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    Default Things you've put your cock into when masturbating

    Aside from your fleshlight, what other items have you stuck your cock into when masturbating?

    I've had tried sticking my dick into a dyson hoover, which gives great suction but tends to hurt after a few seconds.

    My top favourite is humping sofa cushions or pillow cushions which simulates to sum extend the feel of shagging. But the fabric can leave you sore.

    Other items are a narrow neck vase, a used condom, a bananna skin with some lube and an air bed like you get that floats of water.

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    Default Re: Things you've put your cock into when masturbating

    snapple bottle to test whether i really had a skinny penis, sans ruler

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    Quote Originally Posted by rgrwng View Post
    snapple bottle to test whether i really had a skinny penis, sans ruler
    LOL. I could easily fit into a Snapple bottle, if it's the size I'm thinking of. But now I can't remember. You did have to say that right after I had a little wine, didn't you? Now I'm probably going to (stupidly) wander over to the nearest 7-Eleven and buy a Snapple bottle (which I won't drink) just to see if I can stick my dick into it.

    Or maybe perhaps I should just stay put until the alcohol wears off. What do you think?

    Weirdest thing I ever stuck my dick into was hole I cut into one of my pillows when I hit puberty. I never did that again.

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    to be heard before that happens, it was the plastic one, not the glass bottle. it was great that i was apparently wider than the plastic bottle - i felt so relieved, cause those bottle openings look quite large.

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    I have a clear glass bottle that I keep coins in. The neck of the bottle fits my dick perfectly. I little baby oil and I'm off. It's fun to watch myself...it's much more clear than the Ice FL. Makes some great suction noises too

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    so you guys are the people that come out in the news. You all are seriously crazy lol.

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    I hollowed out a large zuccini and warmed it in the microwave once.

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    My trick before the FL was to take a ZipLoc bag, put lotion in it, stick it between my mattress, and go at it. It felt good and was easy to get rid of, just close the bag and toss it! It is amazing just how far a man, or boy in my scenario, will go to get off with something other than their hand.

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    Default Re: Things you've put your cock into when masturbating

    I do not remember all things
    in a lot of the things

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    I put mine in Socks and once in Bottle... It was pretty painful....

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    When I was younger I used to stick my dick between a couple of pillows. Doing that dry was not the best idea, however.
    I soon progressed to sticking my dick in a plastic bag full of lotion and then putting that between the aforementioned pillows. That worked better.
    I've also tried jerking off into a sock -- I still wonder if people actually do that because it did NOT work for me at all.
    Also tried to fuck a plastic bottle when I was about 11 or 12, I think. That required a bit of lubrication to fit. Then when I got stuck in there I figured out that was just a bad fucking idea.

    None of those methods, of course, compare with my Fleshlights. I'm so very glad ILF provides us with such great products.

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    yes guys we put our dicks in lot of things yes LOL

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    u know those party favors that are gel encased in plastic and when u squeeze they slide out of ure hand. well that was i used until the friction poped the casing and gel went everywhere

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    some of the stuff? blow-up dolls; pocket pussies; inflatable water wings, masturbation sleeves, the list goes on and on.

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    How did the zucchini feel?

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    Apart from a fleshlight, the only thing I've stuck my cock into is my own mouth while masturbating. I've never had a desire to stick it anywhere else - no food, other objects etc. I think after experiencing either a fleshlight or my own mouth around my cock and sucking myself hard, nothing else would compare... except maybe another sex toy.

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    I have used a oiled up baggie between couch cushions, that worked fairly well. I tried a sock, no dice there. I fucked some pillows but that didn't work for me.

    Whenever I think about masturbating using something other than my hand I get jealous of chicks, there are so many more things shaped like dicks than things shaped like vaginas...

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    This is a pretty good one. Find a ripe plantain about the size of your cock. Then cut the end off and squeeze out the fruit. Its nice a gooey a bit messy. Maybe one for the bath tub. But it feels pretty good. always fun to try something new.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fleshlight Gabriel View Post
    yes guys we put our dicks in lot of things yes LOL
    Yes, I'm laughing my ass off as I read this. I've never had the guts to try any of these things, knowing my luck, I'll end up pretty hurt

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    my best friend, oh wait no thats not masterbation is it lol!!

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    when i was a kid i stole this little squishy alligator toy from my sister and cut a hole in it and took the little plastic beads out, lubed it up and fucked it.. this was actually the very first time i ever had an orgasm.. it was weird lol ... but totally fucking awesome i think i busted like 8 nuts that day after i discovered my first orgasm. after that ive stuck my dick in all sorts of things lol.. various fruits and vegetables, fleshlights etc.

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    ripe melons ... cut a hole and warm them with hot water.. dont microwave and stick your cock in - sure way to burn yourself!

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    Anyone tried one of those kid's pool floatie toys? I tried it once but never could get off to it. I used plenty of lotion/lube. It didn't do anything for me. Any comments.

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    I would put a sock inside another sock and then roll the tops of socks down. I made a second one, put one inside the other to make a tight tube, and then put a rubber glove inside those. All you need then was lube.

    Cleanup was easy and you everything needed was relatively easy to get and keep around the house without raising suspicion.

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    Default Re: Things you've put your cock into when masturbating

    When I was younger a lot of things: Nerf football, up against the jet of a jacuzzi, plastic bottles, paper towel rolls, toilet paper rolls, cloths, pillows, between the mattress and box spring. Thats all I can remember now. I probably put my dick in a bunch more items.

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    I loved getting my cock vibrated with pool waterjets. I loved the orgasms it gave me. I could get multiple orgasms one right after another. It leaves me limp. The only problem is going to the pool in the spring/summer when no one is around. I do make some noise.

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    If you stick your cock in her mouth I would call it masturbation or skull fucking. If you stick it in her pussy I would call that fucking. LOL.

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    I hate you. You can self-suck. I tried but don't have the flexibility. Cheers!

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    Default Re: Things you've put your cock into when masturbating

    Are blow up sex dolls really worth the cost? How did the pussy feel?

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    Real Doll.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Howie View Post
    Real Doll.
    How real is a doll ?

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    Real Doll is a line of very expensive sex dolls.
    They look very realistic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by exapple View Post
    Real Doll is a line of very expensive sex dolls.
    They look very realistic.
    Do you mean those, which have the size/weight of a real human, with a "real" body and so on ? Seen them on some strange report on TV.

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    I don't know about weight. I've heard them say that they are heavy though. Google it and find out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by exapple View Post
    I don't know about weight. I've heard them say that they are heavy though. Google it and find out.
    I think, we are talking about the same stuff. The weight was about 50-60 Kilos and "she" was 160 165cm tall. Could be some kind of a Lupe Fuentes for everyone lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by MisterNiceGuy View Post
    I think, we are talking about the same stuff. The weight was about 50-60 Kilos and "she" was 160 165cm tall. Could be some kind of a Lupe Fuentes for everyone lol
    Except they cost thousands of dollars! You can actually go to their site and build a doll.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThePowerHouse View Post
    Except they cost thousands of dollars! You can actually go to their site and build a doll.
    I have an example for you You could have bought 1 of those dolls, for the same money, you spend on your 60plus fleshies.

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    I tried my new Trinity Vibes Wand Massager Speed Controller for my Hitachi Magic Wand. It works faily well but not great. You plug the Hitachi Magic Wand into the Speed Controller and plug the Speed Controller into an electric outlet. You can turn the magic wand on either high or low speed and then use the speed controller to change the settings for infinite speed. I wanted the low speed vibrations to be more intense. They weren't strong enough to get me off. It worked & felt best on the Low setting on my magic wand and the high setting on the speed controller. FYI.

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    I put my cock into a glass Coke bottle. I used a little lube & rubber stopper so it wouldn't irritate my shaft. The bottle worked okay. It was fun watching my cock go in & out of the bottle before I got off. I enjoyed seeing my cock squirt my cum into the bottle. It gave new meaning to the slogan "Have a Coke & a smile." You can tape the bottle down on a bathroom counter and fuck it missionary position.
    Last edited by porno07; 11-13-2011 at 02:38 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by porno07 View Post
    Anyone tried one of those kid's pool floatie toys? I tried it once but never could get off to it. I used plenty of lotion/lube. It didn't do anything for me. Any comments.
    I've definitely tried one of those too but same thing, it didn't do much for me... I even tried adjusting how much air was inside, and I still ended up having to stop and just use my hand.

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    Back in the day I cut a hole in a basketball filled it up with stuffing then inserted a plastic bag. That didn't end up working out too well. If I knew then what I know now I would have gotten it to work.

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    I've never tried fruit or vegetables or anything like that... I guess the only thing I've put my cock in while masturbating, besides the Fleshlight, is a water glass or tea cup, and that was just to catch my jizz. Actually I just did that the other day... I'd finished with a cup of tea a few hours before I'd started jerking off (at my computer desk), and I must have forgotten to pick it up.. so it was there, and I needed something to blow my load into... Unfortunately, I hadn't shot my load in a few days, so there was quite a bit ejaculated, and the orgasm was pretty good... Anyway, long story short, I must have spasmed a little, and I spilled most of it on the floor... But a few days later, I did the same thing, and managed enough willpower to not tip the cup over enough to spill it.

 

 

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