no funtime (except for that stroking in the men's room), but this weekend I am back on track.

    Last night I was so giddy with anticipation of today's all-day jack fest I could barely sleep last night. I haven't cum in almost two weeks so I am super-kinky-horny today!!! I'm back on a Chastity Lynn/Sasha Rose kick today. Those little minxes just drive my dick insane!! Both are just so mutherfucking hot, and have the most delicious buttholes!!! I've just been going mad stroking and poking to them today!!! My poor neglected fleshies and dildos have been putting such a smile on my face today!! Been having sloppy fun and editing porn all day!!! I can't wait to let Mary Kate take over in a little bit and edge me into a massive MASSIVE cum!!

    I have found that if I let her and her lube bottle simmer in the heating pad for about two hours she is so fucking perfectly hot!! Almost so hot I can't take it for the first few minutes!! Then she cools down just enough to be just the right temperature!! Just fucking wonderful!! Feels so alive!! Just pumps so much cum out of me it ain't even funny!! LOL!!

    I've got an edited Chastity Lynn Anal Acrobats vid and some Big Bang Theory cued up in the bedroom waiting on me... Me, Mary Kate, Chastity, and Kaley Cuoco are going to have a wonderful edging session and then all three of them will share in the nut I bust!!...Oh, the testicular drainage I expect!!.......

    I guess ILF are never going to get these fucking Smilies fixed.....I sure am tired of using the same few over and over........
    Last edited by SLECTOR; 06-08-2013 at 03:44 PM.

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    Been working on more Sasha Rose videos today. I think I've got just about everything she's ever done while still being brunette. Now I'm working on her blonde videos. Goddamn, this chick is FINE!!!!! I am absolutely in love with her!!!

    Damn, after last night's flight I awoke this morning to find that my good vibrator is dead. I tried new batteries but it's just gone to that great porn junkyard in the sky. Had to order another one.. It damn well better be here by next weekend. Oh well, I have pounded my Ashley so hard today my dick is a little sore. I've gotten to where I really enjoy just fucking her like a jack hammer!!! She's my "exercise" fuck LOL. Now it's time to hit the bedroom and relax and let Mary Kate edge me slowly into oblivion!!

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    *walks into thread*

    Oh hey guys what's go-

    *walks out*

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    Quote Originally Posted by ParaGoomba Slayer View Post
    *walks into thread*

    Oh hey guys what's go-

    *walks out*
    *Trips him as he walks in, and watches him falls to his death*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phillip215 View Post
    *Trips him as he walks in, and watches him falls to his death*
    *Oh*

    *Snap!*

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    There is quite a thunderstorm brewing out there, so now seems to be a good time. I love FLying during a thunderstorm, especially a severe storm. I don't know what it is, but it adds something to it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ParaGoomba Slayer View Post
    *walks into thread*

    Oh hey guys what's go-

    *walks out*
    hahaha, pretty funny reaction but.....what else did you think the title suggested? We're all in here just chatting about the fun of jacking our hard dicks off, lol

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    Well, I guess I am maybe going to have to stop coming to this thread.. It seems recently everytime I post here someone gives me bad reputation points. If you do not like what is going on in this thread, why the hell are you even coming here?
    Last edited by SarahLIFE; 06-20-2013 at 04:38 PM.

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    What a lovely weekend! I somehow managed to get promoted to a full time job and that meant no more mid-week flights for me. I also had to pull off a few stunts last weekends so I was just going with shitty quick handjobs! Turning me insane man!
    But this weekend... ah, so much fun. I pulled out my old Twista from its long-term storage, carefully inspected it and... man it was like... finding something you have long lost I guess except much better. In the last months I was all for Heavenly and now... I felt perfect in the wide, accomodating swirly sleeve, caressing my cock and shaft each stroke. Could I get enough? Oh no.. I couldn't. Humped it standing up, on my knees, just stroking it... couldn't believe how much pre-cum I was pulling out! So much I barely used any lube!
    Considering it was a week I couldn't have o good cum I'd say I'm 200% satisfied by the flight itself. After a while, I found myself breathing heavily, sweating, with my hard cock down in this delicious piece of rubber (what does that even mean? ) decided to let it go and man the orgasm!
    I found so much cum oozing out of the sleeve... what a blast! I felt my cock tingling even after pulling out the last drop for a while, had to avoid putting my underpants for a while... and loved every second of it!

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    I need some advice guys. i have been cumming in lupe alot lately like twice a day. My problem is that it is taking me ages to cum and i keep going soft an then getting hard again, i have no problem getting an erection.
    I was at my wb house the other day and it took me most of the night to blow one load, he even remarked about how this is not like me at all. He did offer to play with my dick to see if that would help but i declined but am now thinking maybe i should to see if it make any difference.
    Any advice from anyone that has had this happen to them or just advice in general would be great.
    To Slector. Fuck what other people think of your posts, i didnt know there was a rep system anyway. I do hope you find out who the person is or he just fucks off. Dont want to see you leave this thread because of some drip.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fanatic View Post
    I need some advice guys. i have been cumming in lupe alot lately like twice a day. My problem is that it is taking me ages to cum and i keep going soft an then getting hard again, i have no problem getting an erection.
    I was at my wb house the other day and it took me most of the night to blow one load, he even remarked about how this is not like me at all. He did offer to play with my dick to see if that would help but i declined but am now thinking maybe i should to see if it make any difference.
    Any advice from anyone that has had this happen to them or just advice in general would be great.
    To Slector. Fuck what other people think of your posts, i didnt know there was a rep system anyway. I do hope you find out who the person is or he just fucks off. Dont want to see you leave this thread because of some drip.
    As much as you might not like the advice, I would suggest giving it a rest for a few days. Let your dick rest and give your balls some time to refuel. And as for your advice for me, you're right. Fuck 'em. I'm not going to let some dickhead stop me from posting here--it's too much fun!!.....Actually I got another bad rep point for my post yesterday--saying "offensive language"..

    I've had a pretty good weekend of porning out and Flying! Still on a major Sasha Rose kick--I am absolutely in love with her!! She is so fucking hot it drives me absolutely bananas!! I've spent most of the weekend just plowing away at my fleshies and watching her porn. I now have 13 and 1/2 hours of her on disc as a brunette. Now I am working on her blonde stuff. Also just finished another disc of 4 and a half hours of Chastity Lynn stuff. I've still got about 8 hours of her porn saved yet to edit and burn.....Soon I'm gonna have to find another gal to fall for. So far no luck. Don't get me wrong, there's tons of hot babes out there--but there are only some that really click for me enough to spend hours and hours researching their vids. I'm thinking of maybe Sasha Grey next but she seems to talk too filthy in her vids. I don't mind some dirty talk but just non stop cussing turns me off....And whoever it is, she must have a beautiful butthole and do tons of anal porn!!...I'm sorry, I can't live without anal porn! The joys of sodomy fill my every waking hour!! LOL!!

    I'm just about to close it all down and head to the bedroom for the last jack of the weekend. But I think I am going to take a day off in the middle of the week for masturbation purposes! I love watching porn and playing with myself so much!!....don't you?....
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    I agree with SLECTOR. Take a break for a few days, and let yourself recharge. I just took a few day break last week. I had been FLying a lot, and after several days it wasn't feeling quite as good as I know it should. I took a rest for three days, and my first flight after that was amazing.

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    Today is Wednesday and I took the day off work with the sole intention of playing all day! It's a little after 2pm now, I've been naked since 9:30am, and boy have I been having some fun!! I've got Beata Undine porn going on one tv, some Monroe softcore going on another, Sasha Rose anal porn on another, and just plain anal porn on the other. I'll thrust for a bit hands free into my Ashley fleshie for a bit, stop, and then slide onto my Kaley dildo for awhile. Then stop for a bit, sip on a drink and work on a porn edit a little. Then start all over again!! It's a blissful cycle!!.. Working myself up for a bit, stopping before I get too close to cumming, and then move onto something else!...Just lovely!!!...I'm so fucking horny!!!

    Whups, Beata's disc is over... I think I will put in an anal creampie compilation, I can never get enough of that!!! Hot young chicks' sweet buttholes being ravaged by big beautiful hard cocks and then being filled to the rim with thick creamy cum!!..It's the stuff angels dine on!!

    WOW!! Sasha Rose is getting a milk enema by a hot young blonde and squirting it into her mouth!!!...Excuse me, I must stroke to this!!!

 

 

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