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    Default Things you have stuck up your ass?

    First off, I want to say I am not gay. I am posting this in this forum because I posted a story I had about an (almost) homosexual experience I had when I was younger. Of course, there, I got a lot of macho "HELL TO THE FUCKING NO" bullshit I would expect from some people. I am totally secure in my sexuality and am open to discussion on just about anything. Some so called "straight" guys just can't deal with any kind of discussion on the subject. I do not have a problem with anyone's sexuality. But I thought this subject might get more positive response here.

    I have had an anal fetish since I was about 6 years old. I love women's buttholes...In my masturbation sessions, for as long as I can remember, I have always enjoyed something up my ass. I have never let anyone do it to me in real life..I don't know why, I guess it's just a hang up I have. I know it's stupid.

    Anyway, to the subject. Once when I was about 11 years old I heard a guy making a joke about another guy, saying he was sliding up and down on his bedpost...I was intrigued..."You mean you can actually stick stuff up your butt?"..I began experimenting.. I think the first item I stuck up there was a wash rag. I remember coating the thing in Mom's hand lotion and slowly working it into my butt. When I slowly pulled it out--IT FELT GREAT!! Especially while stroking my dick and balls...From that point on I was on a mission!! I began to search out phallic symbols in everything. If it was long, round, and had a pointy or round end on it, you can better believe, next time I jacked off, it was going up my butt. I lived in a very small town, and this was way before online shopping. So if you were looking for anal toys you pretty much had to make them.

    I remember one of my first "butt friends". My Mom had this big bowl of fake wooden fruit. And yep, there was a wooden banana. That puppy and me became good friends. The only problem was the bowl was right on our living room coffee table so I couldn't keep the thing under my bed. So I couldn't use it while my parent's were home or they would see that it was missing. Surprisingly, just yesterday I was at my parent's house and that bowl of fake fruit is still there, 30 some odd years later. If only they knew how many times that piece of wooden fruit had been up my butt in my younger days!!LOL

    Over time, as I skipped school, to stay home and jack off, I tried just about everything imaginable. My first homemade dildo was a piece of 1 and a half inch PVC pipe. I took one of those old "super bouncer" balls (the old kind that was clear and had all these swirly looking lines in it). I put the ball on the end of the pipe and wrapped the whole thing in this grey electrician's tape I found. It worked pretty good but that boy was kinda big. At first it would really hurt going in, but as I relaxed and worked it in it would feel great. I fucked the living hell out of my ass with that thang.

    The list grew a lot over time--

    -Candles
    -Broom handles
    -Carrots and cucumbers
    -You absolutely CANNOT get a tomato (even a miniature one) up your butthole.. It just bursts.
    -Real bananas
    -Hairbrush handles
    -Ping pong balls
    -Eggs (only tried this ONCE--stuck two of them up there, one broke in my ass!! I like to have died trying to get that sucker out of me). DO NOT TRY THIS!!!
    -I eyeballed a light bulb once, but after my experience with the eggs I quickly decided not to...
    -I had a miniature pool table once--got eight of them little balls up me one time!!
    -My dad had a hammer that had this cool rubber grip on it that had these little rubber bumps on it...It felt great but damn, that sumbitch was heavy!!
    -R2-D2 toys do NOT work well!! LOL
    -Once I found this wierd automotive flashlight that was long, thin, and ribbed and had this ball-like back end on it. That was a good one!!
    -My Mom had this old back massager. It wasn't dick shaped, just a big handle with a flat, round metal plate on the end of it. But I found that if I let it rest against whatever was up my butt, the vibrations sent me into a tizzy.
    -Got my first real vibrator at about age 16. I was in another town at a Spencer's Gifts store. I hung out there for about two hours getting up the nerve to buy it. And, of course, blabbered some bullshit story to the cashier about how it was for a girlfriend. I'm sure he was like "yeah right"....
    -Various other "God knows what" items over the years I can't remember at this time.
    -I had never even HEARD of anal beads until I was about 23. Saw two girls using them in a porno. I thought "I bet I could make some of those". I went to a Hobby Lobby and bought every kind of little ball and bead I could find. Rubber balls weren't too good--they would split when trying to drill a hole through them. But I did find some little wooden balls that were really smooth. Drilled some holes in them and, with a piece of string cut off of a window shade, made a pretty good set of anal beads. You just had to lube them up pretty good.


    What about any of you guys? Any other imaginative folks out there?
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    I enjoy playing with my ass a little bit. Normally I just rub my perineum area, but sometimes I finger my ass while I masturbate. So far, that's all I've used, but I'm interested in getting something like an Aneros, maybe even a small vibrator, and using that. I'll probably use it in a vid at some point.

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    I'm tame on that front, just my fingers, and being gay I've had a boyfriend finger me and also fuck me. But that's it.

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    Spa-god, that was the funniest damned shit I've read here in a long, long time. Laughin' so hard my sides hurt...

    You write very well. Your degree in English or something that has you doing a lot of writing that's read by others? It's a pleasure to read good writing. svin is also a good writer. I like to read his stuff...
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    Default Re: Things you have stuck up your ass?

    for me just :
    - a banana
    - anal plug
    - god

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    I have a butt plug up my ass almost every day, love the feeling when you can't hold one of the large ones in any longer and pulling it out, bliss.

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    Default Re: Things you have stuck up your ass?

    Dildos/ vibrators (lots of these over the years)
    Butt plugs
    Anal beads
    Aneros
    Hair brush handle
    Fingers (mine and my wife's)
    My own cock (a few times)
    Squash, cucumbers, zucchini
    Knob from a 4 post bed

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    Here are 2 dildo vids:


    http://xhamster.com/movies/57731/feminisation_of_male_body_and_feet_in_a_temporary_ sexchange.html

    http://xhamster.com/movies/923978/fucking_my_ass_with_a_huge_dildo_while_in_lingerie .html

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    Raw okra ain't no good...I'm just sayin...

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    I'm not gay, either, but have always enjoyed putting things in my ass. I've had some girlfriends who were into it too, which was fun. I've used a number of dildos/vibrators and have a nice plug. Other objects include screwdrivers, carrots, swizzle sticks and kitchen utensils. I'm hoping for a future GF that has a strap-on.

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    I've had a few thing up my butt like the Aneros Helix and the Rude Boy but I haven't been able to get off on them yet

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    Default Re: Things you have stuck up your ass?

    just the usual. fingers, a cock, a vibrator. and a bingo dauber.

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    A broom handle? Really? I don't like splinters in my hand, let alone my ass. Good grief.

    For me, just toys and boys.

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    As I've gotten older I have found that my butt can't take the big ol' dildos as much as used to...I go now more for the vibrating little balls...I like the buzz of it, now, more than the ass pounding I used to give myself!! I used to be able to fuck myself in the ass a lot harder than I like nowadays..And for hours on end!!...I love something in my ass while jacking off.

    Ya ever stick something so far up your ass it feels like it's actually going into your own dick? It will make you hard as hell!!!

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    Yes and he came inside me shorty after I blew my load. That was hot!

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    I'm not gay, but I've experimented a bit with putting things up my ass. It's been years since I last did so, but the biggest thing was probably a 2C cell Maglite. Not very big, I know. I only did it a few times, but I'd put a condom over it and lube it up really good and see how far I could put it up my ass while beating off. I don't think that I was ever able to get more than 4-5 inches in.

    I've actually been thinking of buying an Aneros.

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    A 12" dildo took about 10/11" of it that was fun.
    Still waiting to see about the real deal.

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    finger
    aneros mgx
    a bike pump (don't ask lol)

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    Over the years, my wife and I have bought many sex toys that included anal vibrators and such. I have used my finger, and my wife has used her finger in me plus I had, sorry I do not have them any more a couple of dildos. One was about 10 inches long and I do not know how big around it was and the other was 12 inches in total so insertable about 11 inches. The latter was good size in circumference but again not real sure. It also had a big head and the first 3 to 4 inches was bigger around than further down towards the bottom of the shaft. Since the smaller one had a straight handle, I had no problem getting the entire length inside and the bigger one I had to relax more but was always able to get the entire dildo inside except for the balls at the end. The stimulation from the dildos while masturbating was incredible. I have been looking for bigger dildos to purchase as I like the feel. In my search for sex sites that sell huge dildos, I came across one site that sells and has videos of mostly women and a few men using these insanely huge dildos. I have not decided whether I will purchase one again but if I do, it will be bigger than what I have had in the past. Right now I have an Aneros Vice that although I have not had the major orgasm that I have read about, I have had a lot of the effects leading up to a super O. I am hoping in the future to be able to purchase a dildo that is at least 16 inches and 5 to 8 inches in circumference. I have always been into anal stimulation as it has always heightened my orgasms while masturbating especially while using my Fleshlights.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xGhostx View Post
    A 12" dildo took about 10/11" of it that was fun.
    Still waiting to see about the real deal.
    I've gone balls deep on a 14" dildo, but 10" X 2.5" seems to fill me up just right. I'm getting off to a lot of gay porn lately while fantasizing about the real thing.

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    ^ tried to do that but so couldn't even when trying to arch my back and everything. Just to much to handle . 10" is plenty to get me off it's been a good while though.
    I can't get into gay porn it just does not do it for me for some reason. Tran porn though sometimes does if I like what there packing.

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    I know the guys that have used big dildos know that anything 10 inches or over in length while inserting does have to pass by body parts inside that have to move out of the way. It is a slow process to get your body relaxed enough to take a big or even huge dildos. Trust me the one that I had that was the biggest took a bit to get it fully inserted. It also had to do with state of mind while using it. I guess the more stimulated you are the more your body is receptive to the bigger objects. I just want to try something bigger than what I used to have; it is just a personal thing.

    The other thing that guys seem to have a hang up with is that anything having to do with anal penetration is gay, while this is quite the opposite. We all know that our prostate is just inside the anus and being stimulated in many different ways around and in the anus can make males orgasm heightened. I am very open about sex and sexual preference has nothing to do with anal stimulation in my book.

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    Last week I tried an anero and until now i was afraid to plug it more deeply because i think it will be doulourous. Then, I put lot off lube on my ass and I liked when all was inside..Very great sensation ! I will try again ! I recommend.. even to remove it from ass I liked it !

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    Default Re: Things you have stuck up your ass?

    To clarify, TranHEAT, are those your videos, or just some examples you've found?

    And how many private messages did you get on here after posting those?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HM 02 View Post
    finger
    aneros mgx
    a bike pump (don't ask lol)
    A bike pump? BTW- this is not me asking.....I wwwas asking for a friend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alpha_137 View Post
    To clarify, TranHEAT, are those your videos, or just some examples you've found?

    And how many private messages did you get on here after posting those?
    Those vids were just examples that I've gotten off to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xGhostx View Post
    ^ tried to do that but so couldn't even when trying to arch my back and everything. Just to much to handle . 10" is plenty to get me off it's been a good while though.
    I can't get into gay porn it just does not do it for me for some reason. Tran porn though sometimes does if I like what there packing.
    Shemale and strap-on porn were my gateway drug to gay porn. I'm very picky with gay porn, but some stuff really turns me on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TranHEAT View Post
    Those vids were just examples that I've gotten off to.
    Too bad. ..........

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    i have only used my finger and vibrating butt plug. i am going to get some anal beads later.

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    I got a glass beaded dildo/probe not long ago which I have used a few times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by svin_renigoth View Post
    I got a glass beaded dildo/probe not long ago which I have used a few times.
    you should post a video

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    Quote Originally Posted by mattm View Post
    you should post a video
    I'm working on that, actually. I hope to have it up at some point, hopefully soon.

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    I plan very soon to buy Cody Cummings' Fleshjack from Dick. It looks great. Then it will be good and hot xtube videos on my page.

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    I had my share in experimenting with different objects in anal play. And I couldn't resist a bike pump too. Now I'm down to using Nexus Excel anal toy and simply love it.

    For all who wish to experiment, think about safety first. I used condoms and latex gloves to cover my "toys" and proper lubrication. It's not worth getting injured just because of some extra pleasure, no matter how good.

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    My head-- when I said "I do" to my ex wife. lol

    I've had a finger in my ass while a girl is giving me a BJ.. tried a small vibe once but it didn't do much for me. Just gimme a finger or tongue while stroking my cock and life is good.

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    I used a cocktail muddler once.

    These days I just stick to dildos and butt plugs. It works much better having something specifically designed for that purpose.

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    I really really like my mounted dildoes. My desk is "L" shaped and the right side of the desk is covered with velcro and I can now mount my dildoes at varying heights...I like to cue up porn, stand up, bend over, rest my elbows on Ashley's barstool, and just go back and forth onto my "mounties"....and they're interchangable...The right dick for the right mood!!

    Thank God for Gorilla Glue!! It finally seems to be the one kind of glue that will stick to a good dildo....So I just stick one side of the velcro on the desk, and one side of the velcro glued to the back of the dildo. Then just stick them wherever you want to..

    I'll fuck my ass for a bit, cue up some different porn, slide off the dildo, put in the big butt balls, then move to the left side of the desk and stand up and fuck 'stand up handsfree' Ashley!! A couple of big buttballs dangling from my ass while I slide into her velvety smoothness. Rockin' and rollin' to the porn music as I stroke in and out the buttballs slap up against my nuts and butt!! Feels great!! I keep both hands on my balls at this time, each set of my fingers tickling one side of my sack!! I can come at my Ashley from straight on, below, or from on top!! It's fun!! Especially if I found found a new good anal vid!!....just standing and fucking my Ashley so good!! Sometimes the buttholes are so pretty I almost start to cry--just from the sheer beauty!!.....
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    I got a new toy in the mail the other day. A nice BIG rotating vibrator/dildo!! I like to stand up, bent over, and fuck my dildos while I am in the playroom. That way I can slide onto them and watch the porn on either the tv or the computer screen. So I usually always mount them some way or other. I spent all morning making a new mount for this bad boy! The metal part is some kind swivel/pivot thing I found in some of my junk in my storage shed. I'm not really sure what it is, probably something for holding some kind of electrical device. It looks like it was made to hold some kind of little box about 2' by 4'. It took a few hours work and a little trial and error, but I finally got it converted over to hold my new toy. With the help of some pvc pipe cut down and a few other delicately cut pieces of wood, along with some nuts and bolts, I was able to get it to work pretty good. ...thank God for a drill press!

    The dildo slides into the round piece of pipe. The top of the pipe is cut open to allow easy access to the control buttons. It's a nice snug fit, but not so tight it can't be easily removed for cleaning and battery changing. The whole contraption swivels so I can either view the tv or the computer screen, and the dildo itself can pivot up or down allowing me to either bend over and slide onto it-- or stand more erect (no pun intended) and let my eager asshole move up and down on it.

    And OH, THE FUN I have been having with it this afternoon!!! It's nice and big and fills me up really good!! These rotating dildos provide massive stimulation!! You really don't even have to move much on it. Those rotating beads inside of it spin around the shaft and just send you into HEAVEN!! It feels almost alive!!! I just bend over, rest my elbows on the barstool, slide onto it, and just zone out into anal oblivion!! Just fondling my cock and balls while it does all the work!! MMMM-mmm!!

    What do you think of my handiwork?

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    Rabbit vibrators are pretty nice also, I have several.. put the little vibrating rabbit part right under you nuts!! Feels great!!... The best ones are the ones that also rotate!! All those little balls spinning around that vibrating shaft deep in your ass!!..the little rabbit tingling your nuts!!...all the while sliding sweetly into your wet favorite fleshie, one hand playing with your balls!! MAN, that is some good stuff!!!

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    That dildo machine of your Spalector is a piece of engineering art. You should present it to the "fuckingmachine.com" network. Their machines looks less advanced then yours. You could make some money on it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swedson View Post
    That dildo machine of your Spalector is a piece of engineering art. You should present it to the "fuckingmachine.com" network. Their machines looks less advanced then yours. You could make some money on it.
    Hey thanks for the compliment. I'm riding it right now as I type!! Feels AMAZING!!! and so versatile--up, down, sideways, this way and that way!! I love it!! Really makes my dick hard when it is sliding in and out and rotating around!! Absolutely hypnotizing!!

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    Up until about a year or so I had not really much ass play in a long time. Don't know why. Maybe because I'm living alone for the first time in about ten years. It was right when I got my first Fleshie that I began ordering several dildos and vibrators. In fact there are old posts on this forum where I am talking about how I couldn't take the big ones too much anymore... that has changed! I'm liking the big ones now!.....The trouble with ordering dildos and vibrators online is that they are a hit or a miss. You just never know if it's gonna be a good one until you actually get it up your ass! ... I've ordered dildos, try 'em out and just thrown them away. If it doesn't please me in just the right way it's not gonna get much use. My main set now consists of only about 4 that I rotate around on (pun intended). Between them and my three main fleshies, I have a good time!!

    I love putting stuff up my ass!!

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    I love sticking things in my ass, too.
    But you can say what you want, multiple fingers is still the best.

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    Now that i can finally post
    am alot like you Spalector expect am not a building machine like you
    i will start with my newest toys and work my way back though time
    I Ordered a STU and well waiting i decided to buy a few anal toys since i can get them delivered in 24 hours if i order before 12pm
    So ended up getting Rocks Off Bad Boy,Power Wand Vibrating Anal Beads Small and Pearl Shine 9 Inch Anal Vibrator

    Hands down Rocks Off Bad Boy is Insane am kinda a small guy 5.5 (Tall) last node took a little bit of time to get in but once in turned it on best orgasm i have every had whole body exploded for a good 10 mins had to turn it off and take a break it almost killed me haven't tried out the other toys this is just too good

    anyway got into anal very young about 10 or 11 even though i didn't hit puberty till i was 13

    list of stuff in no real order (and after you read you might think am fucked up)
    lion-O Thundercat Sword (tried both ends but found handle alot better)
    Tried to build a few Anal toys with Konex (i think that's what it was called) but never worked so ended up just putting a elastic band round 5-10 long bits and using that
    Tampax before i knew what it was just found them in bath room
    Lego (Don't try this at home)
    ALOT of fruit and Veg
    coke bottle (glass 1's)
    1 of my action men (he lost his head and went in the bin)
    Knife handle (I was Very Dumb)

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    Today I ordered a new vibrating dildo. I have been searching high and low for the one I want. It's a vibrating flexible dildo with the suction pad so I can mount it. It's also got a remote control on it, so I can adjust the speed..also very life like, I like that. good 8 or 9 inches of good insertable goodness. I'm upgrading from 1 and 3/4 inch diameter to 2 inch..My ass craves something bigger!!...can't wait for it to come in so I can try it out!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spalector View Post
    Today I ordered a new vibrating dildo. I have been searching high and low for the one I want. It's a vibrating flexible dildo with the suction pad so I can mount it. It's also got a remote control on it, so I can adjust the speed..also very life like, I like that. good 8 or 9 inches of good insertable goodness. I'm upgrading from 1 and 3/4 inch diameter to 2 inch..My ass craves something bigger!!...can't wait for it to come in so I can try it out!!
    What is the toy name?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaneGaming View Post
    What is the toy name?
    PM sent.....

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    Default Re: Things you have stuck up your ass?

    yes what toy did you get spalector?

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    WOW, this baby came the other day!!...I hated that I had to wait until the weekend to try it out!!...This thing is huge!!...full 2" diameter...and it vibrates!!...got a good suction cup on it and a nice set of balls!!...so I mounted it right about waist high and, as usual backed up onto it...Whoa baby!!....Took a little bit to get all up on it, but it sure nice!! It was completely paralyzing!!.....slow, man I mean slow!!.....but it wasn't more than I can take, I've taken dildos that big before but not for a long time!!...

    I haven't figured out what to name her yet (I name all my toys after after my favorite girls) and I've 'bout run out of names..I've got my Kaley, my Britney, my Miley, and my Selena. All very good dildos, I am proud of them....hhhhmmm...what to name this new dickgal???? she sure is big.. almost too big.... yeah, I could fuck her but I could barely move!!!...after a while I went back to my Kaley dildo. She seems to be my favorite, seems to be just the right size for my butthole!! I can ride her like a bronco!!.....I sure do like sticking stuff up my ass!!...

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    I've been riding this new 2" wide baby vigorously today!! Holy Toledo this thing is big and nice!! Still haven't figured out a name for her yet but boy-oh-boy is she fucking me to the limit!!! Just spent about 20 minutes on her. Just leaning over and going back and forth and back and forth!! Switching from no-vibe to low-vibe and high-vibe!! Thrusting slow for a big, then deep and hard!! Just an incredible ass-fucking time!! I am totally winded. I had to stop for a bit as her elephantine goodness almost made me cum!! Not ready for that yet. Lots of strokage and pokage left in this day. It's just 2pm and I want to prefly for a few more hours yet.

    It's really bothering me that I haven't come up with a name for her yet. Emma Watson is sweet little piece of ass, but I'm not too hot on Emma for a name and Hermione is too hard to spell LOL!

 

 

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