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    Default So who here has been caught?

    While the Fleshlight promotes itself as a nice, discreet package, we all know that isn't true. It's a hulking, beast of a flashlight case, if anything, so we all have to hide it and be secretive, if we live with others. I'm just curious: who here has been caught using it? Or had someone find it? What happened? I feel like many good (or terrifying) stories could come from this.

    I've owned mine for about a month now. I recently moved back home after college, just temporarily, and I've been caught using it. Was definitely...interesting. And very awkward.

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    I've never been caught... But why don't you tell us your story?

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    UPS withheld my package at the local pickup center one time. Then I went to go get it and they lost it in their facility. When they were asking me for descriptions of the package so they could find it they asked "What kind of a company is Interactive Life Forms"? And I had to lie up a cover story real quick about non-hazardous biological bacteria I was using in a college project.

    That was funny.

    I've been ALMOST caught before (back at home, before fleshie products) when my mom burst into the room cause I was feeling sick and she was bringing me medicine. Luckily i had a laptop so I just placed it over my crotch area after I pulled my underwear up with lightning quick reflexes. It's a really funny memory too because I had headphones in the laptop and as she was leaving they accidentally came out, and gay porn started playing, but the volume was (SO THANKFULLY) low so she didn't hear and just left. She never realized how close she was to making it so awkward.

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    Don't mind me - i'm just subscribing. I'm one of those lucky guys that lives with a woman that doesn't mind me having them. She joins in the fun from time to time, too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GayKzoo22 View Post
    I've been ALMOST caught before (back at home, before fleshie products) when my mom burst into the room cause I was feeling sick and she was bringing me medicine. Luckily i had a laptop so I just placed it over my crotch area after I pulled my underwear up with lightning quick reflexes. It's a really funny memory too because I had headphones in the laptop and as she was leaving they accidentally came out, and gay porn started playing, but the volume was (SO THANKFULLY) low so she didn't hear and just left. She never realized how close she was to making it so awkward.
    Or maybe she did hear it and didn't want to embarrass you.

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    When i was younger, my dad got me jerking off. I will never forgive my dad for this, btw. He caught me fapping to some porn on my computer, and he ended up completely freaking out. He took away my computer (which i paid for) and ended up monitoring my interent usage for months to come and made me a limited user. The bad part is he ended up yelling at me and repeatedly calling me a pervert. I felt like shit for it, and although i don't remember the incident super well at this point, i know he ended up calling me other names and stuff. Mind you i was like 12 or 13. I ended up looking at porn again, while he was monitoring my internet usage, and a few times he ended up yelling and calling me names again. and i mean YELLING at me, like i murdered someone and i was the spawn of the devil. I fucking hate having irrational christian conservative parents. Fucking religion... When i'm on my own and (hopefully) successful, if my deadbeat dad is still alive, he's gonna need money from his kids and i'm not gonna give him a fucking penny, and i'm gonna laugh in his face. Fuck him.

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    Sorry you had to go through that Dan. Growing up before the Internet (I know, hard for many here to imagine), we had to rely on other porn sources, like magazines, photos, etc. Luckily, my parents were more liberal minded, and had porn mags "hidden" in their bedroom, which my brothers and I found and borrowed. I'm sure they knew because I doubt we always put them back in the same place every time, but they said nothing to us about them.

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    nope I've never been caught

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    Sometimes it seems Religon itself is the spawn of the devil.
    But often also Parents without Religion have a wired behavior to their upgrowing childrens.
    I never get caught but i know the feel to get nearly caught.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FLuserinFL View Post
    Or maybe she did hear it and didn't want to embarrass you.
    Not a chance. These were men moaning and asking "for that load" and if she'd heard she would have exploded like she did when she found out I was gay.

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    Thanks for the sympathy. I didn't let it get to me too much since then, but i can't help but feel like having my dad scold my sexuality so intensely as a kid could have had negative psychological effects on me that i don't even know about. How can parents so carelessly punish their kids for something so important at a young age? Don't they know what that kind of shit can do to a kid?

    I still remember when we first got interent in my house. I don't know how old i was, but my siblings and i were all excited to see web pages and stuff, and we were fighting over using the computer just to see the internet. It was slow, but awesome at the same time. Nothing like seeing the google homepage for the first time in 16-bit color, lol.

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    I havent been caught with or without a fleshie. having sex yes, masturbation no. probably the most interesting was getting cought on the wall of a medieval castle, by the cops investigating a recent brake in.

    microdan, i've heard some stories form my friends wife who's from poland about the big diffrences between the generations in the families and their look at life. they were expecting here to be a wife/mother as soon as she finished college, they didnt understand why she's still not married and without children at 29 and allways had a big fight about it when she went to visit.
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    That´s not good.
    Anyway I have been caught two times. Not big deal, but can handle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Microdan View Post
    When i was younger, my dad got me jerking off. I will never forgive my dad for this, btw. He caught me fapping to some porn on my computer, and he ended up completely freaking out. He took away my computer (which i paid for) and ended up monitoring my interent usage for months to come and made me a limited user. The bad part is he ended up yelling at me and repeatedly calling me a pervert. I felt like shit for it, and although i don't remember the incident super well at this point, i know he ended up calling me other names and stuff. Mind you i was like 12 or 13. I ended up looking at porn again, while he was monitoring my internet usage, and a few times he ended up yelling and calling me names again. and i mean YELLING at me, like i murdered someone and i was the spawn of the devil. I fucking hate having irrational christian conservative parents. Fucking religion... When i'm on my own and (hopefully) successful, if my deadbeat dad is still alive, he's gonna need money from his kids and i'm not gonna give him a fucking penny, and i'm gonna laugh in his face. Fuck him.
    My mom caught once masturbating but said nothing. On the other hand too much porn exposure at a young age is bad too but they should have talked at taught you not made you feel unloved or a devil's child becuase like you said you did not commit a crime.
    Their teachings and punishment should have fit the offense would have been MUCH better. I do know that generations are very different and younger generations need to understand "them", and/or forgive them because that is who they are just like that is you who you are. It might sound like a bunch of bull but you might undertand the better and able to forgive if talk to some others in there same age/demographic/mindset. It took me a quite a long time to realize this.

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    i haven't been cought with a fleshie but i got cought by the cops having sex with my girlfriend at the park. aaahhh what a great night it was. we were having sex in my gf car. we were about to climax when we saw a bunch of bright light behind us and i quickly put on my sweat pants and shirt which by the way i had to put on backwards. well the cop knew what it was going down because they were nice enough to wait for like five minutes for us to put our clothes back on which by the way it was a mission since my gf has a tiny corollla. i got lucky and they let us leave with only a warning.

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    Giggity Giggity

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    I'll just paste what I said from the other thread here.

    I haven't been caught using my Fleshlights before because I have a lock on my door. But my mom and sister are both fully aware that I have Fleshlights. When I bought my first Fleshlight I went and showed it to my mom.

    I told her it was an extra large flashlight and had her open it, that was so funny. My mom knew I was a freak long before I ordered Fleshlights, no need to try to hide it anymore. My mom and my sister were actually quite interested in my Fleshlight and they fingered it for a little while just out of curiosity. We had a good laugh and then I took them to my room.

    A long time ago I noticed my mom kept mentioning cartoon sex whenever a cartoon came on, which made me realize she must have seen my Hentai collection on my computer. So, I turned to my mom and told her that I am into Hentai, which is cartoons having sex, and I masturbate on a regular basis

    She thought she could use my pervertedness as a weapon against me, but the problem was I am not ashamed of it, I am proud lol. Oh that reminds me, one time during Thanksgiving my aunt Lisa and my mom found one of my boxes for my ***** Hole Warmer I bought, which is used to heat up sex toys.

    They shouted across the house full of my family members "ZACK, WHAT IS A ***** HOLE WARMER?", they had to shout that multiple times for me to finally hear them.

    I walked into the room and told them with a smirk on my face "...You don't want to know." Then we all started laughing and I went on my way.

    It's much easier to be open about it, rather than trying to hide it, and it's so much fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zdk View Post
    I'll just paste what I said from the other thread here.

    I haven't been caught using my Fleshlights before because I have a lock on my door. But my mom and sister are both fully aware that I have Fleshlights. When I bought my first Fleshlight I went and showed it to my mom.

    I told her it was an extra large flashlight and had her open it, that was so funny. My mom knew I was a freak long before I ordered Fleshlights, no need to try to hide it anymore. My mom and my sister were actually quite interested in my Fleshlight and they fingered it for a little while just out of curiosity. We had a good laugh and then I took them to my room.

    A long time ago I noticed my mom kept mentioning cartoon sex whenever a cartoon came on, which made me realize she must have seen my Hentai collection on my computer. So, I turned to my mom and told her that I am into Hentai, which is cartoons having sex, and I masturbate on a regular basis

    She thought she could use my pervertedness as a weapon against me, but the problem was I am not ashamed of it, I am proud lol. Oh that reminds me, one time during Thanksgiving my aunt Lisa and my mom found one of my boxes for my ***** Hole Warmer I bought, which is used to heat up sex toys.

    They shouted across the house full of my family members "ZACK, WHAT IS A ***** HOLE WARMER?", they had to shout that multiple times for me to finally hear them.

    I walked into the room and told them with a smirk on my face "...You don't want to know." Then we all started laughing and I went on my way.

    It's much easier to be open about it, rather than trying to hide it, and it's so much fun.
    my gf and my brother know that i have a fl and a messenger bag full of porn dvds. i keep my fl locked in a toolbox just in case my brother doesn't get curious and want to take it for a flight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zdk View Post
    I'll just paste what I said from the other thread here.

    I haven't been caught using my Fleshlights before because I have a lock on my door. But my mom and sister are both fully aware that I have Fleshlights. When I bought my first Fleshlight I went and showed it to my mom.

    I told her it was an extra large flashlight and had her open it, that was so funny. My mom knew I was a freak long before I ordered Fleshlights, no need to try to hide it anymore. My mom and my sister were actually quite interested in my Fleshlight and they fingered it for a little while just out of curiosity. We had a good laugh and then I took them to my room.

    A long time ago I noticed my mom kept mentioning cartoon sex whenever a cartoon came on, which made me realize she must have seen my Hentai collection on my computer. So, I turned to my mom and told her that I am into Hentai, which is cartoons having sex, and I masturbate on a regular basis

    She thought she could use my pervertedness as a weapon against me, but the problem was I am not ashamed of it, I am proud lol. Oh that reminds me, one time during Thanksgiving my aunt Lisa and my mom found one of my boxes for my ***** Hole Warmer I bought, which is used to heat up sex toys.

    They shouted across the house full of my family members "ZACK, WHAT IS A ***** HOLE WARMER?", they had to shout that multiple times for me to finally hear them.

    I walked into the room and told them with a smirk on my face "...You don't want to know." Then we all started laughing and I went on my way.

    It's much easier to be open about it, rather than trying to hide it, and it's so much fun.
    my gf its pretty cool with me about having a fl. she teases me about just having one. my parents are open about stuff but my mom doesn't like when i spend alot of money on stuff. she wouldn't get mad at me for having a toy like that but she would mind if she knew how much this things cost.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zdk View Post
    It's much easier to be open about it, rather than trying to hide it, and it's so much fun.
    You and your family are totally awesome. I'm a bit envious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zdk View Post

    It's much easier to be open about it, rather than trying to hide it, and it's so much fun.
    Wow, I'm jealous of you too... It would be so awesome to have a family that was this chill about something as natural as masturbation

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    I live alone, so there's not much opportunity for getting caught with mine. I do have a fairly large collection though, so it can be tricky stashing them when my parents visit every few months. I keep them in a large cardboard moving box. The closest call I've had was during a visit where my mom wanted to help organize some stuff (re: put my stuff where she thinks it should be) and wanted to empty "the big box I haven't unpacked yet" since the most out of the way place I have for it is blocking one side of my closet. Fortunately she was content to just let me move it aside, and immediately after I piled some other heavy stuff that I suddenly decided was also in her way, so she'd be less tempted to go rummaging through.

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    Never been caught masturbating with a fleshlight... was caught once when I was younger mid-clean up doing it the old fashion way. What is worse than your mother walking the split second you after you orgasmed? I mean she got a full frontal and everything. =( She has also scene at least two of my fleshlights when they were drying. Me and my parents are private people. I mean something happens you don't have one of those American Pie incidents where the dad walks in and tries to be like, "Son, masturbation is a normal thing. I masturbate, your mother masturbates, and some times I masturbate your mother and she masturbates me. Masturbation is fine and all, but don't you want a partner to masturbate with you?" If they did I might kill myself.

    My dad always use to joke indirectly about such subjects and I always got embarrassed. Which is probably why I still generally avoid the subject with my mother (father has passed). Though strange enough depending on the person (good friends usually) I am very open given some one just asks me. None of my friends know I have FLs, but given one showed interest in one and asked me my opinion a close friend would be able to work out the way I was speaking inferred I had personal experience with them. Then given a direct question I'd answer directly.

    Though I'm getting off subject and rambling... cause I do that good. =)

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    so far getting boxes labled with rubber sleeve , messager and water based liquid deliverd to my house. and my mom seeing what it said is bad enough for me.i dont even live with my perents.she was visiting.lol

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    *in my Forest Gump voice* Which by the way is spot on.

    "Yes, and that's all I'm gonna say about that"

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    Quote Originally Posted by gaykzoo22 View Post
    not a chance. These were men moaning and asking "for that load" and if she'd heard she would have exploded like she did when she found out i was gay.
    rofl!!!!!!

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    Never have been caught in the act, using Fleshlight nor porn playing in the background.
    But in the earlier days when p2p was still kinda new and i was bad with working with computers, my utorrent popped up with that "whateverthetitleofthepornfile" finished downloading. and my mom saw that.....
    Thank god she didn't play the file, but she was furious... told me to delete all the files and started looking at my web-history.
    I just made ghost folders and started deleting all traces

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    Quote Originally Posted by lvlup View Post
    Never have been caught in the act, using Fleshlight nor porn playing in the background.
    But in the earlier days when p2p was still kinda new and i was bad with working with computers, my utorrent popped up with that "whateverthetitleofthepornfile" finished downloading. and my mom saw that.....
    Thank god she didn't play the file, but she was furious... told me to delete all the files and started looking at my web-history.
    I just made ghost folders and started deleting all traces

    One way that happened to me too, but he told me straight up before he watches it so I just went on and it never came up. Luckily him, I just pause them now lol

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    I've never been caught jacking off, or using the fleshlight, as I've always been very discreet and careful about that, but there was an occasion last year when I was visiting my parents and using their computer late one evening to check my ImageFap. Without warning, my mom walks right into the room and walks behind the computer to get something from a drawer. Thank the gods my dick was still in my jeans at that point, but I know she saw what was onscreen; she just turned and walked away. Oddly enough, ever since that day she's been much more OK acknowledging my dirtier side. Sometimes, shit just works out that way.

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    You guys have some pretty interesting stories! XD I am lucky enough to have never been caught doing anything. I have had a couple of close calls, but never caught. I like reading these stories, they're pretty funny!

    The last couple of Fleshies I bought, my brother had come to town on the day they were delivered! I texted him that I would be getting a box from UPS and asked him to put it in my room. I came home and it was just sitting on my bed and no one asked any questions about it the whole time. It was a decent sized box and the box had a 1/4 inch gap where it was taped at the top! I was like WTF ILF?! However, it has the invoice right under the gap so nothing could be seen in it. I don't think that my mom or middle brother would really care too much, but it sure would be awkward! My dad wouldn't say anything about it at all, and would just turn away. My oldest brother would probably give me shit though, because he is an ass.

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    My building super knocked on my door to check out a leak in my apt. bedroom. I totally forgot that I left my fleshlight on my bed. I freaked and quickly put the covers over it, but not before he got a good look at it. After that he was always very friendly to me...I wonder if he has several fleshlights of his own?

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    I learned my lesson when I was 15 and used to head down to the kitchen late at night for some privacy, since I shared a bedroom with my younger bro. My ma liked to sneak around and catch us doing shit. She did exactly that one night when I was butt naked, sprawled out on the kitchen floor with my cock straight up in the air enjoying a good stroke. FUCK that was embarrassing. I never went soft so instantly as at that moment.

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    I got caught once by mom back when I was a teenager. I wasn't masturbating but was watching an adult streaming tv network which played porn 24/7 on realplayer's streaming network (this was way back in the day). So, it was late one night, I was viewing this streaming tv network, and fell asleep while watching it in the living room. I had headphones plugged in, but they came out after I was asleep; the next morning when my mom came downstairs for work, porn was blasting. She didn't wake me up, but continued her morning routine (a little weird I still think). My dad was still asleep when I woke up and realized what had happened. That evening my mom asked me why the girl on my computer was so obnoxiously loud, and said that the girl sounded like a cat. My response was, "wait, what?" as I nonchalantly backed out of the conversation. My dad teased me about it later.
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    When I was a teenager, I went to visit relatives in the US.. One afternoon I came downstairs to receive a massive lecture about porn (I'd been looking at it on their computer).. My uncle just looked at me and said "You'll go blind, son."

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    I have 2 stories one I have actually never shared with anyone.

    First time you could say i was caught I was 15 or 16 some friends of my parents were over, it was late and I was in bed performing my nightly ritual... out of the corner of my eye i noticed someone at my door while my hand was furiously pumping away, it was my mums friend, she had come up to use the bathroom (i'm guessing) and my door was open a few inch's she must have heard me and stopped to watch the show. when I saw her I stopped. When she saw I had stopped she saw I was watching her! looking at each other for a few seconds in total shock she quickly left, more like I had busted her

    I lay their for a while completely embarrassed and certain they were all having a laugh at my expense now as far as I know she never told anyone, and at first I was a little uncomfortable around her until I realised it was kind of our little secret we would shoot each other a sneaky smirk whenever we met.

    I still think about that moment almost 20 years later and my only regret is i never plucked up the courage to proposition her.

    The second time I was busted was by my wife, when she was only my girlfriend at the time, after some kisses and cuddles she denied me access, so thinking nothing of it I jumped in the shower for a wank she walked in and caught me not that I was trying to hide what I was doing, and she absolutely lost her shit screaming "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!" turns out she's not really into "That" it is almost like she is jealous of me when i fuck my self heaven forbid what she would do if she ever caught me with someone else?!

    I have had an untold number of close calls as now if I rub one out I hide it from her for fear of having my hands chopped off, I'm not sure what is better cumming or the rush of adrenaline when you almost get caught and have to put your dick away with near superman speed.

    My FL arrived today and I almost shoved the Mrs. in the car to go out to the shops so I could try it out. I took it for the 1st "Flight" (I love that term) then after cleaning it and putting it away... got it back out 10 mins later for another go!

    the Mrs. is currently sitting in the next room and its all I can do not to pull this fantastic object out and fuck it again.... Knowing my wife she will lose her shit if she caught me with this thing on the end of my dick.

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    I've been living with my girlfriend for several years, but amazingly, I've only been caught once. I work very late and she surprised me by walking in on me when she should have been sound asleep. I didn't give a damn and was actually hoping to throw my bone her way, but she immediately ran back to bed. I finished myself off and that was that.

    Even after the hundreds of times we've had sex, she won't bring it up. Which is insane to me considering all the other weird shit we've done over the years. But if anything good came from it, it would be that she never, EVER comes to say hello when I get home from work late at night anymore. Which is nice when all I wanna do after a long night of work is drink a beer and watch reruns of Full House on nick@nite and NOT talk about some rambling girl shit with a half coherent girlfriend. Ha!

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    I try to be careful, but one time my wife came home unexpectedly while I was Flying. I was so into the masturbation that I didn't hear her arriving, and a few minutes later she walked right in on me in flagrante delicto. I said "oops, you caught me masturbating", and she left the room, but it must have turned her on because we had fantastic sex about an hour later. So getting caught was embarrassing, but not all bad by any means.

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    My wife found one of my inserts drying. She didn't know what it was at first, but she figured it out. It was embarrassing at first, but now she is cool with it. I need sex a lot more than her. I have several fleshlights now and no longer have to hide it.

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    I haven't got caught during my FLight, but however 7-8 years ago I got caught in the act masturbating with my hand behind the keyboard whilst masturbating to Hentai by my very own mother. I couldv'e swore I locked the door but evidently I did not. She just barge through my door for whatever the reason. I had my headphone on so I didn't hear her coming. Lol. So I was stroking my shits and she saw me with my finger around my dick getting jiggy with it at side angle. I was completely naked too. So it was a good view from her perspective. We immediately caught gaze upon one another then she look at my dick and quote "Son, are you in some form of a pain, you face look pale." LMAO I was infuriated and embarassed at that particular moment and ask her to leave my room in a resentful fashion. My mother is very traditional in her own ways. I don't think she know what "Masturbation" is..because about half an hour later, she knocked on my door and asked if I needed medicine for my pain.

    After that embarassing ordeal, she never mentioned about it again even at the dinner table as if it never happened.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phillip215 View Post
    I haven't got caught during my FLight, but however 7-8 years ago I got caught in the act masturbating with my hand behind the keyboard whilst masturbating to Hentai by my very own mother. I couldv'e swore I locked the door but evidently I did not. She just barge through my door for whatever the reason. I had my headphone on so I didn't hear her coming. Lol. So I was stroking my shits and she saw me with my finger around my dick getting jiggy with it at side angle. I was completely naked too. So it was a good view from her perspective. We immediately caught gaze upon one another then she look at my dick and quote "Son, are you in some form of a pain, you face look pale." LMAO I was infuriated and embarassed at that particular moment and ask her to leave my room in a resentful fashion. My mother is very traditional in her own ways. I don't think she know what "Masturbation" is..because about half an hour later, she knocked on my door and asked if I needed medicine for my pain.

    After that embarassing ordeal, she never mentioned about it again even at the dinner table as if it never happened.
    ROFLMAO!!! That's one hilariously funny story!!! Thanks a lot for sharing...

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    I was never caught masturbating when growing up, but I left enough clues around that my parents knew that I was. I borrowed porn mags from a box that my Dad had in the attic and hid them under the mattress of my bed thinking that I was hiding them. One day my Dad said that Mom said his box of magazines was getting emptier and asked if I knew anything about it. I told him no thinking I was gonna get in trouble anyway. He just laughed and said he didn't care if I looked at them, just put them back when I was done. I would masturbate at night after they went to bed and it was dark. I wrapped the sheet around my hard on and would stroke till I came and the sheet would soak it up instead of it getting all over the place. Mom never said anything, but I know she had to notice since she did the laundry.

    When my Grandma decided it was time for her to get rid of the house and move to the adult housing in town, I bought the house from her. Mom helped me move out of my apartment and we were packing up stuff and she found my stash of magazines and movies. I was embarrassed but she just laughed and said 'You're just like your Dad' and put them into a box.

    They've always been pretty cool about things related to sex ever since I was a little kid. I think the only thing that would make them upset would be if they knew how much my collection of FL's cost but if they saw them, they would probably tease me about having them, but I don't think that it would bother them. After all, I've been divorced for almost 22 years and don't have a girlfriend so I'm sure that they know I masturbate and look at porn to take care of my needs.
    Last edited by Cyberwolffe; 06-25-2013 at 11:26 AM.

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    I've never been caught with my fleshlights. Almost been caught masturbating though. I was caught when I ordered another toy that isn't fleshlight. A hands free toy that you put your dick in and it vibrates you to climax. I had ordered it to be sent to my po box. When I went to get it. My dad had come into the post office, and since he was in there the postal worker gave my dad the package with the toy in it. Long story short, my dad opened it and new what it was. He said I got something and wanted to know what it was (I guess seeing if I would be honest) well I told him. He did tell my mom. They did fuss a little asked how much it was and said I needed to return it at first. A few minutes later they decided to let me keep it.

    all in all I feel better, because all though I do still hide it, I can rest assured knowing that if they ever saw it or found it, there would be no surprises.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UltraSupra View Post
    ROFLMAO!!! That's one hilariously funny story!!! Thanks a lot for sharing...
    Lol!! I'm glad I made you rolling on the floor laughing XD

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    I was lucky to have grown up in a house that didn't really care much about that crap.

    My dad has caught me before, one time he said "doesn't your gf do that for you?" hahaha.....
    Last edited by SarahLIFE; 06-26-2013 at 01:15 PM.

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    Why do so many threads in this forum get off topic? Ughhhh

    Anyone else have experiences to share?

 

 

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