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    Default Retire the Lady orifice?

    Since all this FLG thing we are forced to buy this stupid ugly Lady when we want anything else than Lotus, Forbidden or Swallow.
    All we want is a nice looking pussy orifice and not this thing that could be a part of the Freaks line.


    So let's make iLF retire the current Lady!


    And PLEASE EVERYBODY vote so that we get a result that makes ILF really think about that topic.

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    Exclamation Re: Retire the Lady orifice?

    And please write a comment what you voted for, so the thread will stay high!

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    Default Re: Retire the Lady orifice?

    I'm not totally against the lady, but it seems to me that ILF has had that same mold since before I can remember and perhaps since their inception, so why not get a designer to design and update the labia to something different? Why not update the same way you did with the creation of the blade orifice and the MILF orifice. Of course there is logistics, and that might inhibit the creation of a new orifice simply by the fact that you would have to retool the production line and perhaps that might be cost prohibitive. I don't know, but why not please many old and new customers and give her a try?

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    Default Re: Retire the Lady orifice?

    Doesn't matter how they do it.
    Everything seems better than the current one.

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    Default Re: Retire the Lady orifice?

    While I don't hate it like some seem to, I do like variety. I'd prefer several generic orifice options added to BYO. As has been mentioned in other threads on the issue, a simple "small, medium and large" set or something would be nice. I myself like nice small lips like Riley Steele and Ariel's. But everyone has different preferences; that's why FLGs were good.

    So yeah, I voted for retire, even though I'm fine with the current lady still existing, as long as we get some other vagina options along side it. I have zero interest in butt or mouth orifices, so without additional lady orifices, I won't buy any more fleshlights.

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    Default Re: Retire the Lady orifice?

    Yeah, I don't hate it, but would rather see something else in its place. Honestly the pink color bothers me much more than the orifice though.

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    Default Re: Retire the Lady orifice?

    Think of all the positive buzz this would create for ILF. It would help their reputation after the signature sleeve disaster move!

    Besides ILF took away the signature textures from us (which is not what we wanted), now they could at least give us something that we DO want!

    BTW, I voted yes!

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    Default Re: Retire the Lady orifice?

    Yeah, I agree Necrophelia. I wish they would at least add the flesh color to the build your own options. I bet they would outsell their lot of that color verses the pink color.

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    Default Re: Retire the Lady orifice?

    why all the Hate for the Lady Orifice? to me as long as my willy doodle is happy by the texture I dont care what it looks like, I do understand the fantasy aspect but seeing as i have not been with a lady excluding that one time in parumph and was a disaster, i dont understand the issue. YES the FLG's are real women and I love the look of all their women parts but it was the texture that decided what i got and this my first FLG, figured i should get one before they were gone I hope the book worm is worth it all i have been using in the SIAC and the FLight. most of the time i use my fleshlight i make up my own fantasy so it dose not matter what the orifice looks to me i LIKE THE WHOLE PACKAGE NOT JUST ONE PART.

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    Default Re: Retire the Lady orifice?

    I'll throw in my vote for a yes, and give the mouth a more feminine look while you're at it. Some plumper juicy curved lips would be nice compared to the awkward man-like one now. Butt could probably use a redesign too. Having the fleshtone color as an option would also be nice.

    That said, I'm not really bothered by the orifices either or the pink color but something new and more options is always a plus. The STU is still one of my top 3 with it's lady orifice and pink color.

    Even though most people probably don't care, what I'd really be interested in is getting a less-loose version of the alien orifice combined with a supposedly great texture like bliss and in a new color (like neon green, purple or red). But that's just me .
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    Default Re: Retire the Lady orifice?

    Ohhh, yeah ... got my vote for "YES!"

    If not to retire it, at the very least give us more labia minora options! Don't force that fugly meat curtain on us as the only va-jay-jay orifice option. Every time I look at it from the front, I can hear it singing...

    "Fee~d me, Seymore ... feed me all night lo~ng!"

    I'm telling ya', add 2 or 3 more optional vagina orifices in the BYO and watch my cock (and wallet) light up. A puffy camel toe orifice with a Mini-Lotus and a big, full-lipped FL with a Vortex.

    And, hell, while you're at it, may as well throw the Swallow and Forbidden textures in the BYO, as well. If you're going to have the anus and mouth in there, may as well put the relevant textures in there, too (or not, just an idea ... suppose I should focus on putting the old gray mare out to pasture first).

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    Default Re: Retire the Lady orifice?

    Quote Originally Posted by Keener View Post
    Ohhh, yeah ... got my vote for "YES!"

    If not to retire it, at the very least give us more labia minora options! Don't force that fugly meat curtain on us as the only va-jay-jay orifice option. Every time I look at it from the front, I can hear it singing...

    "Fee~d me, Seymore ... feed me all night lo~ng!"
    Hahah! Little Meat Grinder of Horrors!

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    Default Re: Retire the Lady orifice?

    Poll results are pretty hard to argue with.

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    Default Re: Retire the Lady orifice?

    I think quite a few would agree that they need to redesign ALL of the standard orifices. Hell, the ones they used for the siac's weren't half bad. Although, I would say use the blade orifice because I think the lotus lager is the same as the original.

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    Default Re: Retire the Lady orifice?

    I voted yes... the current donkey pussy and pink material turns me off after I discovered the wonderful FLG orifices and material.

    How old is the Pink Lady pussy orifice? 15 years? Time to retire!

    But if ILF are so afraid of drastic changes (which I can understand), keep the old pussy + pink material and with 4-5 classic textures in production, call it FL Classic and focus on the new fresh Lady line with new pussy and FLG material and best textures from the old FLG signature line.
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    I withhold my vote. Personally I do not have a problem with the Pink Lady orifice. I don't think the PL should be retired unnecessarily but it should be redesigned if anything. If we're going to retire the PL, then we should have plans for the Lady II or something similar. While we're at it, the unisex mouth orifice could stand to look more feminine if you ask me.

    I doubt they're going to entirely scrap the PL from production but I can see them turning out a new design for it at the very least. It's a long-runner. Maybe now it's about time to look back on it and say it's had a good run and it has had its time. That now it's time for something new and something else to captivate hearts everywhere.

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    Default Re: Retire the Lady orifice?

    IMO the lady orifice as it is, isn't sexy at all, what I would love to see is some different "types" of pussy orifices we could choose from, like big lips (similar to Bibi Jones or Stoya), small lips (like Riley Steele's or Ariel's) and puffy (there isn't one in the current lineup). These could be molded from models but not labeled with their names or could be just designed based on pictures.

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    Default Re: Retire the Lady orifice?

    The lady, mouth and butt are all outdated and need to be redesigned. The butt looks like a prototype that they didn't try to improve on. The mouth is too squared and not feminine at all.

    They don't represent what ILF is capable of. Hopefully they didn't get rid of the person who created the Blade mold.

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    Default Re: Retire the Lady orifice?

    Yes Yes Yes

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    Default Re: Retire the Lady orifice?

    I agree with DaHorse (in another thread) and would love to see e.g. the MILF Hunter orifice as a standard. The lady is for sure not appealing.

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    Default Re: Retire the Lady orifice?

    MILF hunter!
    I was surprised to see the checks orifice here, I'd rather take the realistic vagina option!

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    Default Re: Retire the Lady orifice?

    Guys, we need MUCH more votes to make something happen!

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    Default Re: Retire the Lady orifice?

    Yes. 2 or 3 generic orifices would be good for small variety. I prefer small lips up to the milf hunter size, but one with larger lips would cater for those with that preference. The best thing of all though is if ILF just mold the orifices of real women like they used to, even if they are no-names, not pornstars.

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    Default Re: Retire the Lady orifice?

    I voted yes. Everything I purchased after the the STU has been something other than the lady orifice and based on the types of labias I'm attracted to in combination with the textures I thought would be fun. I don't want to have to get a pink lady every time I want to try another texture (psychologically, it's a turn off), but I also don't want lotus as my only option every time I see a FLG I like (I already have a lotus and mini-lotus... I don't WANT another one).

    This signature texture ending thing really caught me off guard as I hadn't checked the site in a while. I had to pass up the last chance to get a Misty Bump-n-grind because I couldn't afford it at the time. It would've been a guaranteed purchase from me down the line (along with some other FLG options). Now I'm not sure how many more purchases I'll be making because I'm not really attracted to anything outside of the FLG line and thus not too enthusiastic about buying things anymore. This is just me though. I hope ILF will continue to have success in their FL business.

    Please consider making a better looking labia and color-tone for your standard FLs.

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    Default Re: Retire the Lady orifice?

    Would be pretty nice when one of the mods could make this sticky!!
    IT IS a quite important topic for most of your buyers, so please

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    Default Re: Retire the Lady orifice?

    Personally, I'm indifferent to the "Lady", but given a choice I would pick a different orifice. Also, I can't believe that ILF made the Pure disappear. Even if it wasn't selling well, they should have added the orifice to the BYO as the new "Stealth" at the very least. I think that the Pure as a package is amazing though. I am really glad that I bought one, but I will be bummed if I ever need to replace it.

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    Default Re: Retire the Lady orifice?

    Or another option.


    Shut down the BYO section and add the current BYO textures to the FLG line.
    I'm pretty sure, that would satisfy ALL of us.

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    Default Re: Retire the Lady orifice?

    I agree that the current BYO vagina needs a redesign, it looks too artificial.

    Quote Originally Posted by SativaRoseLover
    Shut down the BYO section and add the current BYO textures to the FLG line.
    I'm pretty sure, that would satisfy ALL of us.
    BYO is cheaper for ILF, a portion of every FLG sold goes to the patron pornstar, BYO is 100% ILF and pink dye is cheaper than flesh-tone.

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    Default Re: Retire the Lady orifice?

    They'd sell much more of them than with the BYO, just because of the big number of REALISTIC orifices, so the little piece the girls get doesn't really matter anymore!

    I mean, what's better for ILF?

    They sell 1.000 of the BYO for 50€. ILF gets 50.000€.

    Or

    They sell 1.500 of the FLGs for 65€. The girls get 17.500 of it and ILF 80.000.

    (Prices are just an example).
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    Default Re: Retire the Lady orifice?

    Quote Originally Posted by SativaRoseLover View Post
    Would be pretty nice when one of the mods could make this sticky!!
    IT IS a quite important topic for most of your buyers, so please
    I agree SativaRoseLover!

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    Default Re: Retire the Lady orifice?

    Quote Originally Posted by mrbean View Post
    I agree SativaRoseLover!
    I second that motion

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    Something a little more desirable I would like to see...not necessarily have to be a copy of a famous pornstar as that chapter is over but some options regarding the type of orifice you like personally...small tight opening similar to Miela or the a more meaty appearance similar to Katsuni etc...?

    Additionally a few sleeve color options.

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    Default Re: Retire the Lady orifice?

    People have wanted them to change "the lady" orifice for a few years now but they have not done so.

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    Default Re: Retire the Lady orifice?

    Quote Originally Posted by DerekReese View Post
    People have wanted them to change "the lady" orifice for a few years now but they have not done so.
    But it wasn't so much needed before!

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    Voted yes. I would love a pussy orifice with plump major lips I can feel against my dick as I ride in and out. A more prominent clit would be nice from a visual perspective.

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    Hear, hear. Lets hope ILF take notice
    I guess they cant use an actual pornstars pussy due to contracts and what not, but surely something that looks better than the current Lady cant be hard. Also agree with Necropolis about the color, the FLG color is much nicer.

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    Default Re: Retire the Lady orifice?

    Yes! Time to retire the old pink gal.

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    Default Re: Retire the Lady orifice?

    They should retire the "lady" orifice and start rotating the FLG molds in the BYO. Do a different one every 3-4 weeks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FatHead3110 View Post
    They should retire the "lady" orifice and start rotating the FLG molds in the BYO. Do a different one every 3-4 weeks.

    Would not be really clever because people would need to wait for the orifice they want, maybe a very long time.

    So the only 2 options are:

    A new Lady or adding the "normal" textures to FLG line and shut down the BYO.

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    Default Re: Retire the Lady orifice?

    Quote Originally Posted by SativaRoseLover View Post
    Would not be really clever because people would need to wait for the orifice they want, maybe a very long time.

    So the only 2 options are:

    A new Lady or adding the "normal" textures to FLG line and shut down the BYO.

    I would absolutely be over joyed if IFL were to ditch the BYO in the standard fleshlights and make a FLG BYO and that's what we've all been asking for since the beginning of this whole thing. I know that IFL would feel like their efforts were wasted with the BYO but I think if they were to transfer it over to a FLG BYO it would solve every problem that everyone is complaining is about and order in the universe would be restored lol

    Who is with me?

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    Default Re: Retire the Lady orifice?

    Maybe it will be the result of their mistakes!
    I hope so

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    Quote Originally Posted by SativaRoseLover View Post
    Maybe it will be the result of their mistakes!
    I hope so

    I certainly hope so 2! I really do think there are better things coming in the future but as everyone is aware, the majority of the people are not satisfied with the recent changes as they stand.

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    Default Re: Retire the Lady orifice?

    Right!
    And like you said, everyone would be pleased with a FLG BYO because there would be the perfect sleeve for everyone.

    So what they waiting for?



    Maybe it would be a bit more expensive for them, but who the hell cares when the number of sold sleeves would get higher than ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LadyIceMan View Post
    Voted yes. I would love a pussy orifice with plump major lips I can feel against my dick as I ride in and out. A more prominent clit would be nice from a visual perspective.
    I agree! Sounds heavenly. A more prominent clit (with a retractable hood) would be awsome!

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    Default Re: Retire the Lady orifice?

    Do something like the meiki (3D replica of the internal part of the models vagina).

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    Default Re: Retire the Lady orifice?

    Quote Originally Posted by myaccountwasdeleted View Post
    Do something like the meiki (3D replica of the internal part of the models vagina).


    Why should they copy another company?
    That's cheap AND expensive

    Cheap because it's like faking and expensive because of the production of those things.

    ILF ever made things for everyone and not something for like 300€ because it's something "super-real-life-like".


    Plus I bet there would be something like copyright problems.
    These Asians like to fake but when somebody is "faking" their stuff, they get angry



    BTW, I have nothing against Asians
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    Default Re: Retire the Lady orifice?

    I wonder why people rate this thread with 2 stars but vote almost 96% for "Yes"

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    Quote Originally Posted by SativaRoseLover View Post
    I wonder why people rate this thread with 2 stars but vote almost 96% for "Yes"
    I didn't know you could do that. I gave it 5 stars! C'mon people!

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    Default Re: Retire the Lady orifice?

    Does anyone actually know why they did it? I mean, it was a huge profit for them. What for, they ran off place in magazines? Or the contracts with pornstars ended?

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    Default Re: Retire the Lady orifice?

    No, the contracts did not end!
    There is still everything else from the FLG available.
    They only took the signatures down.


    But without giving us any reason, they just did it like "taking candy (signatures) from a kid (us) and gave him (us) a finger (poor new Build Your Own) to suck on"

 

 

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