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    Default Totally random topic - Men's room

    I work in a "manufacturing" job. It is about 95% male.

    Recently I noticed something new installed in all the bathrooms. Hand lotion dispensors!!!

    Now, I have jacked off to climax (dry) a couple times in the large men's bathroom stall. It has 5 urinals on the west wall and 5 stalls on the opposite wall. It was empty when I started but a couple guys walked in and left out during my session. I was in stall #5.

    Now I can "hard"-ly resist the temptation of grabbing 2 pumps of lotion as I take my morning bathroom break! I haven't done it yet but probably will soon...

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    Default Re: Totally random topic - Men's room

    Wow I've never seen a hand lotion dispenser in a bathroom lol. I wonder what the company's reason for installing them was haha

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    Default Re: Totally random topic - Men's room

    Quote Originally Posted by MrShackleford View Post
    Wow I've never seen a hand lotion dispenser in a bathroom lol. I wonder what the company's reason for installing them was haha
    They probably intend it to prevent dry skin working with your hands all day, and not to supply free penis moisturizer. LOL

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    Default Re: Totally random topic - Men's room

    Don't see the connection to wanking; I've worked @ such a place before. Hand lotion in the bathrooms (soap dries out your skin, yo) as well as aid stations all over the place that offered everything from resalination tabs to generic Tylenol.

    Healthy employees get more shit done.

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    Default Re: Totally random topic - Men's room

    Quote Originally Posted by PilotIRL View Post
    They probably intend it to prevent dry skin working with your hands all day, and not to supply free penis moisturizer. LOL
    "Penis moisturizer" for the win! Haha!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Happy Helmet View Post
    Don't see the connection to wanking; .................

    Healthy employees get more shit done.
    Hand lotion happens to be my lube of choice for jerking off. And I like to jerk off a lot. And jerking off makes me happy!

    So a healthy and happy employee gets more stuff done!!!

    But "yes", I know its to prevent dry skin from the harsh, gritty soap they provide. They also have hand sanitizer dispinsors right outside every bathroom door and right inside each building entrance.

    I just think about playing with myself all the time!

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    Default Re: Totally random topic - Men's room

    I do not fault you in the slightest. If they installed those at any of my frequent bathrooms i'd be tempted as well. Fucked I jacked off in urinals using nothing but saliva before.

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    Default Re: Totally random topic - Men's room

    Ok...this is just gross!!!

    I hate when guys drop their pants all the way to the floor while in a stall.

    I mean I hate opening the door to enter the bathroom and you can see the guy's bare ankles under the door because his pants are pushed down as far as they will go...

    When I am sitting here on the FL forums while in stall #5, the waistband of my jeans are tucked right up under the bend of my knee. My underwear create a nice little hanging basket to hold my phone while displaying a sexy pic of my cousin that I like to masturbate to...

    ............ok...maybe I said too much!


    Point is...I do not like to see a guys bare, hairy ankles when his pants are on the ground! Nasty!!!!!

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    Default Re: Totally random topic - Men's room

    Quote Originally Posted by LetsGetTraining View Post
    I do not fault you in the slightest. If they installed those at any of my frequent bathrooms i'd be tempted as well. Fuck, I jacked off in urinals using nothing but saliva before.
    Was that in a private bathroom urinal? Or taking a risk of getting caught?

    I've jacked off at work, and at a couple different department store bathroom stalls, but not where anyone could actually see what I was doing when they walked in.

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    Default Re: Totally random topic - Men's room

    If those were installed at bathrooms I visit they'd probably run out quick... and only partially due to my dry hands.

    If they didn't think about the possibility that the lotion might be used for something other then moisturizing then I don't know what planet they're living on.

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    Default Re: Totally random topic - Men's room

    Only circumcised men need external lube in order to J/O.

    Just sayin'.

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    Default Re: Totally random topic - Men's room

    Quote Originally Posted by Happy Helmet View Post
    Only circumcised men need external lube in order to J/O.

    Just sayin'.
    What the hell does that mean? Does your dick ooze goo all by itself? Sounds nasty.

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    Default Re: Totally random topic - Men's room

    If you're uncut then the foreskin slides back and forth easily so it sort of acts as lube.

    Although lube makes it much nicer imo.

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    Default Re: Totally random topic - Men's room

    My previous comment was a tad harsh. I'm sorry.

    But it's true -- uncut men almost never need lube. It can make it more fun, but it's far from necessary.

    But why aren't you just fucking a Fleshlight in the first place?

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    Default Re: Totally random topic - Men's room

    Oh I know lube is far from necessary for uncut men; I often don't use any (especially if there's not any available).

    So I don't think your comment was harsh at all!

    And I do fuck my fleshlight; quite a bit more often these days actually.

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    Default Re: Totally random topic - Men's room

    Quote Originally Posted by LetsGetTraining View Post
    I do not fault you in the slightest. If they installed those at any of my frequent bathrooms i'd be tempted as well. Fucked I jacked off in urinals using nothing but saliva before.
    hasn't every guy done this? I do it at least once a week

 

 

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